Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear exwifey
hearing you cry on the phone earlier, telling me how much your life sucks and how youre in financial ruin brought a smile to my face. i feel like a dick admitting it, but that shit amped me up. while youre moping around your crib today, im heading north to buy new golf clubs, eat at my favorite seafood spot, get tattooed and get drunk with my crew. im glad im not you. buster ass bitch. im living well while youre living in hell.