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help an ugly asian guy out

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sarcasm, May 14, 2005.

  1. sarcasm

    sarcasm 12oz Elite Member

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    help an ugly asian guy out

    Discussion started by sarcasm - May 14, 2005

    so i've been growing my hair since september,
    and i've been wanting to cut my hair lately.
    i come to 12 oz for your opinion.

    let the bashing begin:

    long:
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    short:
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    note: the curly-ness is all natural.. my dad has a fro...like a real fro
     
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  2. uncle-boy

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    uncle-boy - Replied May 14, 2005

    chop chop!
     
  3. alcohol swab

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    alcohol swab - Replied May 14, 2005

    short,nohomo
     
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  4. Tough Love

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    chop chop
     
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  5. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    Pfffffffffft - Replied May 14, 2005

    fuck it.

    dont cut it
     
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  6. pugsly

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    i say buy a razor and shave the lot.....but thats just me,you want it look keep it long..... :rolleyes:
     
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  7. sarcasm

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    well i did want it long, but now i want it short. so im torn lol
    ehhhhh
     
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  8. saraday

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    saraday - Replied May 14, 2005

    somewhere in between?

    seems like the most logical solution..


    last pic looks a LOT like a good friend of mine..
     
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  9. GREENOJOS

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    GREENOJOS - Replied May 14, 2005

    hack it off.
     
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  10. pugsly

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    pugsly - Replied May 14, 2005

    solution...........is get a mullet... :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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  11. HAL

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    How the fuck did you wind up with wavy hair? You should seriously go to Japan and be a model. They love that shit.

    See, let me try to break this down, and don't take anything the wrong way, because i have nothing but love for the asian persuasion.

    First, Presidente is gross-ass beer. Every time I've had it it's tasted old and/or skunky.

    The short hair should be a no-no for any asian men. Actually, as long as it's not a fucking fade, you're straight. I suppose the shaved head is fine. The problem is that asian guys with shaved heads always remind me of those old movies of chinese slave laborers working on the railroad out west. Legions of guys in black outfits with either a shaved head or one of those rice paddy hats on. I also get mental images of pictures I'd seen of Beijing, where all the factory workers were hurrying to work like ants. Every one had a dull greyish green shirt on and the exact same short black hair. It was like a swarm of cloned chinamen.

    I'd opt for the long hair, because it's much rarer to see an asian guy with long hair, and even rarer when they have curly hair. When i see an asian dude with long hair, I immediately think of the yakuza and triad guys I'd seen. Those motherfuckers all have long hair. Those motherfuckers are also balls-out crazy. Law of averages says that if you're an asian guy with long hair, you can probably kick ass.

    Unless of course you leave it at emo length, which it kind of looks like it's at now. You don't want to go there. Girls will be all about it once it gets longer. You'll be like an asian lion with a mane of flowing, wavy locks. Guys will respect you, and women will moisten in your presence.
     
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    cut that shit homebot
     
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    IDrinkSprite - Replied May 14, 2005

    Keep that shit
     
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  14. sarcasm

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    hahaha old growth, your response is golden. that's one of the reason why i wanted to grow my hair out. every other asian dude has a fade or a buzz cut; and like how u said, they/we all look like clones.

    some history: growing up from whenever i could remember i've had long hair. my parents wanted it long, so they didn't let me cut it. not up until the 7th grade did i go to fantastic sam's and paid the lady to shave my head. it felt good. ever since then i had short hair. yes i did rock a fade for a while w/ spikes. but it was the fad. anyway, since whenever i've had a buzz cut and i have grown acustomed to not having to take care of it. and as you can see in the first picture, i don't really take care of it now... i let it do it's own thang.

    anyway, i'm still debating


    oh, and i have no idea how i got the curly hair gene in me. my dad has really curly hair, as i stated above, he has a fro. literally. i've seen pics of him in chicago from when he was in college rocking a fro, and his hair looks the exact same to this date.


    p.s. i've never had a presidente beer. my sis got me the t-shirt when she went to the dominican repub. for a vacation... it's a thing she does, she visits some country, and buys me a beer t-shirt
     
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    ICU - Replied May 14, 2005

    cornrow half of it
     
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