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FAT bitch party

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by When, Apr 6, 2002.

  1. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    so yea tonite my friend (lets call him Al) heard of a party some chick he works with was throwing, so we decided to check it out, we get there and the only people there are 3 fat chicks and when i say fat i mean FAT. and 5 guys that are dicks to the 5th power. since i didnt drive, me and my other two friends didnt have an escape so we though we could bear through it. so were drinking some beers while Al was acting like a dumbass, my other friend (lets call him coconut) gets pretty sloshed and starts doing his michael jackson dance, which is always amusing. he decideds hes going to go inside and freak on one of the fat chicks to amuse us, as soon as he goes in one of the dick guys (lets call him dick#1) speaks up to me and tells me if coconut freaks on his girlfriend that he will get a fist to his jaw, i tell dick#1 that if he lays a hand on my friend he best be prepared to get the beating of his life, words were spoken between me and dick#1, then his friend dick#2 says that he has dick#1's back. i laugh as i proceed to lay dick#1 out with a fist to the nose dick#2 steps up but then sits back down once he realizes dick#1 isnt getting back up, so me and my friend go get coconut and try to find Al, as we walk back into the house we see two of the fat chicks macking on each other (ruined my whole week) we go into a room and see Al getting freaky with a nasty fat chick (ruined my whole month) so i steal his keys and we take off, i dont know how hes getting home and i dont really care...
    the point of my story being
    Fat chicks are dumb, they smell bad, they dont throw good partys, they make horrible lesbians, they have pussy boyfriends, and i hate them!
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    fat chicks suck!

    so the dude didn't even have to take one for the team. he didn't for the fuck of it? damn
     
  3. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
  4. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    thats what im saying! oh god if you saw the chick he was fucking you would puke, im getting ill just thinking about her
    i hope she gets pregnant and they have little butterball babies so that he is reminded of the night that he fucked a cow of a girl
    and so i can make fun of his obese kids
     
  5. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    ha, desperate fuck huh?
     
  6. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
     
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    alien nightowl like a fat bitch

    oh man!!! i wanna go to a fat bitch party!!
     
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I was at the same party last night
     
  9. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25

    So, your FRIEND gets drunk and starts messing with other people's girlfriends

    The BOYFRIEND objects

    YOU and HIM fight.........


    and you're blaming the girls because they're fat? That's a bit lame.....
     
  10. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i can blame anyone because thier fat..but I can blame anyone because thier not fat too.

    whenone you should use my excuse.
     
  11. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    People fight of the stupidest shit. Seriously you guys started fighting over the most retarded thing ever.

    Hey, lets go get drunk and fight because someone looked at my girlfriend.

    Retards....
     
  12. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    dude you left Al there , thats not right .
     
  13. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    this post makes me wanna fight
     
  14. whoami

    whoami Guest

    Yea fightings lame you should of cut his appendix out and pissed in the opening....
     
  15. platapie

    platapie Guest

    can you say chubby chaser?
     
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