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IM SO FLY...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MEROJUANA, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    PART 1.

    BUTTERHEADS.

    [​IMG]

    YOU EVER FUCK A BUTTERHEAD? YOU KNOW...EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD, BUT'ER HEAD...I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT THE OTHER DAY AND DECIDED NOT TO CUZ MAN I'VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER IM DONE WITH WITH A BUTTERFACE I START THINKIN TO MYSELF "WHY DID I FUCK THIS BROAD?" THEN I START FEELIN ALL GUILTY AND SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF SHE WANTS TO CUDDLE...NO!...FUCK OUTTA HERE...CUDDLE WITH THE PILLOW WHILE I LOCK MYSELF IN THE OTHER ROOM AND FALL ASLEEP. AND BITCH WHEN I WAKE UP YOU BETTER BE GHOST....PLEASE HUMOR ME WITH MORE BUTTERHEAD FLICKS AND STORIES. 100.



    PART 2.

    IM SO FLY!...NIGGAS START THREADS ABOUT ME!

    TO PVT. LEE GAY

    YEAH I AINT GOT A JOB, AT LEAST I AINT GET SO DESPERATE I JOINED THE MARINES. DICKHEAD...JUST CUZ YOU SAY "CHICAGO" IM SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU'RE A HARDROCK? NIGGA PLEASE. YOU'RE ON THE OUTSKIRTS....AND YOU LEARNED TO USE GUNS AT 12? SHOOTING DEER IN THE FOREST WHILE ASKING YOUR INBRED UNCLE "UNCLE CLETUS...WHYS I GOTTA ONLY WURR THESE HURR PINK PANNIES?" DOESN'T COUNT YOU HERB ASS. SO START 20 MORE THREADS ABOUT ME AND TRY TO "DEBUNK" ME...IM NO GENIUS BUT , AT LEAST IM SMART ENOUGH TO STAY OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST YOU HOMO...IM ABOUT TO GET ON SOME PRO-WAR SHIT JUST SO THEY'LL SEND YOUR FAGGOT ASS BACK TO THE DESERT TO GET MERKED. I BET ALL YOUR GANGSTER ASS HOMEBOYS BACK IN ILLANOYZ ARE GONNA POUR MAD 40'S OUT FOR YOU *SLAP* STUPID ASS TOY. THIS NIGGA IS STRAIGHT UP BUILDING A SCAFFOLD AROUND MY DICK AND BEGINNING CONSTRUCTION ON HIS NEW PENTHOUSE, THE LOBBY OF WHICH IS MY NUTSAC. COME OUT THE CLOSET ALREADY...KEEP RIDING MY DICK STAN, BUT REMEMBER...YOU JUMPED ON MY DICK. IM DOING ME. YOU ARE A FAN. YOU ARE DISMISSED PUSSY.


    M E R O E MLB.
    KEEP IT MOVIN
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    This right here, this is that shit.
     
  3. mkonji

    mkonji Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 384 Likes Received: 0
    hehe mero's a funny guy :)
     
  4. Theodore Huxtable

    Theodore Huxtable Banned

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 236 Likes Received: 0
    LOL. Great thread. And I don't know which Marine guy you're referring to but the part about the dick-riding was comedy.
     
  5. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    there is this button directly to the left of the "a" button on your keyboard.

    press it, plz.

    :p
     
  6. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    ok...











    SIKE! HAHAHAHA!




    M E R O E S
     
  7. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    damnit.

    april fools?
     
  8. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    MY SON BOBTHEDILDO.




    M E R O E
    BRUSHEM
     
  9. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    YEZZIR!


    M E R ;) E
     
  10. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    BUILDING A SCAFFOLD AROUND MY DICK AND BEGINNING CONSTRUCTION ON HIS NEW PENTHOUSE, THE LOBBY OF WHICH IS MY NUTSAC.

    *applause*
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    ^indeed. thats comedy.
     
  12. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    WORD UP. I BE HAVIN TO SMACK NIGGAS KUFIS OFF FOR TALKIN ALL THAT RAHRAH.
    [​IMG]


    M E R O E...N S
    ASK ABOUT ME
     
  13. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    looks like overwhelming popular opinion has driven bob back to the barracks.

    *more applause*


    [​IMG]
     
  14. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    IF BY "THE BARRACKS" YOU MEAN "THE GAY BAR" THEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.


    -MERO
     
  15. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    HA FUCKIN HA
     
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