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Guest defyone

We Saw The Sunset Rise... --Anwar

 

Make One egg Out of One Omlet.. --Anwar

 

(lookin at a pond out of the car window, in Delaware) Is that the ocean?.. --Anwar

 

We are bout to go to hyde park and its about to go.. -- Ishmael

 

(sitting on the train platform) When does this bus come?.. -- Ishmael

 

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ill find some more.. i tend to write these things down...

feel free to share your experinces

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"so the answers are BABADCDA!? thats it! I'm going to name my kid Babadcda!!!" - rebekah

 

"ok guys.. she just bumped into me again. should i beat her up?" - rebekah

 

"<heroin junkie customer of mine> uhhhhhhh........ hey sir.... uhhh..... my friend messed up... <me when i worked at a gas station> what. <heroin guy> well....uhhhh....... we're really sorry... <me> what? what did you do? <heroin guy> well, that gas he just pumped... he didn't put the pump in the car when he pumped it..... <me> what??????? all ten gallons of gas??? its on the ground????!!!!!! <heroin man> yeah..... sorry about that man....... good luck......."

 

those are a few off the top of my head from a few years ago.

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Guest beardo

me- okay cool, so meet me there at 7:00

friend- right on, 7:00.. but i'll probably be a half an hour late.

me-

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Guest defyone

(nuke calls me at my house)

Defy: hello..

Nuke: Hey defy, where are you?!?!?!

Defy: ......

Defy: uhmm.. what number did you call me at?

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On a train:

 

Friend1: What the fuck bitch, would stop fucking elbowing me??

Bitch: I was here first

Friend1: Yeah, well you keep elbowing me in the back

(Group laughter)

Friend2: We just got out of Juvey. WE'RE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!!!! BLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Slurp!

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Guest NATO

ed - is there a fire or something?

me - what?

ed - where's that smoke coming from, oh actually its just my eyebrows..

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Guest defyone

yea my dad answers his phone...

 

Osama's Lair...

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"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -my 9th grade history techer

 

"It's all in the ear of the behearer." J. Beckmania

 

"I just somehow knew there would be a psychic fair today." G.Lover2000

 

"I like it when midgets with an attitude play elves." -Nungsta

 

"These chili-Fritos are gonna be Audi in about duece." -Dollar Bill

 

"Your not aspozta do that... My pronounciation isn't all that good."

-B. Loose

 

"Lately I've been reading the internet." -Nungsta again

 

and my all time favorite:

"I already didn't." -J. Beckmania

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"dont do post office stickers...1...2...3...GO" the crackhead bum sitting outside a wallgreens

 

"my itch is dicky" younger brother

 

"you got any McDonalds napkins??...fuck it i'll just use a leaf"- friend hiding in the bushes taking a shit outside the stonestown mall

 

"im going to dream of green mountains and vast landscapes and AHHH frodos plump little virgin ass"- chicken bone...although hes not my friend it was funny

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Guest beardo

Try saying the entire alphabet as one word.

 

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

 

Phonetic - Abs-def-jeejhk-el-em-enop-curs-touv-wix-eez

 

Should be stated with particular emphasis on the Abs. Almost want to elongate the enunciation of that syllable. There's also a momentary pause after the enop so you can dive into the curs-touv-wix-eez with refreshed gusto.

 

It's the word that's an alphabet.

 

 

Love That

Feel That

Say That

 

 

I

 

Nothing

 

lemon

 

...................................

 

hahahahahaha

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

my mate dean calls my house then proceeds to say "hey, where are you??"

 

 

 

at home, dumbass

 

 

 

 

Mate huh.....;)

 

 

sounds kinky

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Guest krie
Originally posted by Mr. ABC

my mate dean calls my house then proceeds to say "hey, where are you??"

 

 

 

at home, dumbass

 

ive done it before haha :lol:

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Guest krie

good work on the alfabet word to beardo :king:

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Guest sneak

this one is a classic. it was said on a skiing holiday in FRANCE..

 

girl: where are we?

me: in the Pyraniees (sp? i mean the european mountain range)

girl: no we're not. the Pyraniees are in Egypt,

 

:D

 

same girl...

 

"whats a journalist??"

 

same girl again,

 

" you dont get fog in mountains".

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not exactly a quote but...

 

my mom spent 2 weeks convincing me that buffalo were extinct and what they have that look like buffalo are a breed called beefalo.. i believed it..

 

 

up until a year ago because of dr doolittle my friend fully and trully believed that llamas had two heads and was disturbed when she saw some that only had one head

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"chillax!!"-andy to his dog milo

"fuckin.....fuckin quack!!"-gene yelling at his board cus he couldnt skate

"you get run...you get chased.."-manuel

"fooooob!!"-brian from faar away to manuel after he heard that...

"man ill get yer fuckin ...fuckin shikagagala mother fuck..!!!"-i forgot what i was talking about....

"i know dick.."-mike talking about dick

"did u brush yer teeth?"-mom while i was brushing my teeth

"are you hungry?"-mom while im eating

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"That kid used to be my cousin."

-Pike

 

"It's harder to see in the dark."

-Mike

 

"I don't play sports so I can pimp full-time."

-Scott

 

"Frickin sweet as heck."

-???

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