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HILARIOUS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MystikPW, Jun 15, 2001.

  1. MystikPW

    MystikPW New Jack

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    HILARIOUS

    Discussion started by MystikPW - Jun 15, 2001

    A guy and his girl have been going out for a while, she invites him over one night and says "if you have dinner with my parents and me, ill fuck you later"
    considering hes a virgin, the guy goes insane...so he agrees
    the next day, on the way to her house, he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms
    hes looking at this whold huge selection and doesnt have a clue what to buy.
    the pharmacist comes over to him and he asks the pharmacist about all the different types of condoms.
    the pharmacist sits there for an hour explaining everything and anything about condoms and sex...finally, the kid buys a family pack because he thinks hell be pretty busy that night

    he walks into his girls house and sits down for dinner...the second he sits down, he puts his head down for 5 minutes
    10 minutes
    finally 20 minutes...
    the girlfriend says "i never knew you were so religious!"
    he responds "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
     
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  2. PIRone716

    PIRone716 12oz Member

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    PIRone716 - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    hahahahahaha....

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    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
     
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  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

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    Devilush - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    hahahaha oh no.
     
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  4. MASk!

    MASk! 12oz Senior Member

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    MASk! - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    jimmy caps son
     
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  5. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    mental invalid - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    ...chuckles and smyles....
     
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  6. CoffeehouseFunkstar

    CoffeehouseFunkstar 12oz Member

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    CoffeehouseFunkstar - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHoooooooooooooooh
    hella funny..thank you


    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?....
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    he was dead
     
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  7. teister

    teister 12oz Senior Member

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    teister - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    oops.
     
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  8. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka 12oz Senior Member

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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    hahahaha..that was a joke to remember...
    luaghter...what a wonder....!
     
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  9. Tofu

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    Tofu - Replied Jun 15, 2001

    That would suck.
     
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  10. Ammo

    Ammo 12oz Senior Member

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    Ammo - Replied Jun 16, 2001

    why did the little girl fall out of the swing?
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    cuz she didnt have any arms

    AH
    HHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHSHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAFUCKYOUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

    sorry
     
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  11. boxcarwilly

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    boxcarwilly - Replied Jun 16, 2001

    whyd the monkey fall out of the tree


    it was dead

    whyd his friend fall?


    peer pressure
     
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    SleepOnIt 12oz Senior Member

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    SleepOnIt - Replied Jun 16, 2001

    telling us about your social life?

    no sir. just playing. that was funny.
     
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