MystikPW Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 A guy and his girl have been going out for a while, she invites him over one night and says "if you have dinner with my parents and me, ill fuck you later" considering hes a virgin, the guy goes insane...so he agrees the next day, on the way to her house, he stops by the pharmacy to pick up some condoms hes looking at this whold huge selection and doesnt have a clue what to buy. the pharmacist comes over to him and he asks the pharmacist about all the different types of condoms. the pharmacist sits there for an hour explaining everything and anything about condoms and sex...finally, the kid buys a family pack because he thinks hell be pretty busy that night he walks into his girls house and sits down for dinner...the second he sits down, he puts his head down for 5 minutes 10 minutes finally 20 minutes... the girlfriend says "i never knew you were so religious!" he responds "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 hahahahahaha.... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 hahahaha oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 jimmy caps son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 ...chuckles and smyles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHoooooooooooooooh hella funny..thank you Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?.... .. .. .. .. he was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 hahahaha..that was a joke to remember... luaghter...what a wonder....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 That would suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHoooooooooooooooh hella funny..thank you Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?.... .. .. .. .. he was dead why did the little girl fall out of the swing? .. .. .. .. cuz she didnt have any arms AH HHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHSHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAFUCKYOUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarwilly Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 whyd the monkey fall out of the tree it was dead whyd his friend fall? peer pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepOnIt Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 telling us about your social life? no sir. just playing. that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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