KILZ FILLZ Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 swimming in the rain is fun Swimming drunk is fun Swimming in the rain whilst drunk must be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Sounds like a good way to drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 DOW has gills. Big Sexy Gills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Sounds like a good way to drown. Well funny you should say that. Last time I was swimming drunk in the rain (at night) I seriously considered making a thread about. It's way too awesome to be described in words. I took a moment to think back on the times I've thought that drunk drowners must be losers, and how wrong I was. They were fucking winners. Granted they're now dead winners but I bet my left nut they died happy. Note: For anybody doubting the legitimacy of this, I'm tropical status right now. So it rains a lot while it's real hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 My friends and I used to sneak into this church's pool that was way back in the woods. Beers were carried up to this place after the bars closed. Drunk, wet girls. Fun times had by all. Then, some moron came up there and chugged too much whiskey. We were leaving and heard a small splash. This retard passed out and fell in the pool as we were leaving. I hate to think of what would have happened if nobody heard the splash. We pulled him out and his shorts were falling down. All he can say is "the water is cold...that's why it's so small." Nothing about dying reached this fool's head. Only shrinkage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 i got big swimming muscles, i cant drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 ^^that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Black people can't swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 My muscles are so big i cant swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 my muscles are so big my wetsuit looks like a black deflated michelin man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 but shouldnt it look like a black INflated michelin man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 That just means your fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 STAY PUFT, HOLMES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 That just means your fat. but still you're muscles are the size of car tyres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 wetsuits stretch out when you get inside of them, they can look deflated prior to getting in them, no biggy. i look like shaq in my wetsuit. but bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 ...and fatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 fatter and i can sink a free throw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 But you're black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 ...and fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 YOU CAN SUCK A B>BIG S.SEXY M.MANGINA! YA YOU! FUCKT YOU BIG BOIIIIII. DUNT DRINK SHITTY POISON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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