dowmagik

it cant beat raping a woman while high on meth

not my first, but i also wanted to fuck evie, hella tough

Re: Dear ________, - no homo mud, you ever eat the pizza at XV? im pretty sure its the best pizza in the world, no joke.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! yeah, seperate chick. it was an oontzers sister. -- this doesnt have anything to do with trannies, but its pervy, so ill add it: in downtown portland, next door to the delicious voodoo donuts, is the paris theatre. the paris is one of the seedy theatres that play porno and people jerk off inside. ive always wondered if the other people around me, while snacking on our tasty bacon maple bars or fruit-loops and frosting donuts, were thinking that its kinda fuckin weird that meters away from where our food is made, there are old homeless men, jacking their dicks off while they watch other men get blowjobs. this weekend, i took my date (biological female) into the paris to check it out. i had never been inside, and neither had she. when we got inside, we were first in a small room with a gentlemen tending the other side of a plastic window. he told us that since we were a couple, we would only have to pay 5$ once for a years membership. pretty pretty good bargain. the fella gave me what looked like a credit card, it had a mgnetic strip on one side, but the other side had a surprising image: it was a picture of a beautiful mountain, covered in snow. the foreground was a large field that was painted with yellow flowers. how fucking awesome and "discreet". "ill meet you guys on the other side of the door, and show you where our couples area is, there was some activity earlier, if its as busy as it was, ill have to open up the other side" "sounds good, buddy, lets fucking do it" The next room was a small "adult shop" sorta place that sold movies, and there were a male and female restrooms in it. We were finally about to get into the theatre, i was pretty stoked... Once inside, i noticed the movie playing was a classy flick of a black female being gangbanged by 4 men, she was covered in semen and still very eager for more action. the "couples section" was a small designated area in the rear of the theatre, the entrance to it consisted of a horizontal chain with a clip on the end. we were the only people in our special little spot, so we peeped the seats for cum, then sat down. right outside the entrance to the couples section was an older guy, beating off furiously while watching the movie. directly in front of us were several men that were very interested in us. one man stared at us the whole fucking time we were there, which wasnt very long...dudes staring at us made for a weird vibe. we came back later in the night to peep shenanigans, but ill type about that some other time...

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles, i was in portland for the weekend, getting loose downtown, kept an eye out for you so i could walk up and make a comment about trannies. didnt see you though. i did, however, see the inside of the paris theatre for the first time. good golly. all i gotta say.

fucking disgusting. never been able to get down a bite in my life.

i thought it was a fun movie, a little preditable, but, fuck it, its a bloody action flick with a rad ending.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

fwiw, ive personally seen soups drivers license, and his last name is chinese as fuck. you guys are hella wrong.

good thinkin

no i just have good taste

2 days in pies wake up, look out window practice read purchase help buddy move, then get loose made me lolz homegirl bought me a bottle of pinot noir as a gift, but was unaware that you have to have a wine opener. we broke it outside. it was pretty pretty gewd. then we cuddled and flipped thru book. white as fuck wake up hella early, drive to bandon for teh golf. rain was fuckin insane, but it wasnt too cold and the wind was light, so we had a blast. rain didnt let up, so our plans of doing 18 @ bandon dunes and 18 @ pacific dunes went to shit. we only played pacific... off to smoke ceegar i copped from the gift shop.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! im pretty content with the actual 100% girl that im dating right now, so i wont probably wont date ****.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! dude! the tranny is blowing up my spot hella tough!!! i got a text message from my bartender homegirl to tell me that **** was in the bar and asking everybody if theyve seen me and if i have been in the bar lately....blah blah blah funny thing is, i left the bar mere minutes before she showed up last night. my older brother is in town, so i took him out for some drinks, i didnt tell him about the tranny, but it would have been epic as fuck if the tranny would have showed up when i was chilling with my bro. -- last night, one of the bartenders asked me how my weekend went, i said "it was fabulous!" - her retort was "was it fabulous or was it fabuloussssss?". so i guess everybody at the bar knows about trannygate.

with cialis he could come back to life

fuckin a they need to let big mike rape her as her punishment. after a night of losing hella money at a casino or some shit, let mike have his way with her.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! niiice i was at a broads house and found a rrrreeeeaaallll old skrewdriver vinyl of hers the other night. rock n mother fucking roll.

what you know about funnels?

im a middle child. older bro is a business major, younger bro is a chemistry major. myself.....not so much....

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! one can only hope

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter, guess who is gonna do 18 @ bandon dunes tomorrow??? YEAH BITCH!!!

im goin to bed. take it sleazy, gentlemen *luvs

depends on how u get it and what state youre in i paid $180 (i think) to meet with doc at a weed clinic, then another $100 or so to apply to the states program. find a weed clinic that will review your medical records for free, then let you know if youll qualify or not...