theprotester Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I don't think my fridge hustle is fair to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Not your resturant fridge, but your personal one. Are they the same for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Account User Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 add a splash of cold water to scotch one rock or neat for whiskey penmanship you really eat 6 eggs every morning? scrambled or what? jesus man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 @cunt i'd reword the running at a fence - throw your pack off and climb vs cowboy it up question. didnt have much faith in "try and find a hole" but knew i'd be dead without a pack. Well alot of the questions are meant to put you in really shitty positions. That's kind of the point of the ''Toss my pack but keep my gun'' answer, it will slow your climb. You should consider your weight and how well you can climb a fence. If you are already not the best at hopping fences, you need to hop as lightly as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I got a 70% answering honestly, but keeping in mind the survival aspect which would alter my decisions had it been a non-apocalyptic scenario. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 70 is a good score, 57 is the average right now. 65+ and you'd do alright, it's meant to be difficult. Someone got a 38...but im assuming they tried to hit all the wrong answers, there's no way anyone is that stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship2 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 every 2 or 3 days I'll have eggs and put around 100 grams of deli meat in them and scrambled with what most think is too much cracked pepper. the other days just fruit or cereal. but cereal takes a box to make me not hungry by break time. I've got a stomach that is too large I think, or I'm just a glutton. I'd definitely be tossing a pack over a fence. fuck losing all your shit. and if you're carrying a pack that's over 40 kilos you're carrying too much stuff anyways. don't most of you guys do things which require fence hopping anyways? with packs full of shit if you paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 @ Pen. Your fridge game is mighty, you fucking love eggs though homie. As for the pack question, for hypothetical purposes the fence is however high that would be too high for you to throw a bag full of canned food and bullets over. The situations are suppose to suck, I love to see people's logic in certain circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I am pretty sure I can climb a tall fence with a heavy backpack. Different story with some duffel bag type of bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 And some people could, I tried to leave answers like that out because I wanted people to answer as close to reality as possible. If ''Climb the fence with your heavy bag'' was an option, even fat asses would say it. It's like for the first question, you can't say ''bring my gun'' if you don't have one, but from looking at the data people obviously don't get that concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 30kg pack, 9ft chain link fence and solid shoes, I doubt anyone is climbing over with speed. I ditched the pack and kept the rifle. You can last a long time without food and in an urban area food is everywhere. You may need the firearm within 30 seconds and it's not weighing more than 5kg so it's not going to slow you down in any meaningful way when climbing a fence, especially if you have it slung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 73% cannibals be up in cabins during zombie outbreaks..fuck that shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 @ Christo Yeah, nurgas think they're Hercules and can sling a backpack full of cans and bullets over a 9-11 ft fence....dream on. That's why the gun option is the best. Your gun wouldn't slow you down too much, again the only difference between it and completely ditching your pack depends entirely on what type of firearm you would carry, your personal fitness and if you even have a gun to carry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 30kg pack, 9ft chain link fence and solid shoes, I doubt anyone is climbing over with speed. Now, no I couldn't do it fast. 10 years ago, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 @ Christo Yeah, nurgas think they're Hercules and can sling a backpack full of cans and bullets over a 9-11 ft fence....dream on. Agreed. No one here is throwing that over a fence that size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Yeah, 30kg would kick my ass right now. 15kg I'd be fine and would climb w/o hesitation. I also wouldn't load my pack to 30kg in that situation either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 That kid from from hunger games that looks like a child rapist could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 I only saw the first one I barely remember it. Chick would get the dick though, especially cause she's a badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Imagine if this happened literally as you're reading this - what are your options for weapons??? you have no option to leave your immediate environment... no "I'mma run to the gun shop on the block and get a shotty" it's what you have around you. be honest looking around me if it kicked off right this second my choices for weapons would be extremely limited. I'm at work if it kicked off this second I'd have No gun and as far as blunt instruments went I have a miniature cricket bat and in the corner of the office is an ornamental didgeridoo made from some hardwood which would be good for a couple of hits ( heavy as hell but likely to split). golf umbrella. I'm dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Gun and bat. Grocery store right around the corner. I can't really barricade my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I rode home with 20kgs of riverbed pebbles in a back pack the other week… Made a massive differnce cornering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 I have several blunt weapons, some id rather not name. I also have a 9mm. ( The shoty is in the trunk Id be alright, I could barricade my place pretty easily. Honestly I don't know ht my next plan of action would be. Probably hold out or a little and see how bad it gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I have guns, knives, bats, sledges, a couple axes, hatchets, a pry bar... A couple cases of MREs in the garage, and a water-bottle-filter. I could be out of my house in under ten minutes for sure. I'd head into the mountains. Probably to a place my dad used to work. There is a full shop there w/ generators, welders, heavy machinery, a 500 gallon fuel tank. Miles from anything, plenty of water and game, and I know the terrain really well so I'd know exactly where to set up. At that point, wait it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Sounds like you'd be set Fist. On a sidenote, the two answers that make me laugh(and face palm) the most are: The car question when people say they will jump out of a car going almost 50mph But the best is when they say they will try to outrun a dog....yeah, good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Barricading my apartment wouldn't be too hard but the weapons situation would still be pretty grim at home. meat cleavers, chef's knives, small hatchet be filling the spare trash bags with water the instant it kicks off. you need water more than food at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Yeah, the water part is important. Id fill the tub/sinks/whatever I could. Being a young recent college grad my fridge usually isn't too stocked, but im good on the weapons for a while. Being on the second floor makes it easier to barricade also, id sit out on my balcony and watch the mayhem after securing my doorways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Can't really barricade my house. I have this window and another just like it to my left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 You could just put a whole bunch of shit in front of it. Like put a mattress and box springs up and then put a few couches and chairs, or boxes full of shit behind it. All depends on how long you have obviously. My shit doesn't have windows that are accessible to the ground and my doors have mad locks on them. Good old southern architecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Imagine if this happened literally as you're reading this - what are your options for weapons??? you have no option to leave your immediate environment... no "I'mma run to the gun shop on the block and get a shotty" it's what you have around you. be honest looking around me if it kicked off right this second my choices for weapons would be extremely limited. I'm at work if it kicked off this second I'd have No gun and as far as blunt instruments went I have a miniature cricket bat and in the corner of the office is an ornamental didgeridoo made from some hardwood which would be good for a couple of hits ( heavy as hell but likely to split). golf umbrella. I'm dead I'm sitting on the laundry toilet - splash bleach, sling poo. I'm a survivor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship2 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I have a gift from my brother in law that has literally no use but to take out zombies. Super light throwing axe with a spike on one side and sharp as fuck blade that'd easily drive through a perfectly healthy skull let alone some undead fuck. It's totally smooth and hardly hooked so I feel like it'd be easy to pull out of said skulls. Don't own any guns as I'm in Canada but I do have the fact that it's -16 Celsius so if dudes hearts stopped beating it'd be quick clean up time after a week day-z style. Crushing frozen heads But on top of awesome non tiring throwing hatchet wielding I've got a fair few spring additives folding knives which seem to be pretty handy for the surprise zombies in walking dead. I have lots of tools and blunt objects including hammers of varying sizes, shovels, axe etc. I also have plenty of shit to keep you from getting undead shit in your eyes and mouth like face masks goggles helmets (from welding/grinding/doing regular shop type stuff). I feel like in these instances if be a bit worried about that shit going into your stomach or eyes. At least until I was used to a fucked up world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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