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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by defyone, Jan 7, 2002.

  1. defyone

    defyone Guest

    We Saw The Sunset Rise... --Anwar

    Make One egg Out of One Omlet.. --Anwar

    (lookin at a pond out of the car window, in Delaware) Is that the ocean?.. --Anwar

    We are bout to go to hyde park and its about to go.. -- Ishmael

    (sitting on the train platform) When does this bus come?.. -- Ishmael

    ill find some more.. i tend to write these things down...
    feel free to share your experinces
  2. ZackAttack

    ZackAttack Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 4, 2001 Messages: 2,207 Likes Received: 0
    "so the answers are BABADCDA!? thats it! I'm going to name my kid Babadcda!!!" - rebekah

    "ok guys.. she just bumped into me again. should i beat her up?" - rebekah

    "<heroin junkie customer of mine> uhhhhhhh........ hey sir.... uhhh..... my friend messed up... <me when i worked at a gas station> what. <heroin guy> well....uhhhh....... we're really sorry... <me> what? what did you do? <heroin guy> well, that gas he just pumped... he didn't put the pump in the car when he pumped it..... <me> what??????? all ten gallons of gas??? its on the ground????!!!!!! <heroin man> yeah..... sorry about that man....... good luck......."

    those are a few off the top of my head from a few years ago.
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    me- okay cool, so meet me there at 7:00
    friend- right on, 7:00.. but i'll probably be a half an hour late.
  4. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ....hahahaha....i know it aint me....but it sounds like a line right from my own script beards....r
  5. defyone

    defyone Guest

    (nuke calls me at my house)
    Defy: hello..
    Nuke: Hey defy, where are you?!?!?!
    Defy: ......
    Defy: uhmm.. what number did you call me at?
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    On a train:

    Friend1: What the fuck bitch, would stop fucking elbowing me??
    Bitch: I was here first
    Friend1: Yeah, well you keep elbowing me in the back
    (Group laughter)
    Friend2: We just got out of Juvey. WE'RE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!!!! BLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Slurp!
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my mate dean calls my house then proceeds to say "hey, where are you??"

    at home, dumbass
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    me picking up the phone at home..

    me: ****'s house of porno! How may i be of pleasure to you?
    unkown person: uhhh....****!?
    me: oooh, hi mom..
    (mom): what the hell are you doing?
    me: hahahaha...
  9. NATO

    NATO Guest

    ed - is there a fire or something?
    me - what?
    ed - where's that smoke coming from, oh actually its just my eyebrows..
  10. defyone

    defyone Guest

    haha..keep them comin
  11. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    my dad when he used to answer the phone:
    "Top of the world, this is God speaking."
  12. defyone

    defyone Guest

    yea my dad answers his phone...

    Osama's Lair...
  13. Graf Orlok

    Graf Orlok Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 105 Likes Received: 0
    "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -my 9th grade history techer

    "It's all in the ear of the behearer." J. Beckmania

    "I just somehow knew there would be a psychic fair today." G.Lover2000

    "I like it when midgets with an attitude play elves." -Nungsta

    "These chili-Fritos are gonna be Audi in about duece." -Dollar Bill

    "Your not aspozta do that... My pronounciation isn't all that good."
    -B. Loose

    "Lately I've been reading the internet." -Nungsta again

    and my all time favorite:
    "I already didn't." -J. Beckmania
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "I'm a good kid." - drunk girl named Rachelle

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    "dont do post office stickers...1...2...3...GO" the crackhead bum sitting outside a wallgreens

    "my itch is dicky" younger brother

    "you got any McDonalds napkins??...fuck it i'll just use a leaf"- friend hiding in the bushes taking a shit outside the stonestown mall

    "im going to dream of green mountains and vast landscapes and AHHH frodos plump little virgin ass"- chicken bone...although hes not my friend it was funny