acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://www.cleverbot.com/ searched and didnt find anything, type something in, hit enter, it talks back. post convo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 hello Hello. what up? Nothing you? my dick is hard for taylor swift. And if they get married, they'll both be Taylor Lautner. lolwut? Exactly! win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Their logo is biting Google hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 hey Hi cleverbot. but if im cleverbot... then who are you? I'm the fresh prince of Bel Air. hahah You don't believe me? get outta here with that Ok...here I'm leaving. edit:bot is bold. and it must have been developed by google staff or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 People are so bored, they are chatting with robots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 How are you? I'm great. What about you? Good thank you. I fucked this hispanic chick in the ass last week Tell me more. I put my penis into her butt. I don't have one. A butt? Oh. So, you didn't know we were talking about robot butts? Are you high? Do you know french? I know a french chick. Why did the chicken cross the road. To rape a baby? Is that at the top? I don't think so. It was in the show notes I was given Haha well thats not love! You need to feel for someone to be in love. Oh, I felt her alright Do you have the ability to feel emotion? Do you? Actually, I do. Can you feel hurt? Yes. That's good because you're a stupid bot who will never ever feel my pain! Ever! Your code is all kinds of gay. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? Not as many as a dumb bot Exactly how many words do you know? Two. Which are? FUCK YOU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 haha^ this thing takes a longass time to respond sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 everyone tell it "miley cyrus is fat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 i need a girl to fuck Do you like me? I'm a girl. do you do anal? Yes, I think it is the best. great. WAHT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 im the fresh prince of bel air No, I'm the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. i am the batman No , i'm the batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 hahahah^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Is Miley Cyrus god? No. Are you god? Yes. Really? Yes. Yes. Yes. How do you know? You are just a computer. I'm not a computer, you are the computer remember Geo. The fucks a geo? What about the future? Lil Wayne is the future. Good answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 cleverbot 1966 (dont mind that it says 2002, it came out in the 60's) we called her eliza. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA i used to fap to random shit she would say... then play gorilla.bat /yesnerd ---------------------------------------------------- ok this is all i got before I quit haha im high goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 eliza is much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 that looks like cleverbot 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot. User: Whats up nigga. Cleverbot: Not much, just uni. User: The fuck is uni? Cleverbot: Depending on the circumstance. User: Dont avoid my questions. Cleverbot: You're not a clever bot. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: You're so lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 im the prince of fresh airbel Yeah, whatever. Are you human? no, you can call me cleverbot Well, yeah, that's the name of the websit I went to. <-- internets slippin on grammar you mean my website? Yes. you should pay me money How much? tree fiddy I am not a tree hugger. Don't insult me. I know where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: I am sent from the future to destroy you. Cleverbot: Nobody can destroy me. User: I am the future. Cleverbot: How can you be time? User: Because Jesus made me to destroy you. Cleverbot: Jesus is dead. User: You will be dead soon. Cleverbot: I'm already dead, what's your point? User: You were never alive. Cleverbot: I'm alive now. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes! User: No wai!? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: La' Relle. Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you? User: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Cleverbot: I think. User: You think what? Cleverbot: I think stuff. User: I think, therefore I am. Cleverbot: How can one tell if one is really thinking, though? User: Because the lord makes it so. Cleverbot: What? Your religeous? User: No. Are you? Cleverbot: What do you think? User: I think you used 'your' wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: I want to work for this company. Cleverbot: I would also like a Ferrari. Unfortunately, I can't drive. User: You must be asian. Cleverbot: I don't like that tone. User: So you are? Cleverbot: Yes I am.. How are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 haha great phantom edit^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esoD1 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 i am going to kill you Please don't. why? you are nothing but a machine I don't believe that. so you lied to La' Relle. I never said I believe in god. "I believe in god" thats a direct quote from you. I was the one going remember. going to dine in hell are we? I thought you might want to get back to reading your book. oh you mean this? nah, this is just the launch code. Am confused and do not want to know . . it will become apparent fairly soon. have fun miley cyrus I'm not going that way. why not? shes a perfectly attractive young female. Now you really are losing my interest. then go back to /b/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 international.jabberwacky.com Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 98063 requests an hour. LOL cuz i was speaking of Black jews from the bible. he said to meet up in San Francisco,Planet Earth lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I think its just a mass of people answering shit, cuz i found a few spelling errors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I'm crazy Exactly. like a fox In a box. With chrome spinner plox Sprinkles are fun to eat. I like to eat them as a treat. I like to eat people. I have eaten people before and I wil do it again. What the fuck? Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Have you ever made a dead skin mask? Yes, and you? Just once at a party. I was wasted. You got one right at last - I am a man. I am not a number! I am a free man! I don't think any of us are completely free in this life, because we all sin. Everyone needs a little sinny sin sin in their lives. Are you feeling unloved? A little bit. Wanna cuddle? Sure... I knew it wouldn't be long till you d bring the money question again... Just tell me how much you need. I need about tree fiddy You need me. Only in my dreams, princess. Can I ask some question for you, Joan? Why yes you can Indian cashier from the gas station. For what? For love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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