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A guy and his girl have been going out for a while, she invites him over one night and says "if you have dinner with my parents and me, ill fuck you later"

considering hes a virgin, the guy goes insane...so he agrees

the next day, on the way to her house, he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms

hes looking at this whold huge selection and doesnt have a clue what to buy.

the pharmacist comes over to him and he asks the pharmacist about all the different types of condoms.

the pharmacist sits there for an hour explaining everything and anything about condoms and sex...finally, the kid buys a family pack because he thinks hell be pretty busy that night

 

he walks into his girls house and sits down for dinner...the second he sits down, he puts his head down for 5 minutes

10 minutes

finally 20 minutes...

the girlfriend says "i never knew you were so religious!"

he responds "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

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Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHoooooooooooooooh

hella funny..thank you

 

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?....

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he was dead

 

why did the little girl fall out of the swing?

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cuz she didnt have any arms

 

AH

HHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHSHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAFUCKYOUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

 

sorry

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