Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 i got drunk and threw up in the pool. as i paddled my floatie ashore, i noticed my discman slowly sinking to the pool floor. it was a pretty good weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 i'd stop the world to melt with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 ummm..... dont tell my girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I obviously know how to treat a lady, see my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 i got drunk and threw up in the pool. as i paddled my floatie ashore, i noticed my discman slowly sinking to the pool floor. it was a pretty good weekend. u might have to explain a discman some people wernt around for those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 ^ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 I obviously know how to treat a lady' date=' see my thread.[/quote'] indeed, but you failed to mention the effectiveness of vomit breathe. chikcs love the sweet tang of vomit on their man's breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 dont forget they love it when you carry krink on you 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 ummm..... dont tell my girlfriend you better keep your girl away from my pool...i am a vision sprawled out drunk on a pool floatie at 11:00 in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 y9ou own a discman? its all about the underwater walkmans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 y9ou own a discman? owned a disman. that shit is a sunken treasure now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I bought an amp last week. Sorry to ruin the fun for you guys, but that places me well in the lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I would be most eligable if it wasn't for my girlfriend that would kill any other bitch who touched me On a random side note, my girl gained a few pounds and all of it went to her ass...gotta love when shit like that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Yeah, my girlfriend has been complaining that she's "getting fat", when in actuality her tits just got bigger. Cool by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 WEBCAM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Nah, polaroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Yeah' date=' my girlfriend has been complaining that she's "getting fat", when in actuality her tits just got bigger. Cool by me.[/quote'] Exactly...she keeps sayin she got fat, I keep tellin her her ass just got bigger, but somehow in her mind she's hearing "Yes, you did get fat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 owned a disman. that shit is a sunken treasure now. it'sBOOTY that's what it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 the answer is still me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 one time i tripped off a bottle and a half of robotussin and shaved my whole body except for my eyebrows..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ooooooooooh robotussin. Damn thats so hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 the tussin the tussin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 one time i tripped off a bottle and a half of robotussin and shaved my whole body except for my eyebrows..... mustve hurt when it got to your asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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