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Everything posted by Vanity

  1. 3 options: -travel home and spend it w/ the fam, a couple nights partying in Memphis on top of that -sit in on a creole thanksgiving -serve the homeless i'm such a fag
  2. yo... we still have 6 more weeks of rocking to go. my new years will be in chicago.. 'cause really, what's better than going to the windy city on the last night of December?
  3. yeah, but the gay is much worse
  4. can she get the hivvy by swallowing?
  5. word.. shit is rough. I feel sorry for dude's fam. Some shit went on 1/2 block down the street on friday... i heard about 15-20 shots. shit's frustrating. On the plus side, I met some dude that was grew up rough today. He's an electrician now and thrilled w/ it.
  6. http:\\http://www.thehungersite.com as well
  7. Vanity


    i had 1 of those smirnoff ice drinks... i kinda liked it nopromo
  8. cheers, mate.. stylin' belt
  9. i told my manager i was quitting around 5, he kept me there until 7 trying to talk me out of it i told the president the next morning at 8
  10. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!
  11. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!
  12. non drinking pee story: when i was 7, i got up in the middle of the night and took a piss... ...into my sister's gerbil cage. non peeing drunk story (compiled by fragments of memory, evidence, and testimonials): About a year ago, I went to see RJD2 at some college. The college had a dry campus, so I got drunk before hand, and I figured I'd get a little drunker than normal, so I stayed drunk there. Well, I ended up drinking a bottle of rum by myself in about 1-2 hours. and I ended up wandering around the campus looking for someplace to piss. Eventually, I found myself in the back area of an auditorium where all the props and shit are. I pissed on some fake boat or something and found a can of black rusto. I tagged the shit out of everything around me...wack tags too.. like going too big, so i couldn't fit in the last letter. I found my way back to the show. I ended up sneaking in, or somebody bought me a ticket, I can't remember (I was there alone), but I had the same amount of money in my pocket the next day. I don't exactly remember any of the show, but apparently I met some freshman there that was hollering hardcore; I think she was japanese. She must have been small, because I found her sweater in my car the next day. Anywho, we were heading back to her dorm room to party w/ her friends. I think I told them that we weren't going to fuck, and her friends were making fun of me for passing up a sure thing. I must have randomly grabbed some sweatshirt at the concert, because I had some sweatshirt on the next day that wasn't mine, and was kind of small. Somewhere on the way back to the dorm, I split up w/ the folks. Or maybe they ditched me, who knows. I go to take a piss in the cut. Next thing I know, I'm freezing my ass off, and some cop is shining a flashlight in my eyes and TALKING REALLY LOUD AND SLOW. Apparently, while taking my piss, I passed out on the sidewalk or something. There was some sort of metal thing next to me that they thought i was using to smoke something, but I honestly have no idea what it was or where it came from. I also had put the can of rusto in my waistband, that i forgot about, so they thought I was huffing as well. Needless to say, they cuffed me and took me to the campus security office. While there, I was straight HOLLERING at some chick officer. I was 'interrogated,' i forget what story i gave them about the paint, but it worked. All I remember is some guy saying "If you don't give us a number of somebody to come pick you up, you're going to jail." All I could remember is my parent's number, so they called up my mom at 11 at night. My sister showed up to pick me up. They let me go. However, I refused to leave until the hot chick kissed me, haha... I ended up settling for a hug and we left. As soon as we turned the corner, there was a group of girls. I nudged my sis and said, "yo sis, follow my lead," and yelled out to the girlsm "HEY, WE NEED A RIDE. WE'RE WASTED AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A RIDE, WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE AND DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" They didn't give us a ride and I went to my parent's place and passed out on the floor. I woke up at noon the next day w/ 14 messages from my work asking where the fuck I am.
  13. you've come a long way, young jedi. didn't you post madd long ago how you get nervous drinking, or something?
  14. are you still in asia?
  15. Vanity

    Cooking with 12oz

    my next dish, it's vegan friendly as well.. and MADD GOOD! 2 teaspoons olive oil 1 1/2 cups chopped onion 1 garlic clove, minced 4 cups (1/2-inch) cubed peeled sweet potato (about 1 1/2 pounds) 1 1/2 cups cooked small red beans 1 1/2 cups vegetable broth 1 cup chopped red bell pepper 1/2 cup water 1 teaspoon grated peeled fresh ginger 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 (14.5-ounce) can diced tomatoes, drained 1 (4.5-ounce) can chopped green chiles, drained 3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter 3 tablespoons chopped dry-roasted peanuts 6 lime wedges Heat oil in a nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add onion and garlic; cover and cook 5 minutes or until tender. Place onion mixture in a 5-quart electric slow cooker. Add sweet potato and next 10 ingredients (through chiles). Cover and cook on low 8 hours or until vegetables are tender. Spoon 1 cup cooking liquid into a small bowl. Add peanut butter; stir well with a whisk. Stir peanut butter mixture into stew. Top with peanuts; serve with lime wedges.
  16. Vanity

    Cooking with 12oz

    damn, thought gets all that, and nobody even comes through for me in my clutch. thanks guys... btw, my tenderloin came out fucking rockstar good.
  17. sorry bout the size ( normally say that to the ladies.. *nudgenudgewinkwink* NAHMSAYIN?
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