Vanity

dennis the menace, but yeah

the last track on lost generation was a banger... not the one w/ george clinton, the one w/ pop da brown hornet and r4za and all that. i forget the name. his shit w/ illegal was decent too.... hard beats anyway

anyone else think mr. voodoo sounds exactly like krs one?

if things work out (and they always do, right?) i'll be living in philly in a year or so... word

any suggestions on free layout programs (indesign, quark)... need something legit. Or, I can send the file to somebody (word), and you can make it purty for me (b/w). thanky

dude, she's my aunt... of course.

My aunt fell in love with somebody from nigeria over an email scam, so she's trying to save up the money for his airfare.

Hindi pop music... and SO sick of it, but it's EVERYWHERE

So I have the chance to visit either New Zealand or Australia on the cheap. I can also go to any island in the South Pacific, but I'm not really looking to get away from anything. My current town doesn't even have a stoplight. I'm looking to do actual activities, maybe drink some quality beers and cause mischief of sorts. The downside is it'll be around Christmas time, and, as far as I know, that means it's hot as shit. I don't really know folks in either one, except a banging Indian girl in Wellington. Naka

yeah, lady boys are all over bangkok. I went there and didn't see a muay thai fight or the ping pong show... i think they threatened to keep my passport until I did.

they should have worked back hair into that bad boy

road trip?

For the record, wat does being from the midwest have to do w/ anything. Isn't NY one of the safest cities in the world?

I thought this was bout kiLts

ha, i can't believe this was bump worthy... suds and drinking just does not computer for me. in other news, i'm in singapore now... van was tighter, though it seems like every hoe here is on some model tip. I actually had some girls 'ewwww' my outfit earlier today, which i kind of took as a compliment.

When I was like 19, I helped run one for some comm. service. Fuckers took my labor and then wouldn't come through w/ the paper work. A bunch of hippies and black people that hated them having a circle jerk because nobody else was there.

i'm in the Philippines. The mnost popular show here is a bunch of people dancing, then the host is like, "so you fucked up on that one move. what happened?" they have dancing w/ everything, though. It's an advertisement for bleach, and they have 50 girls in school girls out fits shaking their ass.. pure awesomeness. I'm in an internet cafe killing time because these einsteins locked the door, and can't get it unlocked.

i know some hoe that gets high off of starbucks frapwhatevers.. like titties in the face high.. she's a good friend to have.

I did that shit to Mr. Lik and akrobatik... rainbow flag for reals.

i'm on a 3x taco mission.. just swooped on them chicken tacos. fuck them cats and the rain

don't you take pictures w/ your homies hugging you? trying to be hard w/ mittens on.

earlier, I listened to this dude talk about his hummer and poo for about a half hour..... he's been sitting in front of the TV for the last 6 hours. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

cute... i'm not afraid to slap hoes.. or their hero-ass boyfriends. earl, sake ages if you store it right... otherwise, it turns into some sort of vinegar.... there are some expensive ass vinegars out there, though. p.s - i smell curry, and i'm jealous. Some bitch from the UK is into me, but c'mon... she's from the UK>

dude... BF?

imagine if this were a bar.. it'd equal, "hey guys, please run a train on me."