Vanity

dude, you have way too much faith in us. boobies might help. w/ ie's

can you really call cats put in channel zero? don't most of the polls prove that we're boogie hands?

vinegar helps you sleep? upset tummy? get drunker? what?

you guys are wrong.. After School Special wins.

a combo of the following: in this mug:

i was trying to find the maual for ultima underworld and ended up therr.

i have a degree and I work hard. i have a record. my record has never effected my employment (they just look at the resume and check references). I've never made close to 50k a year. but hey, i'm chillin.

show up to dinner, and don't even touch your food. order shots for the whole table (including kids).

metro, my pimple ended up being just a blister. hope yu slept well.

it'd be way too confusing, and i'd blow it and make things worse before anything happened anyway.

errr day, errr other day. I'm not a clean freak. I don't shower much on weekends. ;)

nah.. i seriously can't explain it. It's on the back of my hand... I bath pretty much daily, I thought it might have been an ingrown hair or something. While it's there, I think it's hilarious, though.

metro = jealous?

I passed my medical screening to head overseas (which also means no STD).

dude, they have that shit in shopping malls. next.

Re: God hates fags so much he is killing spyD...?! god hates spyd?

my old boss tricked himself into thinking that he's helping them.

i looked up some chemist dude because some bitch tried to call me out. in other news, i have a white head on my hand that's pretty bad ass.

tease, it ain't happen w/ out pics... we're all picturing you in a hardhat w/ photoshopped abs.

i swear.. half the folks responding didn't read any of the other responses. SMASH?n Was she hot? You could get sex! O RLY?

i stepped on a nail today :(

halloween = anniversary of my first tag, so i'm expecting cards everyone... it's actually still running. we went out on halloween too... you can get away w/ shit because what are people going to do? split up and run between a few houses. they cal the cops and say they saw some kids out causing trouble? but we'd also egg cars in the middle of the day.

the texas state prison has a website. somewhere on there, they list all the executionees' last meals. I killed 8 hours of work on there once. most dudes just wanted a burger w/ fries and a milkshake or steak and potatoes.

me and my fellas gangraped some little girl. it was awesome