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The Funniest Shit I Seen All Day.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, May 29, 2002.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    dude take your big ass signature to some online hip-hop forum where you can freestyle type your rhymes and battle there.

    "aw hell,
    j and el, the fans rise, we got the grand prize/
    foes fantasize runner-up, the closest they can see it because//
    skills so lenient i rip most with half a flow/
    they cant handle the whole weight son, diagnosis: bolemic! bolemic!//
    my best line, to advance from pop-warner, you got cornered/ scatter report, cant scramble in the clutch but when i get down//
    its 3rd and inches threatnin to score/ how you gonna tackle a topic when you suck at two hand touch//ts too damn much
    for your defense, break ya down, zone weakens/
    words bring embarrasment, captains look like gersh spring in comparison//
    to those 2 well-known to kick fat flows/
    and beat suckas straight up and down, TIC-Tac-TOE//"
  2. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i despise long signatures.;)
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  4. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    i just think the whole rap itself is funny as hell.
    dude can't even spell the words in his rhyme.
  6. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 595 Likes Received: 0
  7. platapie

    platapie Guest

  8. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

    "skills so lenient"

    I HATE when people use words when they don't know what they mean.
  9. *die*

    *die* Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 5, 2001 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 0
    Re: what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

    I feel you on that one. there was this one kid who was like.
    "..illl rip up your interior
    i great and inferior"

    i remember i laught at that for a while"
  10. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    Re: Re: what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

    or when people can't spell.....yeeeeah daaaawg.:rolleyes:
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  13. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    ^^^^ Ahaha That flick is so sweeet!!!! I love you for posting it!! :lol:
  14. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    hah its liftin' him right off the ground!
  15. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I was driving through the sticks yesterday and there were 2 horses eating and one had his head between the others legs..well the horse in front straight up shit on this other horses face....it was great.