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A 12oz moment of funk: the banning of suap

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18

    Last night, I get online and realize I have just missed something awesome. My attempt to tell the story will be worthless compared to you viewing it first hand. The story progresses as so [note the urls' "threadid" numbers are 50664, 50665, 50666, and 50667]:

    [url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50664]suap creates thread 1.[/url]

    [url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50665]suap creates thread 2.[/url]

    [url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50666]suap creates thread 3.[/url]

    [url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50667]suap creates thread 4.[/url]

    This is the point I log on and see that the last registered user was "suap2":


    Apparently he was banned at 0 posts.

    Tesser's response:

    So, my congrats to Tesser and Europe for putting on a good show.​
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    chlorophyl??? more like BORE-ophyl!
  3. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683
    did he take the offer??
  4. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Ha ha, i saw that thread(s) of shame as well. There sure has been a fair amount of assinine FNG's lately hasn't there?

    I'd also like to cite "Head South's" self-incriminating thread about how he lied and cried his way into stealing some poor persons IPod as a prime example of this rise in disturbingly brain dead correspondance(sic).

    I won't make any claims that i'm perfect. My disasterous "is my tag ready for the big time?" in paper chase as well as "asian calender goddess time!" were dismal failures in my "rookie days" but,....but.....I learned fast what flies and what crashes. Unfortunately, a lot of kids seem to think a few stories about "racking" and "getting blunted" will get them respect and admiration. Not so.

    To make it here on 12oz, you start off as batter (rookie) get poured into a pan (junior member), baked for a hour (member) then you get icing on the cake (senior member). Anything after that is presents stacked around the table (veteran) and deep marks in the frosting from jerkoffs taking swipes of the icing (unstoppable?).

    Hmmm, I gues "crew status" would be like your gf showing up to the party with her friend from out of town and as you're drinking beer with your bros like mammero and Mr. Yuck, she whispers in your ear "I wanna have a threesome tonight."

    edited because.....because.....I don't have to explain myself!
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you guys should ask for a raise. you're kicking so much ass you'd have fight each other for the gold medal in the ass kicking olympics.
  6. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    that shit was funny.

    wonk tnod puas
  7. bEka

    bEka Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    he needs a swift kick in the throat..

    wow.. its only february and he already gets the "stupid member of the year" award in my book..
  8. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    yeah, that was definitely humor. I was talking with tesser while it was ending and when the kid was attempting to make a new name. We were just imagining the pain this young retard was feeling as he was swiftly denied before he could make the "U mods r bitch ass fagets" thread.
  9. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 155
    ha ha that shit was funny, deto had the chance to witness the funk 'live!' </span>
  10. Oh yes it was good times... I'm glad to have experienced it firsthand.

    LENS, you don't have to worry, you've redeemed yourself fantastically and past actions are easily forgiven. But your tag thread is fucking killer, hahahaha.
  11. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    allthough i showed up late to the party i did watch the video tape of it
    (read through the closed threads for the kids who cant read between the lines ;) )
  12. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
  13. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Ha ha , yeah, the infamous "is my tag ready for the big time?" was one of my first threads and man.....talk about swan-diving into the meat grinder. My "moniker" has actually improved a great deal style and flow wise since then.

    But dude, if anything, i got like, maybe one constructive criticism for about every ten "eat shit and die you faggot!" responses. I remember Tyler Durden being particullary vocal about my style.

    Good times.
  14. Tesser and Europe tagteaming...
    Aint no party like a euro party...
  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    12oz has been a much more enjoyable and entertaining place since the new batch of mods......

    Kudos to you.