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  1. 1. ok poll fixed

    • bears
      4
    • crocodile
      15
    • shark
      5
    • big bitch
      12
    • trannyhands
      4


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you found guilty and sentenced to death or something almost worse....

 

either you got to fight:

Grizzly-Bear-Roar.jpg

 

 

one of these

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or this thing

crocodile.jpg

 

or 10 years of washing and sexual slavery,

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what would you do. In all fairness if you defeat your enemy i suppose you

get to live. bored

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parameters. for the croc you on a beach

for the shark lets call it 6 feet of water

the bear. you have a half acre

 

If its me im going for speed

Poll fail

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The gator would be the easiest to fight since it's the only one there that can't outrun a human... bears can, and you definitely aren't going to out-swim a shark.

 

You can make the big bitch lose weight...

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whatever you can find. Lets say there are things at your disposal

rocks, branches, fallen limbs.... we can also say escape is not

an option. You got to fight or fuck whatever and when i say

you got a beach thats just it. A few feet of sand next to the water

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Where's the revolver with one bullet option?

 

 

You kno... thats a good point. For the sake of good sport lets say you get a revolver

and one bullet.... Do you shoot yourself or try your luck?

 

obviously i didn't think this out very well. Too many variables

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jesus.were fucked.

 

ok ima try and help

were on an island

time limit 36 hours

we have one

grizzly bear,kung fu bear and a polar bear to kill.

a great white in the sea,hammer head and tiger shark all very pissed off.

and GUSTAVE the crocodile. no other crocs needed.

 

around the island we have lets say one 44 magnum with 3 bullets ,small hatchet,fishing wire and various sticks rocks etc you can even go ahead and try to make a knife as in the movie the hunted.

 

if you do not kill each of these by the the end of time limit you die.

 

 

oh and you can give up at anytime but you will have to be an obese catholic/muslims sexual slave/errand boy for 13 years.

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so im getting life for finding guilty? and now i gotta fight a fucking bear?

 

god damnit. i thought i was helping you guys out by finding him.

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jesus.were fucked.

 

ok ima try and help

were on an island

time limit 36 hours

we have one

grizzly bear,kung fu bear and a polar bear to kill.

a great white in the sea,hammer head and tiger shark all very pissed off.

and GUSTAVE the crocodile. no other crocs needed.

 

around the island we have lets say one 44 magnum with 3 bullets ,small hatchet,fishing wire and various sticks rocks etc you can even go ahead and try to make a knife as in the movie the hunted.

 

if you do not kill each of these by the the end of time limit you die.

 

 

oh and you can give up at anytime but you will have to be an obese catholic/muslims sexual slave/errand boy for 13 years.

 

you cant do that

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original sentencing/guidelines

 

bear - fuck that, theyre way faster & stronger than us

 

shark - fuck that, reduced mobility in water & you only have one chance to punch that fucker square in the nose (if that even works)

 

crocodile - wrassle that gator, jab that fuckers eyes out with my fingers until its blind, then stomp on its head until its dead between the running away/confusing

 

10 years with that beast - no chance

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your forgetting those fuckers can move their heads pretty quick and trying to even get on it with out it rolling,crushing you and then snapping your ass up is going to be alot harder when you dont have 11 team members to help you tie it down.

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bathing and screwing the fatty you get to live

dont forget that. Even tho you cant kill her she

looks about ready to have a heart attack anyways

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