MEROJUANA Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 WORD WORD DAMN MAN YEARS LATER AND THIS SHIT STILL MAKES ME CHOKE ON SMOKE. YO ON THE REAL TWINKIE TRIED TO HOLLA AT MY COUSIN, AND FOR HIS BENEFIT I DIDNT GIVE HER THE 411, OR SHOW HER THE TAPE. (WHICH IS FLOATING AROUND SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW) THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER SHE CALLS ME UP LIKE "TELL ME WHY THIS NIGGA HAD A BIG CLIT" I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID I DIDNT LAUGH, LAUGH HARDER, COUGH, CHOKE AND THROW UP VODKA (IN THAT ORDER) MY MAN STILL INSISTS ON CALLING ME UP TO TELL ME STORIES ABOUT HOW HE SLAYED SUCH AND SUCH. YO NO LIE, MY NIGGA CALLS ME UP AND GOES "YO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!" IM LIKE "WHATTUP? BELIEVE WHAT?"..."YO SON THIS BITCH FROM MY JOB, WE LEFT WORK TOGETHER, AND SHE WAS TELLING ME HOW SHE WANTED TO FUCK ME SO I WAS LIKE WHERE?" HE THEN PROCEEDED TO TELL ME HOW HE WAS WAITING FOR THE TRAIN AT 14TH STREET (IF YOUR FROM NY YOU KNOW 14TH STREET IS ALWAYS JUMPIN, MAD JAKES MAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE) AND THE GIRL "JUST COULDNT WAIT" SO HE PULLED SHORTIES SKIRT UP AND BLAZED IT IN THE TRAIN STATION. COME ON MANNNNN!!! :rolleyes: THAT SHIT REMINDS ME OF SOME SHIT I THINK SEINFELD SAID ABOUT HOW SOMEONE WILL BE TELLING YOU A LIE AND YOULL BE BUYING IT AND THEN THEY'LL FUCK IT UP WITH SOME OFF THE WALL SHIT...USUALLY THIS NIGGA STARTS OUT ON SOME OFF THE WALL SHIT, SO ITS ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH. MEROE RTEAM MLBINC FREE MELK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Re: WORD WORD Originally posted by MEROJUANA SO HE PULLED SHORTIES SKIRT UP AND BLAZED IT ahahahahahahahahaha... :lol: DAYUM---youre BACK! whaddup potna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 4 hours is not that long if u think about it, but its no fun for anybody when it takes/lasts that long. I have a friend that smashed in a covered bus stop, he used my jacket to cover it... Horra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i could last pretty damn long, i bet i can hold out 4 hours if i wanted to, i got the mental game on lock, i would skip school with my girl my senior year and fuck from like 9a t like 2:30p sometimes, but thats including breaks and what not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 http://nerve.com/positions/13.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 the only creadible sources for sexual prowess are your girlfriends, but then it's sloppy seconds so it's off limits anyways. if it's good girls will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ859.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Re: Re: WORD WORD Originally posted by WebsterUno ahahahahahahahahaha... :lol: DAYUM---youre BACK! whaddup potna! AINT NUTHIN MAN, JUST CHILLIN ;) MEROE MLB TEAM RT INC MY GUN SHOOTS OUT MIDGETS WITH GLOCS WHO SHOT YA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 bump for one of my all-time-faves. fuckin bored today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 this kid at my work tried to tell me he got this chick off 44 times in 2 hours my sup and i just looked at him and laughed and laughed and made jokes about how big of a faggot he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hahah this thread kills me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 RABID CHEERLEADING FETAL PIGS WITH WIRED JAWS someone find that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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