Guest chicken bone Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Jackie Chan resides (or used to I should say, but I guess he uses it as a vacation spot whenever he may happen to be in the country) in the penthouse of a certain fancy apartment complex in a city where I live and me and my girlfriend snuck into the top floor, broke into the roof and went swimming on his roof pool!!! Wooo!!! I dont think he's been there for a while though.. The water was really cold but it was beautiful and its like the highest building around. It was so romantic, I just wish I could've seen the stars (big disadvantage to living in the city). Its neat to float around on top of a building with a view of the surrounding city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 go chicken bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 please... you know he has ninjas guarding that place 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne please... you know he has ninjas guarding that place 24/7 you know how ninjas are. :pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol you know how ninjas are. sorry i meant samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 did u piss in his pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Its all about going into a place acting like you belong there. The gaurds didnt stop us and you didnt need any special gadgets to get into the elevator. Fuck I spotted like two Rolls Royces and this blinging deep red Bentley. I felt like a dummy but I was kinda drunk so I guess my slickness was increased tenfold.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 That is some A-grade drunk sly ninja sneaky sneak tresspasing achievment........I have always wanted to swim on the top of a high rise building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i would have left an o henrey in his pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 sounds fun. you should have taken pics of the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 fuck in the pool? I woulda then i woulda ran inside and nutted on some shit. woohoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmm..tacos Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i wouldve shit on my girlfriends face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by chicken bone Fuck I spotted like two Rolls Royces and this blinging deep red Bentley. my whole goal in life, presently, is to etch a bentley. cant be a rolls or something like that, its gotta be a bentley. someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 your lucky jackie chan didnt catch you...i imagine he would have "the tux" on....and then you would have no chance, even if you tried to shoot him...god damn that movie looks bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy i would have left an o henrey in his pool :lol: don't forget to wiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiipe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I heard about this... I work at the "hotel" you are talking about and we got you all on camera dumbass. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Walking around upper class apartment buildings or high class offices like I belong there is one of my favourite pastimes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by seeking my whole goal in life, presently, is to etch a bentley. cant be a rolls or something like that, its gotta be a bentley. someday. that would be really rude.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 you know that if he caught you, he'd huck you off the roof and then have karate-sex with your girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by seeking my whole goal in life, presently, is to etch a bentley If I had the money for a bentley, I'd also have the money to put a hit on the guywho etched my bentley. You'd find yourself in the tundra, being hunted for sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- If I had the money for a bentley, I'd also have the money to put a hit on the guywho etched my bentley. You'd find yourself in the tundra, being hunted for sport. fucking 'a. etching a bentley would be beyond fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by zorak etching a bentley would be beyond fucked up. unless you have proof positive that said Bently is owned by Puffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- unless you have proof positive that said Bently is owned by Puffy. true... true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i would etch a bentley in a heart beat if they can afford a bentley they can afford new windows :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 thats fucking harsh....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 there would be a fiery hellstorm dropped upon your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by seeking my whole goal in life, presently, is to etch a bentley. cant be a rolls or something like that, its gotta be a bentley. someday. i could have sworn a bentley and a rolls royce is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wireless Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 jackie chan aint shit. if it were bruce lees pool and he were still alive, hed bust some fucking heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 él pudo habla aún inglés.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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