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Too Short VS Jesus Christ

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BigOatser, Aug 17, 2003.

  1. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 7, 2003 Messages: 2,097 Likes Received: 0
    Didnt Jesus die a virgin?
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    eh.. the bible lies. it has changed so much over the years its insane. for instance, the last thing i heard they did to it was change jesus' response to the question "are you going to the party tonight" from a no to a maybe because he shows up to the party in disguise and.. jesus doesnt lie.

    so he probably boned hella girls.
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,102 Likes Received: 73
  4. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

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    I think I was at that party, he had a michael jackson mask on
     
  5. harry

    harry Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2002 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 0
    no..that was elvis..i can see how u got confused..
     
  6. keep

    keep Guest

    anyone have XM? one of the channels on there did a "sodiumpenathol behind the bullshit truth about jesus christ" for christmas. it was fucking funny. they just had wierd people talking about doing drugs with jesus and jesus fucking and killing hookers. good quality family entertainment. ill see if its online anywhere
     
  7. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    fake ass gangster vs. fake ass deity


    hmmm




    yeah, i don't trust the bible. i believe religion shouldn't be taught, it should be discovered.
     
  8. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    I read this article in High Times about Jesus and his disciples being weed smokers. It was cool.
     
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    anybody see 'he got game'? well, not only was dude in that named jesus, but it also featured milla jovovich as a hooker. i would bang her silly.
    jesus h. christ also hung out with a hooker, mary magdalen. i dont know how hot she was, but if she looked anything like milla, im sure jesus was banging her silly.

    thats all.
     
  10. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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  11. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    there's actually a book discussing the belief that jesus had children, and that since the holy grail was a vessel that held the wine/blood of Jesus, the holy grail wasn't a cup...but a child...a family. it goes on to talk about how jesus' wife and child might've fled to gaul and king arthur and his knights weren't looking for a cup, they were looking for the bloodline of jesus.

    as a sidenote, when i was in grade school, tooshort had this song out with erick sermon that was the JOINT

    Oooh ahh ah ah aiyah ai yah yah
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i dont know why...but

    this hard ass OG was tellin us all these crazy-ass stories....then he gets into a tooshort and his crew story...i guess tooshort punked him and his whole gang out in oakland and made them walk wiht thier boxers adn thier wallets back home to richmond...

    tooshort is gangsta...and jesus is God for all i know.
     
  13. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    please believe too short gets way more ho's the jesus. jesus isnt even real so hes no compition for too short.
     
  14. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    what? jesus was a real person, not like the easter bunny
    it's written down homie
     
  15. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    wow, i kind of feel sorry for you guys
     
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