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12oz Most Eligable Bachelor.

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i got drunk and threw up in the pool.

as i paddled my floatie ashore, i noticed my discman slowly sinking to the pool floor.

 

it was a pretty good weekend.

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I obviously know how to treat a lady, see my thread.

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i got drunk and threw up in the pool.

as i paddled my floatie ashore, i noticed my discman slowly sinking to the pool floor.

 

it was a pretty good weekend.

 

 

u might have to explain a discman some people wernt around for those

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I obviously know how to treat a lady' date=' see my thread.[/quote']

 

indeed, but you failed to mention the effectiveness of vomit breathe. chikcs love the sweet tang of vomit on their man's breath.

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ummm..... dont tell my girlfriend

 

you better keep your girl away from my pool...i am a vision sprawled out drunk on a pool floatie at 11:00 in the morning.

 

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I bought an amp last week. Sorry to ruin the fun for you guys, but that places me well in the lead.

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I would be most eligable if it wasn't for my girlfriend that would kill any other bitch who touched me

 

On a random side note, my girl gained a few pounds and all of it went to her ass...gotta love when shit like that happens

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Yeah' date=' my girlfriend has been complaining that she's "getting fat", when in actuality her tits just got bigger. Cool by me.[/quote']

 

Exactly...she keeps sayin she got fat, I keep tellin her her ass just got bigger, but somehow in her mind she's hearing "Yes, you did get fat"

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one time i tripped off a bottle and a half of robotussin and shaved my whole body except for my eyebrows.....

 

mustve hurt when it got to your asshole

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