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work dumps

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Coffie Crave, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    i got this idea from key's thread ''fuck monday!''

    i got a ton of stories i will post but right now im sleepy

    i know 99% of u got them, so let them roll
  2. haunts

    haunts Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 0
    i think i understand the theory of this thread, talk about how your job sucks right?

    well, my income is through financial aid.
    so theoretically speaking my job is school. at least until i find a real job.
    so ill tell you about that.
    i ride the bus 5 hours a day for school (2.5 each way sometimes more depending on connection times). and the worst part is on tuesdays im only there for an hour.
    yep...school dumps!???

  3. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35

    damn dude, i thought i had it bad commuting a 35 min drive (1.5 hours w/
    traffic) to get to school.....sux2bu
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    i take shits at work on the regular.

    great way to waste time...
  5. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    yeah, the thread is about takin poops at work, not how bad your job is..dumbasses...
  6. xen

    xen Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 4, 2004 Messages: 2,804 Likes Received: 304
    I am at work taking a healthy shit, or as we call it, an unauthorized coffee break, smoking a cigarette. generally fucking off, when Carl comes in. Carl is the guy that walks across the plant with a newspaper under his arm announcing that he is going to go take a shit. Carl has a fondness for Old Milwaukee beer in mass quantities and he has the generic drips. He picks this point to interrogate me on how the shift is going. His asshole is playing Louie Armstrong and the bathroom is just foul, even by factory standards. I had to pinch that shit off and get the fuck out. Don't talk to a man while he is shitting, especially if you have to speak up to be heard over your own ass.
  7. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43

    Also an easy way to feel productive.
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Great thread!! hahaha

    There's this hidden bathroom in the basement that
    used to be my full time dumping grounds. See I have
    a bit of a problem with the booze and I would often have
    to sneak down there for one of those terrible 'day after shits'
    that would just explode out of my ass like someone was dumping
    a can of chunky stew right into the frying pan. My sanctuary.

    now.. there's new offices RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL and they
    have glass doors. Plus there's a hottie receptionist sitting right
    there looking out and I cant use that bathroom anymore.
    There's no way I can walk in there after making eye contact
    with this girl and dumping some nasty biz like 10 feet from her.
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^desperate times call for desperate measures man!
  10. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yeah... I just wandered around the building untill I found another 'hidden bathroom'
    gotta love working in loft conversions.
  11. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    i havent worked in like 5 months. I dont know what to do
    Im about to start lying on my applications because the
    truth isnt working
  12. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    i went to use the bath room at my work...i pulled a UFO for thos that dont know what a ufo is, its when u like float above the seat...i mean who wants to sit on a work tolet...so anyway i end up missing and shiting all over the floor....i had to clean it up to cuzs they boss knew i was the last one to be in there...it sucked even tho i cleaned my hands wicked good they still stunk like shit and my freind later at lunch pointed out i has a drip of shit on my leg...

    good old days
  13. dniice

    dniice Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 114 Likes Received: 0
    i knew this thread was gonna roll around sooner er later
    taking a dump anywhere besides ur house is mad weird
    i always curtisy flush when im forced to drop one somewhere other than my house ..... theres no bathroom like your own bathroom
  14. Hoblow

    Hoblow Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2003 Messages: 1,618 Likes Received: 12
    Some of you guys are fucking weird. If you have an issue about sitting on a foreign toilet, why not just put paper down on it, for fucks sake. Otherwise you got no one to blame but yourself when you shit all over your shoes.
  15. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    i heart the work dump.

    i take about 2-3 a day.