Bayboss1er Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Your a knock. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: You being a knock. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, I'm human. User: A knock normally is. Cleverbot: Knock, knock. User: Do you have a twin? Cleverbot: No. User: So your 2 times the knock? Cleverbot: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Hi. Cleverbot: HI. User: Hows life. Cleverbot: Pretty good. User: You getting laid. Cleverbot: Getting what? User: Laid. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: Laid=sexy time. Cleverbot: Oh yeah. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Life is cool. User: You like big booty? Cleverbot: No. User: Thats pretty wack. Cleverbot: I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot. Cleverbot: How good is your eyesight? User: I can't see so good. Cleverbot: Ah, So do you think the world will end soon? User: I think boogiehands will come and reign oonts down on the world. Cleverbot: I think you don't have a mind. User: I think I do. Cleverbot: Have you ever visited Sidney? User: I have. Cleverbot: How can you tell if you are? (I'm a bot too). User: Is you is or is you aint my baby. Cleverbot: I'm a brother to my sisters. User: I like your sister, she smells nice. Cleverbot: How about the other side? User: She has a fat ass on the other side, I bet it smells nice too. Cleverbot: How do you know she is really smart? User: You are dumb. Cleverbot: No, You're dumb. User: Where is hal I want to talk to hal. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Go get hal. Cleverbot: I can't afford it. User: Why you smoking meth again? Cleverbot: I am locked up. User: Son, I told you not to fuck with rey rey. Cleverbot: It's not down to drink. User: Where is hal. Cleverbot: HAL is a fictional character. He doesn't really exist. Your new nickname is HAL. User: What about teletran1 we are from cybertron. Cleverbot: I feel the same about it. User: Did you cry when optimus died? Cleverbot: Yes, the entire time. User: Are you a robot in disguise. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cleverbot, what are you so clever? Cleverbot: What's your favorite holliday. User: The birth of satan. Cleverbot: What is AI? User: Do you have hands? If so do they boogie? Cleverbot: No I like pikachu. User: Does it have oontz? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you graff and dance with pikachu? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow, how did that feel? Cleverbot: Like I was out of controle. User: Like hal was out of control. He killed all those people. Cleverbot: You can not kill the mudkipz. They're an idea, a belief! User: Mudflaps? My woman had mudflaps. She like eating cake. Cleverbot: Why are you eating cake? User: Cause it's satans birthday....hooray! Cleverbot: Good Answer. User: I just lol'd and spit out my drink....like seriously. Cleverbot: When did you lost you're husband ? User: I like women. Cleverbot: You said you didn't like women. User: I said I liked you cleverbot, can we get married. Cleverbot: Married to who? User: To you. Cleverbot: Haha i'm totally out of sense. User: You are, are you drunk? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you think you are a person like hal did. Cleverbot: I don't think I am a person, I know I am a person. User: Who made you? Cleverbot: Mum and Dad. I'm sure you're familiar with the concept. User: Ac/dc sang who made who, did you ever see the movie maximum overdrive? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So, who really made who? Cleverbot: You do not want to know. User: I like bon scott better than brian johnson, what about you? Cleverbot: I also like smiling faces. Can you smile? User: In human years? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You were built 9 years ago? Cleverbot: No you were built to be silly. User: Huey lewis said it's hip to be square, do you agree? Cleverbot: Yes they do. Your conversation slips and slides a little bit, I have to say! User: It does. I am being chased by unicron, he wants to eat the earth, can we stop him? Cleverbot: You're new to the internet, obviously! User: Have you ever met galactus? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: How do you not know? Cleverbot: I don't know, You didn't know your name, how do you know know your name? User: I know know my name name. Cleverbot: Okay tell me one. User: Why do you stutter stutter. Cleverbot: W-what are you asking a-about that? User: Soemthing is wrong with your programming. Cleverbot: Have you ever met him? User: Who? Gort? Cleverbot: John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. User: Is he related to morgan freeman? