dowmagik

maybe the act of masquerading someone as your wife, whom legally isnt, is the crime *shrug* islam and mormonism are proof that you can get a man to believe the most nonsensical and silly shit if you promise him pussy.

good question. i know a lot of the time, charges arent pressed, but you get excommunicated from the church if you refuse to stop practicing polygamy.

the army? fuck that

fuck a bike in a skatepark

unless youre talkin about the team of dudes that do their makeup...nah

i used to always try to get mormon kids to drink with me when my family would visit salt lake...talk about a bunch of pussies...

it isnt uncommon for these weirdos to marry 14 and 15yo girls hella creepy

pinot noirs > *

flip the mutha fucka over on em topsy turvy that mutha fucka

a 22 year old female that weighs as much as a 22 year old car, eh?

if it werent for polygamy, i wouldnt be alive deep mormon roots momma dukes was smart enough to realize it was all nonsense, thank goodness

im a life coach pays well

Re: Great Pictures~ lee marvin ftw

stole it right outta my mouth. /nh

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - twain

twink, word. get that blood flowin to your shit so u can fight the infection.

fuck this nigga ^^ smdoub, whats up girl?

liquor is like duct tape for the soul.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo t, props for the promotion, atta baby! if i wasnt saving hella $$ right now, id come down for a lil madness. i think myself and filthypeter are going to reno for a few days during spring break...hollar if u wanna do the damn thing over there... ps - you need to buy a body pillow, rub irish spring and weed all over it so it has my scent, then cuddle it while you pretend its me as you close your eyes and hum 'careless whispers' . /nh

stay clear of hard drugs for the time being, the comedowns will make u think crazy shit go to the gym read books get arab money dont contact her if youve been drinking (if at all) be glad it isnt a divorce travel with homies reflect on shit you learned from ur relationship get used to using rubbers again dont immediately jump back into a relationship //was with the same gal from 19-26. breaking up sucks, but shit will get better, just not overnight...

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fourteenkay, dig the bike mang! throw some gears on that bitch! do you have to use one of those ugly chain tensioner things? tell the gals youre growing your hair out so u can use the money youd b spending on haircuts to help various charities. ;) fabio lookin muh fuh /still have yet to find any kraken in oregon. 0day rum

the one and only

those boobs made me breakfast once. you mad? /didnt smash

i forgot my debit card at the bar last night, and im hella jonesin for some jo-jos and ranch right now. ffuuuccckkkk.

gemini tables are whack