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Australia Day is Comming

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Tommorow is australia day, the people who I went to high school with and I realised that none of us have ever actually put a shrimp on the barbie, not that we don't have barbies. There was a point in my life where my entire life was painting and drinking, sleeping on crew members couches and getting fed by rolling to random barbies (everytime I went to the bathroom it was like shitting cold steel son). But for some reason none of these barbies ever had shrimp or prawns or seafood of anykind. So tommorow this is going to be rectified, and we are going to celebrate Australia day by living up to this completely false Australian stereo-type.

    Also Australia day is basically the day Europeans settled here and claimed the land as being unowned and newly found even though aboriginals were here a long time before. So in light of this fact, the natives may or may not spill blood in the streets. In the mid ninetees they protested, I don't know if they're still doing that? They fucking should be.

    Please Discuss.
  2. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    i cant even begin to start on this one...

    but it would have happened sooner or later to the native people of australia...at the very least it wasnt an asian country that claimed it.

    i would just say pay your respect to those before you who suffer now...
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I bet a lot of Fosters is drank that day! Right?!
  4. i_write

    i_write Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 20, 2005 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 0
    ya im going for a holiday for the long weekend . wooooh !beach all the wayy
  5. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    dont feel so bad, we stole this country too.

    and called the inhabitants godless and without soul.

    yay colonialism.

    enjoy your barbied shrimp.
  6. Roul_Duke

    Roul_Duke New Jack

    Joined: Jan 7, 2006 Messages: 16 Likes Received: 0
    Foster's?? Get outta here....
    No one drinks that shit here.
  7. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    man, i don't even really know what fucking shrimp are.
  8. knkr

    knkr Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2002 Messages: 424 Likes Received: 0
    HAHA FOSTERS! thats the shit that gets banished.
    yeah, same shit with the americans you natives live peacefull at easy buitifull lives shiiiiet we better conform these cats...
    push em off a cliff. that always works.
    breed em in.
    fuck till were all the same color.

    im pissed.
    happy australia day tomorrow cunts.
  9. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    I think they are a prawn related. Kind of like what muscles are to oysters, shrimp are to prawns.

    And foster's is another totally false stereo-type, here the staples are VB, Carlton Draught and Toohey's New. My personal beer of choice is Coopers Red.
  10. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    coopers red is tastey...but you can drink a fuck load more cheap than premium

    . the bottleo near my house sells cases of Reschs Real for $26
  11. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Fcuk Fosters no Australian drinks that shit, though Fosters do make a lot of different beer that we actually do drink such as:

    VB (Victoria Bitter)

    Carlton Draught (Carlton Draught)

    There basically the only beers I drink though I do like to feel international at times and slam down Corona's and Sol.
  12. EnimeeOne

    EnimeeOne Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Messages: 404 Likes Received: 0
    haha thanks for clearing that up mate..
  13. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    is australia day kind of like "yawlzz" thanksgiving?
  14. fuckedupafro

    fuckedupafro Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2002 Messages: 436 Likes Received: 0
    if you consider the whole town, drunk, converging in one spot to try and mack some vagina (or get their vaginas macked) under the guise of fireworks with vicious brawls scattered throughout the night thanksgiving then yes
  15. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    Sounds good to me.