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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and sit.

 

Jugz why don't you do videos anymore?!

 

cuz i got a stupid ass babymama that "lost" my damn camera on purpose.

its all good tho, cuz im ballin, im gonna upgrade to hd.

 

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FUCKIN CUNTSACK!!!!

I HATE YOU BITCH, YOU ARE LIKE A FUCKIN VAMPIRE THE WAY YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF NIGGAZ!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

*slaps that ho*

 

SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO TO YOU BITCH?!!

YOU THINK I WANNNA HIT YOU?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry about that

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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and sit.

 

here it is:

 

 

 

 

NIGGA THIS BITCH IS FINNER HATE YOU IN ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF.

 

IF YOU DARE LIVE YOUR LIFE THE NORMAL NIGGA WAY (CHILLIN WITH YOUR NIGGAS, STAYIN OUT LATE, NOT HAVIN TO REPORT TO THE BITCH ON YOUR WHEREABOUT FREQUENTLY) SHE'S GONNA USE THAT BABY LIKE A SHANK ON YOUR NECK. CONGRATULATIONS NIGGA LIFE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING THOUGH, JUST THINK OF IT AS THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE B. YOU GAVE UP YOUR LIFE FOR YA KIDS LIFE. GET A TREADMILL THOUGH SO YOU DONT GET FAT. YOU BOUT TO BE SITTIN DOWN IN THE CRIB ALOT.

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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and sit.

 

my dudes

 

fuck

 

i got a motherfucking ticket for JAY WALKING last night. on a motherfucking monday night and there was not a single car on the road, except the cop car.

 

kill a pig 2010

 

ps i told this old man at the bar last night he had a "sexy mustache" and he got seriously umad at me!! then he accidentally hit the 8ball in on his next shot and i made hella fun of him.

 

strangle cops with big sexy muscles por vida

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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit.

 

I used to joke about using my end of contract work bonus to get a vasectomy.

I think the joking is now over.

Last thing I need or want is some little asshole version of me and some slore I porked running around absorbing all of my money and free time.

There are too many fucking idiots on this planet already anyway.

That Discovery Channel hostage taker knew what was up.

 

FUCK KIDS AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM.

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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit.

 

If I ever have one, it will more than likely be a blend of me and some CHANK type woman and thus it will be a karate chopping, ching chong speaking slope that will hear me tell stories of my time in Asia in the same fashion that Nick Nolte's character described Nam in Tropic Thunder as I refer to him or her as "Charlie" during the entirety of the childhood.

 

Or it will end up being a Mexican desert flower that stabs me after watching too many episodes of Contra Viento y Marea, because she thinks it will reignite the passion in my heart to ask her to marry me, instead of having a child out of wedlock and in shame.

 

If it's the latter, I will obviously die before the kid is born.

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Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit.

 

I used to joke about using my end of contract work bonus to get a vasectomy.

I think the joking is now over.

Last thing I need or want is some little asshole version of me and some slore I porked running around absorbing all of my money and free time.

There are too many fucking idiots on this planet already anyway.

That Discovery Channel hostage taker knew what was up.

 

FUCK KIDS AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM.

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