theblindpoet Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 edit: ok im sorry i wasnt very clear to begin with. i was reading time magazine and came across an article about an artist named matthew barney. hes famous for a series of films labeled CREMASTER ( this is the muscle that moves your balls according to the temperature). ive seen various pictures and story lines from the film and it looks pretty wild. the guy is having a show at the Guggenheim soon for all you nyc kids.bjork is also this guys baby's mama so if anyone knows about where i could find these films the help would be greatly appreciated. and puberty ruled because it taught me to jerk off. http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/48/images/post.cremaster.jpg'> http://www.guggenheimcollection.org/images/lists/work/11A_3_md.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEEHEEHEE Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 HAHAHAHA i'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Welcome to puberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Welcome to puberty. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblindpoet Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 christ i cant believe the smallvile thread got more replies than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/insania.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 freight raper and i were just discussing big balls and what the cold does to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 so you want us to tell you were you can get gay porn flicks thats all about how balls move.......sorry, i really dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 not going to touch this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I also wanna see this...i only heard a little about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sTress Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 its a huge work that took ten years and it involves 5 high-budget movies (the last one, cremaster 3 recently completed the whole "cremaster cycle"), huge sculptures made, for example, of frozen vaseline, drawings, and photographs. The movies are only shown at the exhibition, the last one was at the centre georges pompidou in paris, and now its at the guggenheim in new york, and i think ill take the trip down there before it ends. Since they are not distributed, all you can see is the pictures in the catalogues. Id also like to know more about his earlier performances. http://www.filmforum.com/cremaster/images/Cremaster3Image5.jpg'> http://www.filmforum.com/cremaster/images/Cremaster3Image7.jpg'> http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/cremaster_1/images/work_4.jpg'> http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/cremaster_2/images/work_4.jpg'> http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/introduct...tion/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobotheHobo Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 im from buffalo ny and these films recently came to a movie theatre near me. i went to go see it them with my older brother, it had some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen. Like some dude is in a dentist chair and he doesnt have a penis but a fleshy stump instead and all of a sudden a part of his intestine pops out and this goop pours out with his teeth in it. A shit load of other weird stuff also happened man it was just some weird stuff i was trying to follow a plot line but i couldnt find one. I tried tellin some of my friends about it and they thought i was full of shit cause the stuff in this movie is just so damn weird. **bobothehobo** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 these flicks are playing at a cinema here in melbourne on sunday. the woman wants me to go along. they look cool and all, but i don't know how i would go sitting through 5 wierd ass movies in a row with a hangover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i have one big ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 when i read the thread title, "testicle drop", i thought it was like some new chineas soup or some shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 uh, hm, yes, well, about that,,,,,hmm,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjo bob Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 if you're expecting a good movie, i doubt you'll find it here.. i've heard its basically just many hours of weird performance art.. i read a review and it basically said what bobo said.. just really weird shit and no clue what's going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladislas Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 its better to read about it and about the artist before going to see the movie. and its nice to check out the exhibition if you ever have a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by banjo bob i've heard its basically just many hours of weird performance art.. well, he calls himself an "artist" not a film maker, so that's what you get. and he's got to be nuts if bjork wanted some of that. she's a loon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fethasmcgraw Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i wrote a big joke here and then i read it over and decided that it really wasnt that funny. yeah. sooooo the movies are about nut muscles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malnourished Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i saw one of these "films" last year at school. My sculpture prof knew Barney and got a bootleg of a few of the films. Their not really that long, the one i saw was only about 20 minutes or so. The shit is truely weird. My prof also told me that Barney releases 100 original copies of each Cramaster film, and they sell to all of the soho yuppie art collectors for thousands of dollers at auctions. I also saw some of his earlier work that he did as a grad student at Yale. Like this weird short film of him picking off one of his scabs, and other movies on par with that in content. that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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