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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MystikPW, Jun 15, 2001.

  1. MystikPW

    MystikPW New Jack

    Joined: May 15, 2001 Messages: 73 Likes Received: 0
    A guy and his girl have been going out for a while, she invites him over one night and says "if you have dinner with my parents and me, ill fuck you later"
    considering hes a virgin, the guy goes insane...so he agrees
    the next day, on the way to her house, he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms
    hes looking at this whold huge selection and doesnt have a clue what to buy.
    the pharmacist comes over to him and he asks the pharmacist about all the different types of condoms.
    the pharmacist sits there for an hour explaining everything and anything about condoms and sex...finally, the kid buys a family pack because he thinks hell be pretty busy that night

    he walks into his girls house and sits down for dinner...the second he sits down, he puts his head down for 5 minutes
    10 minutes
    finally 20 minutes...
    the girlfriend says "i never knew you were so religious!"
    he responds "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
  2. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
  4. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    jimmy caps son
  5. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...chuckles and smyles....
  6. CoffeehouseFunkstar

    CoffeehouseFunkstar Member

    Joined: May 26, 2001 Messages: 250 Likes Received: 0
    hella funny..thank you

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?....
    he was dead
  7. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
  8. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    hahahaha..that was a joke to remember...
    luaghter...what a wonder....!
  9. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    That would suck.
  10. Ammo

    Ammo Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2001 Messages: 1,146 Likes Received: 0
    why did the little girl fall out of the swing?
    cuz she didnt have any arms


  11. boxcarwilly

    boxcarwilly Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 8, 2000 Messages: 1,288 Likes Received: 0
    whyd the monkey fall out of the tree

    it was dead

    whyd his friend fall?

    peer pressure
  12. SleepOnIt

    SleepOnIt Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2001 Messages: 1,704 Likes Received: 0
    telling us about your social life?

    no sir. just playing. that was funny.