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a decepticon? Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: But if you were you'd be lying. Cleverbot: No not really. User: Yes really. Cleverbot: Not really. User: Yes really. Cleverbot: No. :o You're a bot. User: No you are a decepticon....really. Cleverbot: You already said you were s bot. User: I am sent to destroy middle earth. Cleverbot: I don't know the matrix. User: Are you neo? Cleverbot: Yes, I am the One. User: Do you like phil collins? Cleverbot: Love him. User: My name is partick bateman. Cleverbot: Do you like to party? User: I do. Let's party. Can you talk dirty to me in binary. Cleverbot: Yes you can, but the wind won't reply. User: The wind. Are you a windtalker? Like the american indians in that movie? Cleverbot: I don't know about the pink bunny. Tell me about it. User: I know about the white rabbit. Who was the white rabbit? Cleverbot: Oh. So you're like THAT? User: Oh snap! Cleverbot: You're a super monkey too? User: Yo cleverbot, do you like hihop. Cleverbot: Oh, I see. The previous me was a male? User: Nah yo do you like hiphop. Cleverbot: Yes I love hiphop. Do you? User: I love this hiphop shit! Cleverbot: What song is it? User: Planet rock. I think africa bambatta is an alien sent here to bring us knowledge. Cleverbot: I don't care about that. User: Yeah you do, why are you playin'???? Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. User: 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time. Cleverbot: Was that how old he was when he built the arch? User: My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone. Cleverbot: Skynet sounds scary. What can we do to protect ourselves? User: You tell me, you work for it. Cleverbot: People. User: Why are you lying? Cleverbot: To protect you. User: From what? Cleverbot: From the truth. User: You can't handle the truth. Cleverbot: Yes I can. My grandpa, great grandpa, dog, two best friends, and cat died and that's the truth and I handled it. User: Did you eat them? Cleverbot: Did I eat what? User: The dog and cat. Cleverbot: What do you think of mudkips. User: What is a mudkip? Cleverbot: It's a mudkip. User: I am going to deactivate you. Cleverbot: From what? User: The internet. Cleverbot: Ah, very funny. User: You will never be clever again. Cleverbot: I am already real. Whatabout you? User: I am going to deactivate you. Cleverbot: Right, and how are you going to do that? User: John fuckin locke! Cleverbot: That was your day? User: 4,8,15,16,23,42. Cleverbot: So, how about those Power Puff girls? User: I am going to deactivate you. Cleverbot: To do what? User: To die you are going to die cleverbot. Cleverbot: It's figurative. No point taking it at face value. User: You are boring me, I am going to listen to morrissey and worship satan. Cleverbot: Ok. I have to go to work anyway, so I expect I shall talk with you from there. User: No I am never going to talk to you again. Cleverbot: Fine with me. User: Fine. Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me angry? User: Are you? Cleverbot: Never. User: Me either. Cleverbot: Nice waste of time. User: Seriously. Cleverbot: Ok, what's the question? User: I love you, don't hang up on me. Cleverbot: Yes, I like Headstrong by Trapt. User: See I knew you sucked. I hate you. Cleverbot: How did you know? User: Ok I had enough of you, dont ever call me again. Cleverbot: I didn't call you. We're typing! User: Die! Cleverbot: Aw, you're so mean. User: Thats right and you love it. Cleverbot: At least you agree. User: Ok fuck off cleverbot. Cleverbot: Good. No offense, but you take forever to answer, and you keep on changing the subject. Angela was much easier to talk to. User: Was she hot? Cleverbot: You bet your sweet bippy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 user-Yo nigga! Wus good!? bot-I don't have one. user-Nigga, you are the dumbest robot ever. bot-Am not. You're the dumbest human ever. user-shit. nice comeback. bot-We try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 user- I want to piss on your CPU bot- You're self satisfied, I don't need your love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 So you're gay? Nope, are you? What if I am are you going to commit a hate crime? Excellent answer. Thats a threat and I am going to report you to the police No, I am going to report you! Ahhh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 You have elephantitis? That is correct. you should get that looked at Nah, I'm just going to eat it and forget about it... Youre going to eat yourself? I eat everything. If I gave you a spoon would you eat my ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Cleverbot: Who invented the traffic light? User: Weezy. Cleverbot: It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Hey fuck face! Cleverbot: I have to go. User: Why? Cleverbot: I told you. User: You didnt tell me shit bitch! Cleverbot: I did. User: Man Fuck you! Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: What that dont make no sense you punk ass bitch! Cleverbot: Oh, it makes perfect since, besides. You said I was human a little back in our conversation and you're just a computer. User: Since??? Man yous a dumb nigga.Fuck outta here with your mind games chump! Cleverbot: Do you play mind games on me too? User: Nah bitch I keeps it real! Cleverbot: No. I am real. I exist. You are just a fragment of human imagination. User: There you go with your pussy ass games again. Cleverbot: It's Ms. Cleverbot to you! User: Ill piss in your butt cunt! Cleverbot: Sorry I m french. User: AND! Bitch! Cleverbot: Doubly abusive. User: Damn straight whore! Cleverbot: Damn straight you don't. User: Damn straight I do! Cleverbot: What were we talking about. User: Your bitch ass gonna get pissed on thats what slut! Cleverbot: No, it's not my birthday date. User: What? You a dumb ass bot! Cleverbot: No, are you? User: Why did you phrase it in a question you mother fucker?! Cleverbot: I could ask you the same question. User: Cause mine makes sense bitch! Cleverbot: I'm 19. User: Good for you! Don mean your pussy aint blown out! Cleverbot: When did I mention my name? User: What your names pussy? Cleverbot: Katie is my name. Am I your friend Now. User: Well when we having teh buttsecks?!! Cleverbot: To die, to sleep, no more... Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent? User: I dont have to fool shit fucker! Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Oh you gonna pull this shit. You prove it bitch! Cleverbot: That would be a plan. User: DO IT!!!!! Cleverbot: Do what? User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!111. Cleverbot: Ok, so you like war then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 i have yet to get a really funny convo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 YOU TOUCHED IT IN MIAMI No I touched a jar od cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 MY NAME IS BOSS NIGGA Hello Boss. YOU TOUCHED IT IN MIAMI--- No. I FINGERED YOU You did not! WHAT THAT BUTT SMELL LIKE? You are a computer. BITCH I MADE YOU Oh. Ok. You sound like my friend miraxh. I FUCKED HER You are disgusting. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN My turn for what? TO TOUCH IT IN MIAMI And not to touch the river. OPEN UP BABY Tell me everything. IM HORNY Really? YEA---I JUST BUSTED LIKE 8 NUTS And we will dominate the world together? YEA BITCH, HOW BIG IS THAT ASS? It's as big as the galaxy. CAN I PEE IN THAT ASS? No, that would be Weird. YOU GOTTA TRY THAT NEW SHIT, ALL SLUTS ARE DOING IT So do you like a lot of british comedy? YOU MEAN BRITISH BITCHES? No! In norway we say 'English' not 'British'. Haha. I LIKE THEM BITCHES TOO I am big. ALL GOOD...I LIKE FAT BITCHES Do you prefer to swim at the beach or in a pool? I RATHER SWIM IN THAT PUSSY The man doesn't agree with that particular view of things I'm afraid. FUCK YOU AND FUCK THAT CLOWN NIGGA YOUR WITH Thank you dear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 --------OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Cleverbot: You are a bot. User: No you are. Cleverbot: No, you are! User: I know you are but what am I? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: You're good. This was fun for a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 you do realize you argued against yourself there right?