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Too Short VS Jesus Christ

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BigOatser, Aug 17, 2003.

  1. BigOatser

    BigOatser 12oz Senior Member

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    Too Short VS Jesus Christ

    Discussion started by BigOatser - Aug 17, 2003

    Didnt Jesus die a virgin?
     
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  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    eh.. the bible lies. it has changed so much over the years its insane. for instance, the last thing i heard they did to it was change jesus' response to the question "are you going to the party tonight" from a no to a maybe because he shows up to the party in disguise and.. jesus doesnt lie.

    so he probably boned hella girls.
     
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  3. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    Don't trust it
     
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  4. BigOatser

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    BigOatser - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    I think I was at that party, he had a michael jackson mask on
     
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  5. harry

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    harry - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    no..that was elvis..i can see how u got confused..
     
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    keep - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    anyone have XM? one of the channels on there did a "sodiumpenathol behind the bullshit truth about jesus christ" for christmas. it was fucking funny. they just had wierd people talking about doing drugs with jesus and jesus fucking and killing hookers. good quality family entertainment. ill see if its online anywhere
     
  7. some pittsburgh flavor

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    some pittsburgh flavor - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    fake ass gangster vs. fake ass deity


    hmmm




    yeah, i don't trust the bible. i believe religion shouldn't be taught, it should be discovered.
     
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  8. space base

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    space base - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    I read this article in High Times about Jesus and his disciples being weed smokers. It was cool.
     
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  9. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    anybody see 'he got game'? well, not only was dude in that named jesus, but it also featured milla jovovich as a hooker. i would bang her silly.
    jesus h. christ also hung out with a hooker, mary magdalen. i dont know how hot she was, but if she looked anything like milla, im sure jesus was banging her silly.

    thats all.
     
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  11. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    there's actually a book discussing the belief that jesus had children, and that since the holy grail was a vessel that held the wine/blood of Jesus, the holy grail wasn't a cup...but a child...a family. it goes on to talk about how jesus' wife and child might've fled to gaul and king arthur and his knights weren't looking for a cup, they were looking for the bloodline of jesus.

    as a sidenote, when i was in grade school, tooshort had this song out with erick sermon that was the JOINT

    Oooh ahh ah ah aiyah ai yah yah
     
  12. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    i dont know why...but

    this hard ass OG was tellin us all these crazy-ass stories....then he gets into a tooshort and his crew story...i guess tooshort punked him and his whole gang out in oakland and made them walk wiht thier boxers adn thier wallets back home to richmond...

    tooshort is gangsta...and jesus is God for all i know.
     
  13. rip

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    rip - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    please believe too short gets way more ho's the jesus. jesus isnt even real so hes no compition for too short.
     
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  14. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    what? jesus was a real person, not like the easter bunny
    it's written down homie
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 17, 2003

    wow, i kind of feel sorry for you guys
     
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