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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, May 12, 2006.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door.
    It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
    Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit.
    The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York.
    The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over.
    Miraculously, Ms Simanava was not hit by any passing vehicles.
    However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken shoulder and wrist.
    Fashion photographer Eric Striffler told the New York Post: "She's a great model... very attractive and sexy in front of the camera.
    "I'm very sorry to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while, unfortunately."






    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA....funniest thing I have heard in awhile. Imagine that dumb bitches suprise...



    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
     
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
  3. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    whatever...dime a dozen
     
  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    i bet she's relieved it happen on the road and not on the runway.
     
  5. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Note the particular use of the "blonde" adjective. So not only did she open the emergency exit but she stepped out it as well. Wow.
     
  6. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Messages: 4,774 Likes Received: 30
    exactly.........

    smash
     
  7. jbrshmonster

    jbrshmonster Elite Member

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  8. ADEL

    ADEL Member

    Joined: May 1, 2006 Messages: 554 Likes Received: 0
    thats fucked up look at all the little kids getting smushed. ^^^
     
  9. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    niggas is abandoning ship
     
  10. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,091 Likes Received: 59
    look at cuz on the inside.... that's messed up, but what did they think was gonna happen??
     
  11. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    hes like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
     
  12. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    smash!
     
  13. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  14. 2Blazzed

    2Blazzed Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 1,961 Likes Received: 99
    the guy in the vans facial expression is golden
     
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