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masturbation is a "gateway sin"... americans for purity...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vinyl junkie, Apr 19, 2002.

  1. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/overview.gif'>
    this is amazing...
    "This site is dedicated to exposing the REAL Number One Public Health Problem in America today: Masturbation. If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place! But if you have come to be Educated on the Straight Facts about the EVILS of Masturbation, then Welcome!"
    good gosh, a possible link between masturbation and the assault on america?!?!

    i haven't laughed like this in days...

    [url=http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/]americans for purity[/url]
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    Revolt Against the Facist Government, Masterbate for Freedom.
    Power to the People.
     
  3. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    haha..wow...that's a handfull...or maybe not..
     
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    Warning signs that your child is Masturbating!

    We at Americans For Purity hope that you never have to deal with the tragic heartbreak of a child who Masturbates. But the sad fact is, Masturbation is rampant among today's youth. The first step towards dealing with a problem is to recognize that the problem exists. Here are some of the most common warning signs that your child may be Masturbating.





    4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
    What about rap music?

    5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check!
    yeah right come check my underwear mom...

    7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either.
    i guess only slobs don't masturbate. But all the cool kids are doing it

    8. Does your child look guilty or deny Masturbating? Very few teenagers will openly admit to Masturbating!
    :rolleyes:

    9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.
    :eek: Probably
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahaha!!!!! ain't this place great? :lol:
     
  6. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0
    God hates it when men waste sperm
     
  7. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either.

    "c'mon man!whip it out and rub it!everyones fuckin doing it bro...if you dont masturbate right now...then we're just gonna stop talking to you"

    these people live in an alternate fucking reality...i would hate to be the child of anyone who has anything to do with that website..anti masturbation sites are the gateway to idiocracy.
     
  8. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    Man if it didn't go all numb, and then start hurting, i'd masturbate 24/7. Masturbation is not a crime, yet.
     
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On Drugs, and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War On Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.

    :lol: bah hahahahaaa thats great! masturbation boot camp
     
  10. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    shit that reminds me gotta tug it tonight mmm any good porn sites? ha ha ha ha
     
  11. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    I have a "Gateway" computer...
     
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    did masturbation lead you to buy it?
     
  14. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    pistol brought up some very disturbing points form the site. i'm sorry but that is just completely totalitarian christian shit. that is why i hate religion in genral.

    if i had parents like that i swear to god i would kill them
     
  15. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.

    Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!



    half that figure is due to yours truly....i mean come on, eight hours ina fucking cubicle, peeping the hot girls thread...well you get the point...


    funny shit....
     
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