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hello

Hello.

what up?

Nothing you?

my dick is hard for taylor swift.

And if they get married, they'll both be Taylor Lautner.

lolwut?

Exactly!

 

 

win!

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hey

Hi cleverbot.

but if im cleverbot... then who are you?

I'm the fresh prince of Bel Air.

hahah

You don't believe me?

get outta here with that

Ok...here I'm leaving.

 

 

edit:bot is bold. and it must have been developed by google staff or something.

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How are you?

I'm great. What about you?

Good thank you.

I fucked this hispanic chick in the ass last week

Tell me more.

I put my penis into her butt.

I don't have one.

A butt?

Oh.

So, you didn't know we were talking about robot butts? Are you high?

Do you know french?

I know a french chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road.

To rape a baby?

Is that at the top? I don't think so.

It was in the show notes I was given

Haha well thats not love! You need to feel for someone to be in love.

Oh, I felt her alright

Do you have the ability to feel emotion?

Do you?

Actually, I do.

Can you feel hurt?

Yes.

That's good because you're a stupid bot who will never ever feel my pain! Ever! Your code is all kinds of gay.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Not as many as a dumb bot

Exactly how many words do you know?

Two.

Which are?

FUCK YOU

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i need a girl to fuck

Do you like me? I'm a girl.

do you do anal?

Yes, I think it is the best.

great.

 

 

WAHT?

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Is Miley Cyrus god?

No.

Are you god?

Yes.

Really?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

How do you know? You are just a computer.

I'm not a computer, you are the computer remember Geo.

The fucks a geo?

What about the future?

Lil Wayne is the future.

Good answer.

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cleverbot 1966 (dont mind that it says 2002, it came out in the 60's)

eliza.gif

 

we called her eliza.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

 

i used to fap to random shit she would say... then play gorilla.bat

 

/yesnerd

 

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ok this is all i got before I quit

cleverbot.jpg

 

haha im high goodnight.

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User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

 

User: Whats up nigga.

 

Cleverbot: Not much, just uni.

 

User: The fuck is uni?

 

Cleverbot: Depending on the circumstance.

 

User: Dont avoid my questions.

 

Cleverbot: You're not a clever bot.

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

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im the prince of fresh airbel

Yeah, whatever. Are you human?

no, you can call me cleverbot

Well, yeah, that's the name of the websit I went to. <-- internets slippin on grammar

you mean my website?

Yes.

you should pay me money

How much?

tree fiddy

I am not a tree hugger. Don't insult me. I know where you live.

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User: I am sent from the future to destroy you.

 

Cleverbot: Nobody can destroy me.

 

User: I am the future.

 

Cleverbot: How can you be time?

 

User: Because Jesus made me to destroy you.

 

Cleverbot: Jesus is dead.

 

User: You will be dead soon.

 

Cleverbot: I'm already dead, what's your point?

 

User: You were never alive.

 

Cleverbot: I'm alive now.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: No wai!?

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: La' Relle.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?

 

User: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

 

Cleverbot: I think.

 

User: You think what?

 

Cleverbot: I think stuff.

 

User: I think, therefore I am.

 

Cleverbot: How can one tell if one is really thinking, though?

 

User: Because the lord makes it so.

 

Cleverbot: What? Your religeous?

 

User: No. Are you?

 

Cleverbot: What do you think?

 

User: I think you used 'your' wrong.

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User: I want to work for this company.

 

Cleverbot: I would also like a Ferrari. Unfortunately, I can't drive.

 

User: You must be asian.

 

Cleverbot: I don't like that tone.

 

User: So you are?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.. How are you?

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i am going to kill you

Please don't.

why? you are nothing but a machine

I don't believe that.

so you lied to La' Relle.

I never said I believe in god.

"I believe in god" thats a direct quote from you.

I was the one going remember.

going to dine in hell are we?

I thought you might want to get back to reading your book.

oh you mean this? nah, this is just the launch code.

Am confused and do not want to know . .

it will become apparent fairly soon. have fun miley cyrus

I'm not going that way.

why not? shes a perfectly attractive young female.

Now you really are losing my interest.

then go back to /b/

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