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NEED SOMEONE KILLED>>?????

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    NEED SOMEONE KILLED>>?????

    Discussion started by Pfffffffffft - Mar 9, 2005

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  2. Fondles

    Fondles 12oz Veteran Member

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    Fondles - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    I started to go to that site, then I thought better of it. Since I'm at work. Don't want to give the wrong impression. Cuz I ain't no terrrrorrrist
     
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    dojafx - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    off the greatest hits:

    1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

    2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

    3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

    4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

    5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

    6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

    7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

    8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

    9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

    10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
     
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  4. source

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    source - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    i can think of a few people.....but $50,000 is a little over my budget. ill call the body snatchers.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    Speaking of hitmen anyone ever play the game?
    [​IMG]
     
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    I can't see this being serious
     
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    Gat Bush - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    go to a hype. get the half a rock now half a rock later plan. Costs a lot less.
     
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    Woohoo, they take Visa and Mastercard..
     
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    The Leader - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    Hahahahaha
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    They have gift certificates available.

    also, they ask that you sign your organ donor cards immediately...

    "Each day about 70 people receive an organ transplant, but another 16 people on the waiting list die because not enough organs are available. How can you look at your face in a mirror, knowing that someone could die just because you didn't sign your organ donor card while there was still time. If you procrastinate, you are no better than a common criminal. Stop procrastinating - take action now!"

    hitman website...organ donation...saving lives...m i n d f u c k
     
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    GREENOJOS - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    ebay > hitman
     
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    technikal - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    The website is run and funded by the f.b.i.
    As soon as you enter that credit card number,
    its all over, you're in court. End of story.
     
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    fuck muni - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    hahahah the testimonials are fucking hillarious
     
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    GamblersGrin - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    you so silly girl
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied Mar 9, 2005

    "I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."
     
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