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Women's underwear and the capture there of.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by im not witty, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    no this isnt another thread about buying my girfriend lingerie. while persuing some of my favorite sites last night www.theonion.com and www.thesmokinggun.com. both included stories about panty raids.

    the smoking gun has a story about a guy who was caught in this girls house and a subsequent search turned up OVER 800 pairs of stolen thongs in his house. found here

    and the onion had a good one that was satirical of course, found here

    anyway, i was sitting around drinking with two friends at the time and they began to regale me with perveract stories beyond my wildest imagination involving such madness. more so, in the vein of "one time i put my neighbors panties on my head when i went to use her washer/dryer"
    neither man showed any shame and refused to believe that any other man would deny engaging in such practices. i denied it, and they beat me mercilessly.... and then told me more perverted shit.

    which you should do as well, for it is early at work and i am bored.
    in fact, ill make a poll just because ive never done that before.
  2. j

    j Guest

    I always wanted to hang one of my girl's thongs from my rear-view mirror.

    I honestly can't imagine what what people would say about that if I did it.
  3. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    hahaha, last summer i came out to my car to go to work and there was a pair of thongs hanging off my side view mirror on the drivers side. never found out who it was. scared to think about it. on one hand it could be one of my dirtbag friends fucking with me, or it could be some hot (or ugly i suppose) secret admirer
  4. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    ok, if youse guys dont want to talk about yourself, can we at least bag on the guy who stole 800 FUCKIN PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR FROM THE SAME APARTMENT! 3 or 4 girls live together and you constantly break into their house and rob them of thongs? to the tune of over 800 pairs!

    HOLY SHIT RAGS! like what do you even do with that many pairs of underwear. i could see if youre a twisted guy, so you take the opportunity to steal A PAIR of underwear for your own fucked up satisfaction. BUT 800! i dont think i own 800 anything.
  5. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    its still early, witty.
    they'll come flooding in later.
    my ex was a panty raider,
    thus leading to our breakup.

    one night i get a call from my hysterical good friend who has 2 roomates. her, my ex and a few other people were all getting drunk at her house. She tells me my ex went into her roomates room and was going through her undies and lingerie while the roomate was sleeping a few feet away.
    the roomate hears something, turns on the light and catches my ex with a variety of lingerie outfits layed out on the rug.
    he got spooked and ran out the door.

    i'm half asleep when she told me this so i was like, whatever.
    so alot of drama unfolded, resulting in me breaking up with him a bit later than i should have.

    He had an extreme thong fetish....he was raised in brazil, but i think something just wasn't right in the head.

    I was convinced that picture was going to be of him in that article, witty.
  6. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    well if youre going to be booty crazy, and you have to pick somewhere to be from, brazil is the best place i can think of.
  7. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    yea, i think it was a combo of things, tho.
    his dad was a hardcore minister too, always speaking in tongues
    and invoking "the spirit"
    really strange stuff.
    i would get into detail with his fetish, but its
    not really my place.
    I understand some men really like thongs, or other
    but he really was kind of obsessive about them.
  8. khaotic970

    khaotic970 New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    thats funny i told my girl that i only want her wearing thongs and so now she does. but stealing my girls freinds thongs prolly not they all have crotch rot fuck all that

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    some guys dig that rot.

    cant say i have a fetish for this shit ... know a guy who does, he has taken a few pair from my girl. i could care less except for the loss of $$ when we have to buy her more. fuuny thing with this guy ... he put them back after a bit.
  10. khaotic970

    khaotic970 New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    please tell me after he broght them back you threw them away or washed them!
  11. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    this is funny. ahah 800 pairs of undies! good grief..

    my last two boyfriends asked for underwear from me, the last one kept them somewhere in his room. he said he liked that they smelled like me. i can understand this since i like my boys worn t-shirts. whatever.

    brazilian men and the thong fetish hmm odd bunch those rump raiders...

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    with bleach or bleach alternative for the ones with color.
    i dont think he makes them dirty ... i think its a smelling thing for him, he takes her dirty ones. its gross man, kind makes me want to kick his ass ... but i am bigger than that, i just think its sad he so perverted that he has to do shit like that to get off.
    well we are doing a thread on it ... so it must not be too uncommon.

    maybe i'm a freak cuz im the only false vote up there.
  13. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    thats kind of why i made this thread. one i was bored, but two, these two friends of mine...(amitoolate, if your reading this, it was pappa john and mr 78) they were saying that every male in the world does this in some capacity. i wanted to see how widespread the phenomenon was.

    like for instance, i am completely blown away by the fact that homeboy siad his friend takes his girls underwear and they know about it, like its accepted in a sense. MADNESS!
  14. khaotic970

    khaotic970 New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    dude its crazy but its so common for a man to steal womens undies I use to steal my booty calls undies just to have in my droor to see which one i was going to call but i been with my girl for long years and dont play that game. even when i wash our laundry i just throw them shits in the washer I dont even want to peak at the inner undie.. men will grow outta it
  15. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    ive been accused of stealing panties from a girl..

    but in truth.. during out drunken romps on and off my bed...she somehow managed to get the shit behind my bookshelf..

    she wouldnt leave me alone until i coughed them up.. she thought i was a perveract.. but it sucks.. when you havent actually done what people are accusing me of... and i would only steal a huuuuuge bra.. and use it for holding stuff.. like socks.. and pennies.