Raw fish Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Since I havent come up with any good answers asking real live people, I might as well ask here... Is there a prefered method for picking up waitresses at a bar? Surely they must get hit on all the time, asked out frequently and so forth... is there a way to NOT be that guy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Eat her asshole like a casserole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 pinch her ass when she's not looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 if you go there often just start talking to her, but just be nice. dont give her any hints. later on when ur cool with her pop the question and invite her somewhere. or just tell her straight up in a respectfull way that you are attracted to her and would like to take her out sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Then say "Am I in a bar or a bakery? Because those buns are freeeeeeeeeeesh." It's all about chivalry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 on a more serious note, no there isnt any way to pull the pretty waitress girl. you need lots of money. or be a super mack. im not familiar with your mack abilities, but i hope for only the best in your endeavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleGreen78 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 PEE IN HER POOTER........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 This is foreign territory for me. I try to leave them alone. The only waitresses I flirt with are the ones I've known for a long time, or know outside of work. To me, it looks very sleazebaggy, trying to pick up a waitress. That's just me, though, and more power to you, b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 give her a $100 tip, and say there is more where that came from, so why dont you reach in my pocket and get some...... but you will have a hole in your pocket and you dick through it for her to grab works everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Since I havent come up with any good answers asking real live people, I might as well ask here... Is there a prefered method for picking up waitresses at a bar? Surely they must get hit on all the time, asked out frequently and so forth... is there a way to NOT be that guy?? get a job there thats the only way. I have done it i play drums in bars with bands all the time i sit and talk to and take home female bartenders all the time. by you working there you have established common ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 just ask to be seated at her station, and at the end of your meal ask for her number and if you could take her out sometime.. or.. leave your number and a tip..and a lil note if you're really shy.. i dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 this made me think of all of you creeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 oh, and, just cuz a chick might get hit on alot doesnt mean she will turn down a guy she thinks is cool and attractive. so, just be confident and ask her out. im sure that is the best move, as opposed to trying to spit some gay-m and beating around the bush. im sure she's sick of that shit. if she's into you she will say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 humor. use humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Is this that jawn you wanted to pick up like, 3 years ago? Yeah for real, just roll up and say "I want to lick crack to clit, lets do this cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 usually, i would be way too drunk to even attempt to talk to those waitresses but let me write all the good things down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Just have short conversations with her. After a while, they won't be short anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 just know that waitresses are sluts. i think they're waiting for some guy to flirt with them and you should do so, (just a little) dont get in the way of thier work. after your done eating and stuff.. have your number ready for a pass. be smooth on getting it to her and if she calls you, she calls you. if she doesnt.. eat at her restruant day and night.. always sit in her section and request it. follow her home and take peeks when she's in the shower. stand at the foot of her bed and masturbate while she's sleeping..wear a mask just incase she wakes up. tell her its a dream and pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 tell her you got a big dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ok Casanova. Make sure you get sat in her section. Spark up some type of conversation.... Suggest that she meet you for a drink after work. Tip her well but not too well... Just get some converstation out of her. Find out if she has a man. If she is even worth your time or effort. Try to get it in while they arent busy. Or you could stalk her.... Whatevers clever my man. Whip out the old caveman technique. Club her and drag her back to the cave. (not reccomended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 just tell her you'll pee in her butt for shits and giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 slip her a mickey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 tell her you care enough about her to start a thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 google image search for "slip a mickey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 use humor and tell her what your car game is like. That might only work with ghetto chicks tho.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 No seriously, memorize her boobs and go home to jerk off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Definitly dont leave a note with the tip. A few of my friends do this, and all i can do is shake my head. I say just be frank, and ask her out. Humor is good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Be confident as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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