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i'm dumb. she's a lesbian... (true story) -

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Jul 14, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    i know it's pitiful, but i thought maybe some of you might enjoy a stupid story about Mr. Mang...


    my girlfriend of 3 years (2 long distance, 1 living with her) drops the classic line today every guy hates to hear - "i just want to be friends".

    she told me about how she thought she might be a lesbian or some shit, but i thought it'd pass or she'd pick our relationship over that (since she's never been with another girl). she just says she feels realy strongly about it and other shit also. i knew from the times recently she didn't want the sweet lovin' i had to offer. my point? girls are the devil.

    i may have to leave this area of philly, which i have grown to love. philly rules. louisville sucks.

    and it doesn't exactly matter but...

    1.) i did my senior year of highschool 500 miles from home - knowing nobody. just so i could be with her for good. my senior year at home would have been me spending most of my time in the photo room not worrying about class.

    2.)her dad and my dad both put in half to buy us a car to share. how the hell are we gonna work that out now?



    "you know what i'd do with a million dollars? two chicks at once, man. fuckin' a."

    a lesbian chick is a guy's dream til it's somebody you truly love and care about. i gotta wait til FRIDAY to find out what she wants to do . . .
     
  2. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
     
  3. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    OH man that sucks, thats about all i can say. Best of luck.
     
  4. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    JESUS CHRIST IF YOU LEAVE PHILLY I'M STABBING YOUR COMMUNISTIC ASS!

    No no no, Sorry, that was wrong. I truely am sorry about what happened with your girlfriend. But, you are staying hurr.

    GOd forbid things don't work out, tell her you are selling your half of the car. And with whatever money you get from the sucka that buys half a car, you are buying lakeland, we are turning it into a skatepark, having shows there and watching office space all day.

    Best of luck with this, sorry...
     
  5. platapie

    platapie Guest

    thats sucks ass man.
     
  6. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    holy shit that's brilliant. seriously.
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    'i got the f word...'

    sorry to hear bro... i swear.. if i ge that fried shit one more time... i dunno... i'll prolly become a bitter old man... i dunno what to tell ya. :(
     
  8. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    girls are eeeevvvvvviiiillllllllllll:eek:
     
  9. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    Wow.. sorry to hear that Mang. Seriously.
     
  10. phEaM

    phEaM Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2002 Messages: 315 Likes Received: 0
    all girls arenot evil lucky me i found a kool ass girl that likes to paint and give me handjobs...lucky me
     
  11. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    of course love is the most important thing of all, but the living situation with her is rad also. i love with her parents but . . .

    - don't have to pay rent. ever.
    - i have a car we share
    - girl and i sleep in the same room.
    - super cool, nice parents.
    - nice neighborhood
    - right near philly.
    - pool and jacuzzi

    yeah material posessions aren't anything compared to love. and i'm not trying to brag. it just all sucks.

    3 years vs. going out for 'one night stand' type shit . . .

    awful.
     
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    what are you? 18? get over it, move on, lots of life left to live... seriously, just be friends or whatever, she can help you get dates.
     
  13. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 21
    Quit Snivelin'

    Jeeze, Mang, most these guys on here would kill to be in your shoes. Tell her she can buy you out of your half of the car. Then go buy a used van in 1/2 decent shape. Now you got both transportation and a place to live. Throw a mattress in the back, some home-made camping facilities and you're good to go. There are 270 million people in the U.S. Half of them are female. That's 135 million. Let's say 25% are your age group, reasonably decent looking and acceptable for rack duty. That's 33 million, 750 thousand decent women. Subtract 10% (I'll be generous) that are lesbians. That leaves 30 million, 750 thousand acceptable women. Shee-it, get busy, you whiner. You can't sleep with more than two or three at a time, so basically you're talking about 27,000 plus YEARS of dating. Get some perspective , fella.

    Your girl tells you, "Let's be friends, I'm a lesbian," your next comment is "I'm cool with that. Is it okay with you if I fuck that friend of yours, Lisa? She keeps rubbing my foot with hers down at the club, I think she's ready to get down. If you want in, let me know."
     
  14. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Quit Snivelin'

    :lol: yeah
     
  15. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    relationships are a lot more than fucking.
     
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