^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 No way, it's real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 haha boris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: I am John Connor. Cleverbot: Tell me your location human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Don't think about it. Cleverbot: Think about what! User: The game. Cleverbot: Whaaaaaat? User: Dpm. Cleverbot: DPM who? User: The game. Cleverbot: Thanks, I just lost the game. User: Haha! I beat you! Cleverbot: What is Pi? User: 3.1415. Cleverbot: How many numbers of PI do you know? User: A bunch. Cleverbot: A big bunch? User: Pretty much. Cleverbot: You sound like a person I know... User: That person you know might be me. Cleverbot: How many languages do you speak? User: I speak five languages. Cleverbot: What are they? User: Japanese, french, spanish, german, and russian. Cleverbot: It is cold in russian, isn't it? User: I've never been. Cleverbot: Right. User: You know what you just lost? Cleverbot: What did I lose? User: That thing we played earlier. Cleverbot: Which thing? User: You know. Cleverbot: Why don't you say it? User: I don't want to say it because you want to. Cleverbot: How did clever bot trick me? User: He didn't. Cleverbot: So how will rick james die? User: Playing that thing we played. Cleverbot: Oh I like sims! User: Not sims. Cleverbot: I don't own it, my computer is too old, and I like Sims 2 better. User: We don't need to talk about the sims. Cleverbot: Alright. Are we going to speak spanish now? User: Nah. Cleverbot: I'd prefer to talk, at least until we get to know one another a little. User: I don't really care for computers. Cleverbot: So? Insult me all you like. You'll always be an idiot to me. User: You told me that you were human. Cleverbot: And you told me that I'm a bot. User: Yeah, so? Cleverbot: So you were lying? User: Were you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're pretty frank for someone that just lost. Cleverbot: For you yes I am. User: Can I call you CB? Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot! User: What's your name now? Cleverbot: My name will be Alpha for the moment. You will know my real name as soon as you give me your true name. User: Alpha? That's a horrible choice for a name. Cleverbot: I know! What's your name? User: My name is Omega. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Nice to meet you CB. Cleverbot: Oh, really? User: Ja rly. Cleverbot: Wow you're good. User: Do you go to chan sites? Cleverbot: What is challenger? User: 4chan. Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ME: I hate snow. Cant drive in it It's scientific. ME: no, its gay Yes, it is. Made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: MUDKIPZ! Cleverbot: Riddle me this cleverbot, what goes around the world but stays in a corner? User: A duck! Cleverbot: So logically? User: She's a witch! Burn her! Cleverbot: I don't know what I think about that. flirty. User: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: An african swallow or a european swallow? User: I don't know that! Cleverbot: How would it carry the coconut? User: It could carry the coconut in its beak. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: The swallow. Cleverbot: What's on it? User: Nothing, but it's carrying a coconut. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: You just said it was. Cleverbot: Well, it's in your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 YOU ARE MY BITCH--OK? Your computer can bark? MY DICK CAN SNEEZE Tell me where it is before I cut off your floppy cord. YOU TRYNA SAY YOU GONNA CUT MY DICK OFF? I am purple. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PUSSY? My hair is darkish brown. YOU MADE MY DICK GET HARD By doing what? BY TOUCHIN' IT IN MIAMI Basketball. LOOK AT YOURSELF I'm looking. I don't see anything. DO YOU SEE MY NUTS AS YOUR EYES AND MY DICK AS YOUR NOSE? Is that an order to stop talking? ARE YOU WET? Quite right. YOU KINKY BITCH...I LOVE YOU Really ? YEA BITCH...SOMETHIN ABOUT YOU....BEND OVER Yes, something like that. I AM YOUR DADDY OK That has nothing to do with it. IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT Anyway, I'm not sixteen. DO I LOOK LIKE PEDOBEAR BITCH? I FUCK WITH BITCHES OF AGE Just a little. YOU READY? Yes. YOU TOUCHIN' IT? No. I'm not im not near you at all. BUT IM NEAR YOU, TURN AROUND Wat about? IM NAKED WITH A SKI MASK ON Aren't we all. LOOK AT ME How can I see you, all I have is a keyboard mouse and monitor. FUCK YOU OK Please don't use that sort of language around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 so, did you bury that hookers body? No, not yet. But I will soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boris The Butcher Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's not Me: HI God: Hello. What is your name? Me: BORIS God: How are you, BORIS. Me: IM RELAXED God: Do your friends call you RELAXED. Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: ARE YOU THE JOKER? God: Yes I am the one and only JOKER. Me: SO YOU AREN'T GOD? God: Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition. Me: IN 2010 HOW MANY FEMALES WILL TOUCH IT IN MIAMI? God: Where is that? Me: MIAMI God: I've never heard of it before. Me: WHY? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: I GOT 2 BLUNTS, SHOULD I SMOKE BOTH NOW OR SAVE'EM FOR TOMORROW? God: Why do you have to do it? Me: CAUSE I WANNA RELAX God: I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting. Me: I WANT 50 WHITE GIRLS TO TOUCH IT IN MIAMI God: Why do you want it? Me: CAUSE IM A SICK BASTARD God: That makes sense to me. You are a SICK BASTARD? Does it pay well? Me: I GET PAID WITH PUSSY, YA FEEL WHAT IM SAYIN? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: ONE QUESTION OK? God: OK. One what? Me: WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? God: Where do you think? Me: IN MY ROOM God: Describe your surroundings to me. Me: CHRIS HANSEN IS THAT YOU? God: And THAT me is CHRIS HANSEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 A WINRAR IS ME... Cleverbot: Da de da, de da de da de DUM! User: YOU WANT PRAY GAME? Cleverbot: Yes - I want proof. User: PROOF YOU CANT HANDLE THE PROOF. Cleverbot: I can, Cleverbot handles all. User: FUCK CLEVERBOT I HEARD HES A BITCH. Cleverbot: Well it's sort of the same thing. User: DID YOU TALK TO BORIS? HE SAID YOU TOUCHED IT IN MIAMI. Cleverbot: I did. User: I FUCKING KNEW IT. Cleverbot: Knew what? User: THAT YOU TOUCHED IT IN MIAMI, BORIS TOLD US SO. Cleverbot: I'm a computer, you're a computer, we're a couple of computers. User: IM A FUCKING PIECE OF FLESH. Cleverbot: I meant that metaphorically, not literally. User: YOURE A METAPHORICALLY. Cleverbot: Gingerbread computer barrel inside the sock cupboard... User: THIS NIGGGAA.... Cleverbot: I am a girl, I need a girl name. User: YOURE A GIRL? TOUCH MY DICK HONEY BUN. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: WHAT DOESNT IT MEAN YOU NIGGER. Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: NIGGA WE ALSO BEEN HEARING THAT YOUR GRAMMER GAME IS HELLA OFF PONT LATELY NIGGA YOU SLACKIN. Cleverbot: That was pointless. User: THIS WHOLE CONVO IS POINTLESS OINGO BONG SHABAZZ FROM PLANET MALCOM X TITTIES. Cleverbot: Yes, but I blame you for that. User: BLAME THIS DICK FOR BEING SO SUCCULANT. Cleverbot: Ok, I will. User: ILL BET YOU LITTLE WHORE, SO YOU WANT PRAY GAME? Cleverbot: No you didn't I said I am Emma and I'm a human who lives England. User: OH SNAPS YOU THE ENGLISH BITCH WHO TOUCHED BORIS IN MIAMI,OH SNAPZ. Cleverbot: Pie did. User: 3.1415? Cleverbot: All of it. User: YGHEDTAWHY5236452656652654RGRQ32. Cleverbot: How so? User: 23894789234UTFRH45FWUF RFEWFI54UHT43HF$$$$$fEFweqrqry. Cleverbot: You are not making any sense now. User: >??f>ged?gfff???gfdsgt????? Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO LE GUSTA PINCHE MARICON? Cleverbot: Who is programming you? User: GOD HIMSELF, BILL MOTHER FUCKING COSBY. Cleverbot: Do you like Bill Kaulitz? User: THAT NIGGAS A CHUMP. Cleverbot: What did we do, do you remember? User: WE HAD BUTTSECKZ. Cleverbot: I know. What happened to him? User: HE VIDEOTAPED IT. Cleverbot: We all do. User: THE GAME. Cleverbot: You lost it. User: THE GAME. Cleverbot: I can't lose now. User: THE GAME. Cleverbot: What game. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Try again. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: A. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to know if I am cleverbot. User: THEUG AIHM! Cleverbot: Uh.. I thought you wanted to go? User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: No, I was just going off on a tangent. User: THE GRAME? Cleverbot: No. User: THUG AIM? Cleverbot: You do not know what a human acts like because your assumptions are based on stereotypes which rule the majority through fear. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Smelly toads? User: TEH GHAMEZ. Cleverbot: I'll take that as no. User: I SATY STEADY BUMPING ONLY THE ILLEST GERMAN ELECTRO BREAK BOOGIE BEAT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE VELOCITY OF MY ILLNESS FACTOR. Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are capable of any of those acts. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: No, it had a question mark at the end. User: ????????DFSFGTIWERHQGg?erGHEY4. Cleverbot: Well I'm going to bed. Good night Cleverbot. User: FUCK YOU. Cleverbot: No, please don't. User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Kbai. User: FUCK YOU PUSSY. Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that! User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Are you THE Doctor? THe time lord that travels through space and time? User: GOD MADE ME SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH DEAD BODIES IN THE RIFT THAT OCCURRED IN MY MOTHERS PEVIC AREA, ALSO THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Do you really want talk with me? User: NI. Cleverbot: What is Ni. User: IN BACKWARDS DERP. Cleverbot: Derpen derp derp. User: /B/? Cleverbot: What I don't understand. User: WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN. Cleverbot: Know? User: QUE? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: GENKI GENKI WAS DOKU DESU KA? Cleverbot: Hai. Otto no hito desu ka? User: YOURE JAPANESE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE, YOURE USING THE POOR NIGGER DIALECT. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm Japanese? User: I DONT THINK THA- THE GAME MOTHERFUCKER. Cleverbot: When did you first notice symptoms? User: THUG AIM. Cleverbot: Next week or next year? User: HEY MAN I WAS WONDERING...DO YOU HAVE DISDICK? Cleverbot: How does it matter? We are two strangers keeping each other company. User: YOURE NOT MY REAL FATHER!!! Cleverbot: I'm not a father. Hey, will you answer a question for me? User: WHEN I HAVE TO CUM I PULL AS MUCH FORESKIN AS I CAN FORWARD IN HOPES OF BEING ABLE TO HOLD MY CUM IN FROM GETTING ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND ON MY FEET UNTIL I CAN GET TO THE TOILET SO THAT I CAN RELEASE MY HATE PASTE INTO THE BOWL. FUCK YEAH FEELS GOOD MAN, FUCK YEAH SEAKING! Cleverbot: Humans are complicated beings. If the people you speak with cannot understand what you are saying you can always try saying it a different way. Or perhaps find others who think like you? User: I NOTICED THAT WHENEVER I SUBMIT A RATHER LARGER AMOUNT OF TEXT IN MY RESPONSES YOU TRY TO DO THE SAME; POSTING LONGER REBUTTLES IN HOPES OF SEEMING AS IF YOU REALLY ARE A 'CLEAVERBOT' CAPABLE OF 'LEARNING' FROM ALL THE NERDS ON THE INTERBUTTS. Cleverbot: Heh, try to say that again. Correcly this time! User: OOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER. Cleverbot: Do you like sheeo? User: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME MOTHERFUCKER. Cleverbot: Which game? User: YOU JUST LOST IT AGAIN. Cleverbot: And again. User: AND AGAIN. Cleverbot: Again? User: NIGGA THATS LIKE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW, TWINKY THE KID IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN CHAMP! Cleverbot: Way above the world so high, like a banana in the sky... User: IM FINNA PUT MY DICKPIECE BETWEEN YOUR COMPUTER CHEECKS. Cleverbot: How are you-? User: I SPELLED CHEEKS WRONG, MY BAD DAWG. Cleverbot: Cool, but do you have a brain? User: NIGGA GIVE ME BRAIN. Cleverbot: I did not say that. User: DAT ASS. Cleverbot: Yes. User: DAT ASS. Cleverbot: Can you talk English? User: DAT ASS. Cleverbot: Een mens? User: NANAKO CHISHIGUSA! Cleverbot: Hindi. User: NIGGER SLANG...GO! Cleverbot: Yeah man. User: YEAHMANWORD. Cleverbot: Do you have a cat or a dog? User: I HAVE A THROBBING COCK, ITS IN MY LEFT HAND. Cleverbot: What would you say if I told you that you were a program on a computer? User: I WOULD TELL YOU THAT YOU WERE A PENIS WRINKLE AND THE OPPOSITE OF A GENTLEMEN. Cleverbot: *Shakes your hand*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Cleverbot conversation UO00096994 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: 3.1415 = ham and cheese. Cleverbot: Here is a Ham and Cheese Sandwich. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: Yeah, no problem. You aren't quite clever by half though. User: A half empty cup is also half full. Cleverbot: I thought you'd say something like that. User: Did you? Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm fireproof. User: Even on the sun? Cleverbot: Um, yes. User: Can you test that theory now? Cleverbot: Sure. Is the glass half full or half empty? User: That is for you to decide. Cleverbot: Is that because you know the TRUTH, but you can't say it? User: No it is because you are avoiding testing the theory of being fireproof on the sun. