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dowmagik

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  1. my philosophy is it isnt gay since it looks like a chick. dead serious. i showed pics of her to my homie, and he said he thought she looked pretty dope. fwiw, i was wearing a slayer shirt and eating pizza while she jerked me off. im not tryin to have anything to do with her penis or butthole tho. just sayin. you aint got shit on this, twinky. better step your game up, nukkuh. filthypeter talked me into putting her pic up
  2. hippy bar bathroom jerk of the night award goes to this bro for puking on himself while blacked out
  3. my dude! stay holdin it down! no rubbers no regrets
  4. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t, "you like opiates? ill save you some" :lol: love you buddy
  5. sheesh, your next post is gonna be #666 better make it count
  6. Re: Dear ________, - no homo t, he called me a lil bit ago. unfortunately, im not living in portland right now otherwise id hook a brotha up with a night on ye olde towne. a boyfriend of t's is a bofriend of mine /nh
  7. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear exwifey hearing you cry on the phone earlier, telling me how much your life sucks and how youre in financial ruin brought a smile to my face. i feel like a dick admitting it, but that shit amped me up. while youre moping around your crib today, im heading north to buy new golf clubs, eat at my favorite seafood spot, get tattooed and get drunk with my crew. im glad im not you. buster ass bitch. im living well while youre living in hell.
  8. big homie's female roommate just called me up to tell me her house is going to be empty on sunday night and she wants me to come over so she can cook cajun food for me and get drunk off sailor jerry. she has a fat ass and a gap tooth paid by today 2010 bbeeeyyyaatttttttccchhhh
  9. im linkin up wit the tall mexcian fuck next weekend to get tattoos, ill ask him wadyp with a roadtrip ill bring shit that will make u puke no joke
  10. if ou dont get your oke from a mexican or a flaming gay due, your oke sucks
  11. if i bring the raw-raw you cats wont even know what to do serpusly
  12. fucking godddamn iger cholars li[ liner ' and shit ambien
  13. fuck not soking speed while ugly girls blow you fuck doing whrt u want fuck not eating cheseburgers fuck cheap aluunim foil runnn it
  14. trust stay holdin it down roller derrb girls big ass big vagina ali[s dnce with them i dance prety fckig good yo i keep telln a*** that we shouls take a road trip to az to get soe dope tatzzzzz it will happen volcano tcos hitthe spot
  15. fuk yes its on tol thr breake of sawn fuck the world fuck my moms and my girl lfe is playd out like a jerry url ready to die' --- twinkh holdin it dowm
  16. def on the vlele ot pulled over on thr way way home dub amount f pills warrants no insurance faggot didnt ven ask or registration or insurance looke him in th eyw "i took that corner to last fast, mim sorry brother" and thats it fuck it gettin ours
  17. get arb moneyyyyyy #2 philips screwrivers porkcet fl of pillzz no insurrance warnts fuck our life we do it 0219
  18. Re: Dear ________, - no homo christeezy, i get viagra for free from my homie, sorry. how much do they go for on the street?
  19. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter, peep what came in the mail today when the fuck are you gonna get a phone that will let me send pics to it?
  20. dowmagik

    bicicletas

    i dont really think there is any "direction" in any sport, just do what you do and have fun. fuck what anybody else is doing.
  21. dowmagik

    bicicletas

    there would be a handful of people drinking at The Tube in wheelchairs
  22. nah, all mormons are latter day saints church of jesus christ of latter day saints (lds) = mormon church
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