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Cyber Sex is Fun...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by IntangibleFame, May 6, 2003.

  1. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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    Cyber Sex is Fun...

    Discussion started by Intangible - May 6, 2003

    I.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
    jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
    I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    jap_gurli: thats it.
    I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

    -she signed off...-

    I.F.: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    Jenny20fny: mmmm, okay.
    I.F.: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    Jenny20fny: Yeah I like it rough.
    I.F.: I smack you thick booty.
    Jenny20fny: Oh yeah, that feels good.
    I.F.: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    I.F.: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    Jenny20fny: you like that?
    I.F.: I peel some bananas.
    Jenny20fny: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    I.F.: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    Jenny20fny: Peanuts?
    I.F.: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    Jenny20fny: What are you talking about?
    I.F.: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    Jenny20fny: This is stupid.
    I.F.: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    I.F.: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    I.F.: Yeeaahhhh.
    Jenny20fny: /ignore
    I.F.: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
    I.F.: We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset

    -She blocked me...-
     
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  2. Tyler Durden

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    superb work.
     
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  3. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied May 6, 2003

    4 Makros

    I.F.: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears17: Aight.
    I.F.: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, I.F.
    I.F.: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears17: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    I.F.: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears17: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    I.F.: I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears17: Hey...
    I.F.: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears17: Funny I still don't see it.
    I.F.: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Abyss.
    BritneySpears17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    I.F.: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    I.F.: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears17: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    I.F.: King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    I.F.: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    I.F.: Baby?

    -Signed off -
     
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  4. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied May 6, 2003

    4 Minutes later

    BritneySpears17: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemAllstar: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears17: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemAllstar: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemAllstar: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears17: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemAllstar: Oh shit
    BritneySpears17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fucking pedophile.
    eminemAllstar: Oh fuck
    eminemAllstar: damn I gotta write down your names or something...
     
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  5. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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    Intangible - Replied May 6, 2003

    newer ones later....
     
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  6. VAITOMANOCU

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    VAITOMANOCU - Replied May 6, 2003

    keep em commin'
     
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  7. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied May 6, 2003

    HAHAHA
     
  8. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied May 6, 2003

    before i read anything further, i read this

    BritneySpears17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, I.F.
    I.F.: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.

    and fell the fuck outta my chair
     
  9. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

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    Intangible - Replied May 6, 2003

    Raw format

    farecards (12:38:31 AM): wanna cyber?
    ibteaser (12:38:45 AM): you a freak huh
    ibteaser (12:38:49 AM): lol ;-)
    ibteaser (12:38:52 AM): where you live?
    farecards (12:39:08 AM): i moved from san antonio to boston
    farecards (12:39:12 AM): for school
    farecards (12:39:14 AM): :-(
    ibteaser (12:39:22 AM): thoguht you said you was in san antonio
    farecards (12:39:30 AM): im from san ant
    farecards (12:39:35 AM): but im at school in boston
    ibteaser (12:39:47 AM): that sucks
    ibteaser (12:39:49 AM): no dick for you
    farecards (12:39:53 AM): :'(
    ibteaser (12:40:04 AM): if you was here it would be on
    farecards (12:40:55 AM): satan controls my robotic pussy
     
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  10. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied May 6, 2003

    I heart pineapple nipples

    I.F.: Wanna cyber?
    SexyRachel: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
    SexyRachel: Who are you?
    I.F.: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    I.F.: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa Murphy's in my Geo Storm.
    SexyRachel: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    I.F.: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa Murphy's and make an order
    SexyRachel: Haha! OK
    SexyRachel: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    I.F.: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa Murphy's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    SexyRachel: I want everything, baby!
    I.F.: Is this a delivery?
    SexyRachel: Umm...Yes
    SexyRachel: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    I.F.: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.....
    SexyRachel: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    I.F.: You can't hurry good pizza.
    I.F.: I'm on my way now though......
    SexyRachel: So you're at my front door now.
    I.F.: How did you know?
    I.F.: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    I.F.: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
    SexyRachel: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    I.F.: So you're still in the bathroom?
    SexyRachel: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    I.F.: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    SexyRachel: What the fuckk?
    SexyRachel: You perverted piece of shitt
    SexyRachel: Fuck you!

    -blocked me-
     
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  11. T.T Boy

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    YOU ARE THE MAN
     
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  12. the shitz

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    omg!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i had to stop reading so i wouldnt laugh cuz i was buggin!!!oh shit this is the #1 thread in a while

    edit* cuz i just saw

    I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    WUT THE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    that is some funny shit maynard
     
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  14. vinyl junkie

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    vinyl junkie - Replied May 6, 2003

    wow...


    :lol:
     
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  15. Daze One Million

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    Daze One Million - Replied May 6, 2003

    that is the funniest shit ive ever read....omg

    you got the bitch twice with the same shit lol
     
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