Kannum Playt Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 I dunno bout ya'll but now I feel one step closer to being a true man. When I say man I mean the kind of man that would be idolized on "The Man Show." Today I went to the firing range and had the wonderful testosterone pumping experience to fire a .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson. I could already feel my penis getting bigger. Now all I need is a dope muscle car and a woman that will give me sexual pleasure whenever I want it, WITHOUT me having to ask for it. I think I'm goin Republican. Go NRA! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 much to everyone's suprise, im pretty much willing to bet i got this one on lock... although my man abysmal might give me a run for my money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 just cuz you shot one doesnt mean you have a big gun. my uncle has a colt 44 magnum and motherfuckin m-16(i dont know where he got that), and a bunch of other shit. my friend had a AK but had to give it to his dad in trade off for rent money. i dont need a gun cuz i got a mean karate chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 <---------me i'll bury ya sixty feet deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 my buddy has a mini-14 its a semi auto m-16 basically, an i got a 1911 .45 that my great uncle used in ww1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 my dick is like, 3 inches. does that qualify as a big gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 peace out america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddle Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 <----can't play with guns until: '06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 used to have a 12 gauge...put some buckshot in there and it was no joke...almost bought a little gut gun (the kind thats real small making it so the bullet enters and just bounces around destroying organs) but the guy couldnt really tell me wether it was stolen or not so i had to give it the thumbs down...i think ill be hitting up one of the local gun shows soon... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I'm not a gun man by any means...nor a hunting man. I have shot a lot of targets...with a lot of guns though. Would anyone agree that it makes you feel strangely powerful. Not that I am some sick fuck, but it just makes you feel like you kick ass....even if you can't actually kick ass. A gun is truly the equalizer...muscles don't even mean shit. Okay now I sound weak. I think I am gonna go open my wrists in a warm bath now...peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Taco bell Bomber Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 fuck that shit..shooting somthign makes your dick bigger??? nah f that someone pulls on a gun on me im strate up hitting them..60% chance if they pull on gun on me there gonna shoot my anyway. i feel alot better knowing that i punched them in there grill before they shot me..hopefully that chance doesnt have to come up tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 any of you need me to post my picture welding that big kapaowski again ha ha ha the bigger the gun the more fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by The Taco bell Bomber: fuck that shit..shooting somthign makes your dick bigger??? no i didn't mean that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted August 13, 2001 Author Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one: I'm not a gun man by any means...nor a hunting man. I have shot a lot of targets...with a lot of guns though. Would anyone agree that it makes you feel strangely powerful. Not that I am some sick fuck, but it just makes you feel like you kick ass....even if you can't actually kick ass. A gun is truly the equalizer...muscles don't even mean shit. Okay now I sound weak. I think I am gonna go open my wrists in a warm bath now...peace I agree. Today was my first time shooting a gun. I'm not a gun finatic either and quite frankly, I don't think they should be made for the public. But I don't have a problem with hunting to bring home dinner. Just that some dumbasses get crazy with guns, take them for granted and use them for the wrong reasons. First I shot a .22 then went on to the .44 Magnum. LOL I felt invincible yet frail in an ironic sense. But still, I wanna shoot bigger, louder more powerful guns! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted August 13, 2001 Author Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: just cuz you shot one doesnt mean you have a big gun. my uncle has a colt 44 magnum and motherfuckin m-16(i dont know where he got that), and a bunch of other shit. my friend had a AK but had to give it to his dad in trade off for rent money. i dont need a gun cuz i got a mean karate chop. I never said I had a big gun. I don't own a gun and don't plan on buying one. The name of the topic is called a "Catch-Phrase" to get people to check out the topic. But never the less, a .44 Magnum is a BIG gun in a power sense. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroy1 Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I PACK A BAZOOKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 I'll break you dundun...MK19 MOD3 Semi-Auto Grenade Launcher. I don't really have that, but if I did, I could fuck your whole game up. It ain't about having some big diesel gun on your hip to blast a niggaz face off, Cuz I could do you up with a bike chain. BUT...I still roll with more heat than Tim Hardaway .480 Ruger nigga. MERODOGS ESHPACKS2 MLBOOM [This message has been edited by MeroSeis (edited 08-13-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 classic mero comedy. you kill me guy http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 your penis wouldn't change size tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted August 15, 2001 Share Posted August 15, 2001 i like to shoot guns, but fuck you pussy's that think a gun makes you tough. You ain't hard if you can't handle yourself without a weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted August 15, 2001 Share Posted August 15, 2001 Originally posted by teister: i like to shoot guns, but fuck you pussy's that think a gun makes you tough. You ain't hard if you can't handle yourself without a weapon. damn straight... and post the fuckin pic gnes! [This message has been edited by OPIUM3 (edited 08-15-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 15, 2001 Share Posted August 15, 2001 guns dont kill people, i kill people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted August 15, 2001 Share Posted August 15, 2001 dont make me have to put a cap in your ass http://www.brokenschool.com/12oz/killatoy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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