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Volleyball

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dr. Dazzle, Jan 30, 2002.

  1. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Worst sport ever. God I hate it. I have to take a volleyball class in school, and every minute of it is total bullshit. I've never played it before, except just fucking around and not taking it seriously. Now I'm in this class with all these prostars who think they're the best thing to happen to volleyball since......does anyone even know any volleyball players? There's only me, a couple other guys, and this one chick who suck, and you know the rest of them are saying shit about us. And the teacher acts like we're training for the gaddamn olympics or something, showing all these complictaed plays and shit. And when you don't get it he treats you like you're some retard while the rest of the class chuckle to themselve about how bad the skater guy sucks. All the girls, however hot they may be, are bitches and all the guys are fags, and they all know each other coz they all play volleyball together and I stand there every fucking class thinking how I'd like to kill every last one of them.....


    In conclusion people who play volleyball are gay.....
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    agreed. i too hate volleyball. i say you throw a volleyball at the coaches nuts. what can he do? kick you out? but imagine if they had the volleybal players trying to skateboard? just make fun of them in class, or be a total goof just for fun. why did you sign up for that anyways?
     
  3. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    i remember sports in highschool.. i'd fuck around and all the people even remotely into it would get super pissed. they'd even stop passing the ball to me.

    if you suck, i suggest this method of making an ass of them. turn the tables, make fun of their competitiveness and frustration with you. yawn often, drag your feet, put out just enough effort to stay in the class.
     
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    fuck that shit, volleyball's the fucking knock! i wasnt at all a jock in high school, but i'll play me some fucking volleyball... maybe just cause im tall, but cant shoot a basketball worth a damn, i dont know... but you put me on a volleyball court and i'll leave a spalding logo across your forehead fa sheezy!

    seeking/the crying girl maker
     
  5. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...beach vollyeball is the fucking shit...2on2 3on3 4on4.....how ever you wanna dice it...its so much fun...the dives the hits....the girls in bikinis...the cold drinks after....mmmmm....summertime....r
     
  6. Eski

    Eski Guest

    man i fuckin hate vollyball , our teacher thinks shes the greatest and therefore has to put us through all this riggourous vollyball shit . plus my group of friends in that class are almost as lazy as i am and we have to face the ultra sporty people who like early moring jogging.fffffuck that
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    For sure volleyball is fun when you're playing it with your friends or not serious and fucking around. Then you just get the ball over the net, no technique, no "set, bump, spike", you use the patented "one-hand-punch" strategy. I like all of your ideas. I'm not going to try at all and at the same time be a total ass to them. Totally hit the ball out of bounds all the time, purposely hit the ball way too hard, and use my feet. Ha ha, that'll show them....


    And it's not highschool, it's college. And I took it because I had to take a phys ed option. I already did soccer, which I've played since I was 2, and it was volleyball or like basketball, which I'm even worse at, or badminton, and don't even get me started on racquet sports.


    Oh yeah and the ball to the nuts.....très magnifique:D
     
  8. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    "set, bump, spike"


    if you cant then dont play...no offense but i cant stand it when i play with fucking spazzes...
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3

    that's just it. I don't play
     
  10. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    the only school sport i have done was volleyball, it was not too good at it, It was pretty funny to see kids get all serious and shit haha. I did it once, and i dont think ill do school sports again, they suck a lot. Whenever I have to play volleyball in school i dont play cause its funner to screw around.
     
  11. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    i like volleyball
     
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    Well, I'm no Traserocks but I got an outside game that kills... anyway, I too love some volleyball...
     
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    fuck volleyball is cool when youre drunk on the beach with friends and girls. but no sport is fun with hardcores.
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    they comprise about 95% of my class.....
     


  15. I can't think of anything that wouldn't be cooler than usual if it happens while drunk at the beach with girls. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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