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NEED SOMEONE KILLED>>?????

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
  2. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    I started to go to that site, then I thought better of it. Since I'm at work. Don't want to give the wrong impression. Cuz I ain't no terrrrorrrist
     
  3. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    off the greatest hits:

    1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

    2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

    3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

    4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

    5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

    6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

    7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

    8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

    9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

    10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
     
  4. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    i can think of a few people.....but $50,000 is a little over my budget. ill call the body snatchers.
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Speaking of hitmen anyone ever play the game?
    [​IMG]
     
  6. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    I can't see this being serious
     
  7. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    go to a hype. get the half a rock now half a rock later plan. Costs a lot less.
     
  8. KiLL Or DiE

    KiLL Or DiE Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Messages: 1,920 Likes Received: 5

    Woohoo, they take Visa and Mastercard..
     
  9. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
  10. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    They have gift certificates available.

    also, they ask that you sign your organ donor cards immediately...

    "Each day about 70 people receive an organ transplant, but another 16 people on the waiting list die because not enough organs are available. How can you look at your face in a mirror, knowing that someone could die just because you didn't sign your organ donor card while there was still time. If you procrastinate, you are no better than a common criminal. Stop procrastinating - take action now!"

    hitman website...organ donation...saving lives...m i n d f u c k
     
  11. GREENOJOS

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
  12. technikal

    technikal Member

    Joined: Jun 28, 2004 Messages: 314 Likes Received: 0
    The website is run and funded by the f.b.i.
    As soon as you enter that credit card number,
    its all over, you're in court. End of story.
     
  13. fuck muni

    fuck muni Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2003 Messages: 1,089 Likes Received: 3
    hahahah the testimonials are fucking hillarious
     
  14. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
  15. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 85
    "I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."
     
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