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FEMALES ANSWER THIS...HUMOR KILLA MERO.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MeroSeis, Apr 11, 2001.

  1. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 1,616 Likes Received: 0
    Did you ever know a dude who talked ridiculous ammounts of shit about his sexual prowess and then ended up being as potent as 1/4 of a child's aspirin? A female friend (lets call her Snork)of mine had sex with a male friend of mine(Lets call him Twinkie). Well Twinkie was talking tons of shit to my girl along the lines of "Yeah I can fuck for about 4 hours without coming once, and I have a big ass 11 inch dick, and I eat pussy like a champion for at least 2 hours without crampin up" Thus making me look bad, my girlfriend was also gullible enough to believe this because everyone knows, that unless (A)you've cut every nerve ending in your penis or (B)You're wearing a strap on...there's no way you can fuck for 4 hours straight without splashin. So anyway Twinkie makes up this rep as Mr. Dick Steele Boombastic, and Snork, who is single and horny believes the shit...Snork has sex with Twinkie...Snork calls me the day after and says "Twinkie has a small dick, came in less than a minute, doesn't know how to eat pussy, and couldn't get it up after he came...nigga was soooo wack." Mero laughed...and laughed and laughed. As a matter of fact Mero laughed as he told his girlfriend this on the phone, then Mero's girlfriend laughed. Then Mero called Snork and his boy Cells on conference, then they all laughed. It was funny. bye.

    KILLA MERO
    MEROS A KILLA
    AND IM NOT WACK IN THE SACK
     
  2. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    I know some guys who would say that to mess around. But I woulden't take them seriously.
    Well if a guy told me that (like he was all serious and shit), i'd be like... what a dumbfuck. It sounds like your homegirl Snork is as dumb as the shittalker too. Poor girl let her hormones blind her, and in result.. she has to live with the fact that she fell for his BS... and the fact that you, and everyone else will laugh at her for the rest of her life.. and unleash this story at her future birthday parties. (and a couple of your own birthday parties too)
     
  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Hahahaha we've all heard the story.
    I do just the opposite. I like to make jokes about having a tiny penis. It's just a good time I suppose. The last girl I was with heard a lot of these jokes and still wanted to sleep with me. Good for her...swingin from the rafters.

    i have no genitals
     
  4. Face Me Face Death

    Face Me Face Death Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2000 Messages: 536 Likes Received: 1
    thats what I do so that when I take my pants off they can't say they weren't warned.
     
  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    My penis is actually inside of my body, thereby resembling a vagina.

    If I strain really hard it shows its head, much like a turtle.

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    Toilets are for the uninspired.
     
  6. marmuchian

    marmuchian Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2001 Messages: 2,234 Likes Received: 0
    if that was me id be laughin at the dumb bitch for fukin him based on what he said...dumb bitch. she gave up the panties and your boy got the better
     
  7. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    poop, that made me chuckle. in my hay day (before girlfriend) i would get drunk with girls all the while being funny and nice. when it came time to say good bye a smoothline would be said and i seal the deal w/ a soft kiss. THE SOFT KISS IS KEY, (the girls will probably shoot me down) it leads to much more. this is like 65-70% of the time it would work and i'd end up bumpin uglies. i think thats a good percent, of course if you try every night the percent goes up....
     
  8. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i second that
     
  9. Miss Bitch

    Miss Bitch Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    I don't know about that 'soft kiss shit'.-
    That story was too much, serves the girl right tho' -she should've told him to haul it out and show her, that's the only way to do it- My boy tells all the ladies that he's hung like a field mouse and he get's more pussy than 007-
     
  10. sugoione

    sugoione Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2001 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    pee pee.

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    283 pig bunisher
    sugoi desu ne
    das facha
     
  11. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    see i told you, the ladies are hatin! haha seriously they just don't wana admit that it works on em......
     
  12. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    ..no amount of shit talkin is gonna get me in the sack..besides, i don't wanna fuck for 4 hours straight..my shit would be sore and the bed would be mad sweaty..plus, 11 inches? i can't take all that..i mean, i wanna deep thrust an all, but shit, i don't wanna get torn in half!!

    ..the soft kiss is a good technique..soft, but deep..sometimes a hot kiss is enough to get things rollin..

    the people that brag never live up to it..i'm sorry for any dumb girl who falls for that casanova shit.
     
  13. omone

    omone Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 750 Likes Received: 0
    more pussy than 007?
    is that possible?!?
    im gonna try that shit!
     
  14. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    http://a.PostMyPic.com/a.nsf/Z/2shortLMNY/$file/2short.jpg'>
    not mo pussah then 2 short bieooootch
     
  15. ZIONIST

    ZIONIST Banned

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 35 Likes Received: 0
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