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Vanity

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    Comfort Food

    i'm guessing snopes wouldn't let me hotlink.
  2. there's some toad in the desert that actually dries out and is dead for 3-4 months until the rainy season comes and reconstitutes it. they live 40-50 years
  3. actually, i bet the female to hetero male ratio is pretty good. the hetero:'mo .... notsomuch
  4. 3 options: -travel home and spend it w/ the fam, a couple nights partying in Memphis on top of that -sit in on a creole thanksgiving -serve the homeless i'm such a fag
  5. yo... we still have 6 more weeks of rocking to go. my new years will be in chicago.. 'cause really, what's better than going to the windy city on the last night of December?
  6. yeah, but the gay is much worse
  7. can she get the hivvy by swallowing?
  8. word.. shit is rough. I feel sorry for dude's fam. Some shit went on 1/2 block down the street on friday... i heard about 15-20 shots. shit's frustrating. On the plus side, I met some dude that was grew up rough today. He's an electrician now and thrilled w/ it.
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    i had 1 of those smirnoff ice drinks... i kinda liked it nopromo
  10. any suggestions on an mp3 player? itunes and media player are a bit bloated for me. winamp is not an option.
  11. i told my manager i was quitting around 5, he kept me there until 7 trying to talk me out of it i told the president the next morning at 8
  12. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!
  13. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!
  14. non drinking pee story: when i was 7, i got up in the middle of the night and took a piss... ...into my sister's gerbil cage. non peeing drunk story (compiled by fragments of memory, evidence, and testimonials): About a year ago, I went to see RJD2 at some college. The college had a dry campus, so I got drunk before hand, and I figured I'd get a little drunker than normal, so I stayed drunk there. Well, I ended up drinking a bottle of rum by myself in about 1-2 hours. and I ended up wandering around the campus looking for someplace to piss. Eventually, I found myself in the back area of an auditorium where all the props and shit are. I pissed on some fake boat or something and found a can of black rusto. I tagged the shit out of everything around me...wack tags too.. like going too big, so i couldn't fit in the last letter. I found my way back to the show. I ended up sneaking in, or somebody bought me a ticket, I can't remember (I was there alone), but I had the same amount of money in my pocket the next day. I don't exactly remember any of the show, but apparently I met some freshman there that was hollering hardcore; I think she was japanese. She must have been small, because I found her sweater in my car the next day. Anywho, we were heading back to her dorm room to party w/ her friends. I think I told them that we weren't going to fuck, and her friends were making fun of me for passing up a sure thing. I must have randomly grabbed some sweatshirt at the concert, because I had some sweatshirt on the next day that wasn't mine, and was kind of small. Somewhere on the way back to the dorm, I split up w/ the folks. Or maybe they ditched me, who knows. I go to take a piss in the cut. Next thing I know, I'm freezing my ass off, and some cop is shining a flashlight in my eyes and TALKING REALLY LOUD AND SLOW. Apparently, while taking my piss, I passed out on the sidewalk or something. There was some sort of metal thing next to me that they thought i was using to smoke something, but I honestly have no idea what it was or where it came from. I also had put the can of rusto in my waistband, that i forgot about, so they thought I was huffing as well. Needless to say, they cuffed me and took me to the campus security office. While there, I was straight HOLLERING at some chick officer. I was 'interrogated,' i forget what story i gave them about the paint, but it worked. All I remember is some guy saying "If you don't give us a number of somebody to come pick you up, you're going to jail." All I could remember is my parent's number, so they called up my mom at 11 at night. My sister showed up to pick me up. They let me go. However, I refused to leave until the hot chick kissed me, haha... I ended up settling for a hug and we left. As soon as we turned the corner, there was a group of girls. I nudged my sis and said, "yo sis, follow my lead," and yelled out to the girlsm "HEY, WE NEED A RIDE. WE'RE WASTED AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A RIDE, WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE AND DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" They didn't give us a ride and I went to my parent's place and passed out on the floor. I woke up at noon the next day w/ 14 messages from my work asking where the fuck I am.
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