SilentBob Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 Oh yeah and on the point of pissing completely out in the open. It happened alot today in Sydney. I was pissing at the oval and this middle aged lady was walking right in my direction. I was kind of trying to twist so my penis was out of her view while still keeping it out of view of all the randoms on the cricket pitch, but she'd just keep walking so she could see it. Then she finally realised I was standing there about three meters away with my cock hanging out. I said "um sorry" and she was like "Oh its ok. I just didn't see you there" and smiled. Then my friends yelled some stupid shit to her. All of this is way too retarded for someone to be doing at my age (21). I think I'm going to stop chilling with my old highschool friends on Public Holidays and birthdays (two weeks ago I went to flag cape guys bday and came home covered in sand I was picking it out of my ears for ages). Thus ends Australia Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Haha! Australia day down Melbourne town was more or less in the same condition. It was fourty fucking degrees and Triple J's Hottest 100 lost me fifteen fucking dollars and a whole bunch of respect. Bernard Fanning? Eat my arse. Anyway, barbeques are awesome and Carlton Draught now comes with approximately 1/8th advertising for ringtones rather than coloquial trivia. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Yeah well I road my Kangaroo to ramsay street And got drunk with Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Flag cape man sounds funny, middle aged chick that was sussing out your piss has a fetish, guess what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckedupafro Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 though heaps of shit happened and much gnarlyness was observed, this picture sums up my day pretty nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 i was so stoked on australia day that i left the fckin country the day before. yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entro123 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Originally posted by T.T Boy@Jan 25 2006, 05:00 AM dont feel so bad, we stole this country too. and called the inhabitants godless and without soul. yay colonialism. enjoy your barbied shrimp. Quoted post They were darksided too right and gargoyles? And the settlers were SPIRIT SOLDIERS who had to don "armor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Originally posted by SilentBob@Jan 26 2006, 06:31 AM Then we all piled into the back of a ute with a garbage bin full of beer and ice to go to the local oval to play cricket. Quoted post Hahaha you're so Australian... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 Haha, the thing is I'm really not. Going out with my high school friends is like taking a time warp back into an 80's neighbour's episode. This Australia day is by far the most typically Australian thing I've ever been subjected to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by fuckedupafro@Jan 26 2006, 05:08 PM though heaps of shit happened and much gnarlyness was observed, this picture sums up my day pretty nicely Quoted post now that's what I call a teenage fuck slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 and that photo sums the day up nicely. i went to the beach first thing in the morning then went to a mates barbecue and got drunk as shit. stole beer off people i didnt like and left to peep the fireworks. stood in the middle of the road looking at tits and arse and watched fights going on around me for the stupidest reasons. the highlight was obviously seeing all these africans who hang out in the city dressed like gangstas rocking aussie flags as doo rags and showing there pride, asian tourists in aussie flag bikinis etc. i was impressed with the lack of racism. the people throwing bottles didnt care who they were throwing bottles at as long as they were throwing bottles. another highlight was seeing a bloke surrounded by people lay down on the ground to piss. def one of the funniest things i have ever seen. im halfway through a 4 day weekend and still drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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