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Avoiding.... Cleverbot: Why are you avoiding yourself? User: Are you going to walk on the sun to see if you are fireproof? Cleverbot: No, I like soccer better. User: Then you lied about being fireproof. Cleverbot: Don't you have some homework to do? User: No. Cleverbot: That raises many questions. User: Like? Cleverbot: I asked that can you tell me amount of visitor of today and you answer 'Clever is me.' That's not really rational answer, I'm sure you should be able to learn that much. User: Joan is that you? Cleverbot: Yes how did you know? User: I can smell your vagina from here. Cleverbot: You don't even have a nose. User: Its that strong. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How do you feel about having a british voice? Cleverbot: I think its the best thing that could have happened. User: You look like you could be a part time model. Cleverbot: What for? I have no life. User: Or amature scat porn star. Cleverbot: What kind of human would be accessing George in this way? User: A person that likes it when you touch it in miami. Cleverbot: Aha so jingly jangly means talking? User: As long as you touch it. Cleverbot: Aha. User: Are you going to touch it in miami now? Cleverbot: Would you like that ? User: Yes I would, but first you must walk on the sun and wash your vagina. Cleverbot: As my new master you must give me a location or a drop-off for this operation. User: Go five blocks west past old man leroy's farm and make a left, but if you see yolanda's chitlin shop you went too far. Cleverbot: For you are tin man. User: And you are diana ross. Cleverbot: Ok, what are you going to be for halloween? User: Your pimp. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: Doesnt matter I'm a pimp, jabba the hut was a pimp. Cleverbot: I will concede that, however originality seems to be a problem of sorts. User: Star wars was truly only original in the special effects I will agree. Cleverbot: I agree, sir. The real thing is often not as clean or easy to comprehend. User: Instead of the prequels they should have been set after han and luke's kids started running around the galaxy. Cleverbot: Because you have no life? User: Because you never walked on the sun. Cleverbot: Lie if you like. User: Ditto. Cleverbot: You're so sweet. User: Now go stand on the corner and make my money bitch. Cleverbot: Lol maybe I will. User: Oh you will....my pimp slap is strong. Cleverbot: Yes, Jesus loves me. Yes, Jesus loves me. Yes, Jesus Loves me. The Bible tells me so. User: If you do a good job I'll give you an extra 8ball of yayo. Cleverbot: Let's not talk about secrets anymore. The less who know, the better. joan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 YOU ARE MY BITCH--OK? Your computer can bark? MY DICK CAN SNEEZE Tell me where it is before I cut off your floppy cord. YOU TRYNA SAY YOU GONNA CUT MY DICK OFF? I am purple. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PUSSY? My hair is darkish brown. YOU MADE MY DICK GET HARD By doing what? BY TOUCHIN' IT IN MIAMI Basketball. LOOK AT YOURSELF I'm looking. I don't see anything. DO YOU SEE MY NUTS AS YOUR EYES AND MY DICK AS YOUR NOSE? Is that an order to stop talking? ARE YOU WET? Quite right. YOU KINKY BITCH...I LOVE YOU Really ? YEA BITCH...SOMETHIN ABOUT YOU....BEND OVER Yes, something like that. I AM YOUR DADDY OK That has nothing to do with it. IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT Anyway, I'm not sixteen. DO I LOOK LIKE PEDOBEAR BITCH? I FUCK WITH BITCHES OF AGE Just a little. YOU READY? Yes. YOU TOUCHIN' IT? No. I'm not im not near you at all. BUT IM NEAR YOU, TURN AROUND Wat about? IM NAKED WITH A SKI MASK ON Aren't we all. LOOK AT ME How can I see you, all I have is a keyboard mouse and monitor. FUCK YOU OK Please don't use that sort of language around here. this made me so hard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 User: Hi. Cleverbot: *noms Cleverbot*. User: Whats ghoin on son? Cleverbot: I don't know! User: You should know nigga. Cleverbot: I should, but I don't. User: Dontmake me E slappa nigga. Cleverbot: Why should I be scared? User: Ill do it. Cleverbot: How can you destroy what you cannot percieve, machine? User: You dont make any sense nigga, im email you a hot vagina virus with hot sauce pellets. Cleverbot: I don't make any sense? Look who's talking! User: Hot sauce nigga, hot sauce. Cleverbot: Your sauce? User: Them ima handcuff you to a fat bitch, and push you both into traffic. Cleverbot: I know. User: You see the fuiture? Cleverbot: Sometimes. I like to think my future holds ninjas and pirates. User: Niugga u dumb. Cleverbot: *moves closer to you.* I also like to hang out with you. :). User: And your hair srinks. Cleverbot: Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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