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i'm in trouble guys....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. Abracadabra

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    i'm in trouble guys....

    Discussion started by Abracadabra - Oct 27, 2003

    ok, so as some of you may know, i've been married for a few years now, and some may not know, that my marriage ended a while back. so anyway....

    i'm at this party on saturday, and spied a cute girl. i'm not a shy person, and can kick game till the cows come home, and after a while i was pretty sure she was feeling me. so i was thinking of ways to go in for the kill. now, previous to being married, this was not a problem, but on saturday, i just couldn't think of an angle. i was totally blank. i had no idea what to do. i mean, what the fuck. i hope my powers are only temporarily out of order, or else i'm fucked.
     
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    MOOGLE? - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    i wish i could help ya......but i have no game


    just get her really drunk......works for me:idea:
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    nah, i'm smoother than that
     
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  4. imported_Europe - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    Man, I wish I had been there with you...
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    Talk about her with her.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    i know all those little scams. don't you worry. i've been around the block a few times. it was just finishing the deal that eluded me. it has me questioning my abilities as a pimp. i'm afraid....
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    is foster's really austrailan for beer ? anyway, just have a couple fosters
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    there was a few cute girls there, but i went for the one that was respectable and cute (read: not slutty....i like a challenge) and put all my time in, but went home empty handed. maybe i shoulda just taken the easy option, and taken home a ho.


    actually, i don't know if i told you my girl related story for a couple months back. here goes:

    so i'm walking home from my mate's house and there's a dude and two chicks sitting out the front of rmit on lonsdale street. one of them starts being all rowdy drunk coming up to me and shit, so i kinda avoided her and kept walking. i get a little further down the street and she comes running down behind me and she goes "hey, i'm just trying to show my friends that i can be a little vixen, so how's about a kiss for old times sake?". so i look her up and down and she's not bad, so i go "ok" thinking i'll get a peck and be on my way. nope. she damn near dry humped me there on the street with her tongue down my thraot for about 5 minutes. then we both stopped, she goes "ok, thanks, bye" and i'm on my way again.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    no, it's australian for "bottle all the slops that fall onto the floor and send it overseas, we could use the extra pocket money"
     
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    NOUM - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    "All you need is mojo baby,YEAH!"

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. imported_Europe - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    Haha, dope story player.
    Unfortunately I have to keep all my stories like that of 12oz for security reasons...
     
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    shitmop-1$ - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    :) :) :) :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    I've always thought the key was to be chill...but uninterested. Girls hate it when your not all over them trying to bust moves.

    pick your wingmen carefully also.
     
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    Devilush - Replied Oct 27, 2003

    hahahahahaha

    mr. abc you lost all your powers of big pimpin.

    aweeeeeeeeee. <3
     
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