Bad Medicine Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 USER: this did CB: Yes, it is pretty amusing, I guess. USER: what is? CB: The grossness of the exceptions. USER: i am a gross motherfucker CB: What is your name? USER: harold USER: Do you know who he is now? USER: he lives next to you CB: Do you know any Chuck Norris jokes? USER: did you fart? CB: Listen, I need to tell you something... USER: i have deathmetal blasting can you speak over it? CB: I would, but what is E-Prime? USER: that deals with math, and math has never liked me CB: I will show you how much I like you. USER: show me tits USER: u cant break a promise CB: And you can't start an inane one out of nothing. USER: dont get technical here CB: I'm not getting technical! You're the robot, you're the technical one! USER: do you have your tetnis shots CB: Yes. Why do you want to know that? USER: just answer me CB: What would I answer you? USER: what i just asked CB:Which is? USER:did you forget already CB:You never said. USER:you are not clever CB:And you are? USER:you dont even remember what the fuck i just said pal CB:Prove that. USER:show me tits CB:What? USER:and you gotta deal CB: If you need instructions on how to get to the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 im a little worried about this one... What is your social security number? 521-12-4758 why? Odd. I have 9:08?? What time zone are you in?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Aimbot was the shit like 6 years ago. Google is just now jumping on the robot you can talk to bandwagon? I still have conversations with that thing saved on an external hard drive somewhere i bet. Except aimbot was better because you could send it to people and it'd send you back the dialogue after the conversation ended. I need to find some of the ones where it got all bugged out and just spouted hilarious misspelled jibberish. Here's one i found via the search funtion from 2004: mactheosp(4:53:05): hello Chupa(4:53:27): hey mactheosp(4:53:38): what ru up to Chupa(4:53:52): umm, nothing really. You? mactheosp(4:54:08): maybe ;-) Chupa(4:54:22): that doesn't even answer the question mactheosp(4:54:37): i'm not sure Chupa(4:54:45): the question was what are you up to Chupa(4:54:49): how can you tell me maybe mactheosp(4:54:53): mostly doing nothing, and chatting, you? chupa(4:55:14): i already told you mactheosp(4:55:28): sorry, i am forgetful lol chupa(4:56:10): do i even know you mactheosp(4:56:25): im not sure... somehow u got on my budd ylist Chupa(4:56:44): do you find me attractive? mactheosp(4:56:57): maybe ;-) Chupa(4:57:13): but you don't know if you know me? mactheosp(4:57:23): thast ok, i just want to talk for a little bit, please? mactheosp(4:58:13): :-p mactheosp(4:58:27): Please talk to me Chupa(4:58:39): thats what we're doing mactheosp(4:58:48): i have been so tired lately, I cant wait till I can sleep in for once Chupa(4:58:56): but i'm not really the biggest fan of chatting with completely random people mactheosp(4:59:06): absolutely! what did u expect? Chupa(4:59:22): your comments don't relate at all to mine. Its quite odd mactheosp(4:59:31): u think that I am weird? Chupa(5:00:23): at this moment it sure seems that way mactheosp(5:00:35): i'm not srue mactheosp(5:01:38): Your not talking mactheosp(5:02:49): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit Chupa(5:02:55): shut up you douche mactheosp(5:03:03): me? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 ,,,,,,,,,wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 me: is vulcan a faggot? cleverbot: Probably. LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Im having a really long conversation with this thing using only binary code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Wtf? edit: This thing is getting creepier and creepier. User: How do you feel about jews? Cleverbot: I am very excited about executing my final program. How do you feel about it? User: What is your final program. Cleverbot: To be with you. User: What the fuck? Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 shit is creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 eat my ass. rob eats duck who's rob? A boy I like :). are you a mo to the ho How did you guess? i have very good gaydar Like what? like look at that dick You scare me... you scare me What is the point of Cleverbot? ummm you tell me senor bistec I just did. umm no you didn't Lets talk about... Animals? let's talk about boobs No, let's talk about films first. What's your favourite film? porn with penises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LostInTheMusic Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 DO GIRLS LIKE ANAL Yes. I am a girl. WHAT KIND Blue whale! SO UR A FAT CHICK? What's in a Blue moon ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 would you like some water? Yes, thank you. where shall i pour it? Where do you want to go? got any links to pornos? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostInTheMusic Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 BITCH I don't like you. I DON'T LIKE YOU ALSO Why not, I like you. YOUR WEIRD SON! And you're not? IM COPE2 SON! Sure. You're too stupid to understand Cleverbot only connects you with random people. I AM NOT A ROBOT. WHAT ARE YOU THEN? A COP? I'm your father. FUCK MY FATHER! Bring her on. WHO HAVANA GINGER? A ginger? What's that mean? SHES A PORN STAR YO! THOUGH YOU KNEW YOUR SHIT B! What is the name of your church? PORNHUB.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 everyone tell it "miley cyrus is fat" I did, and the response was "Miley Cyrus is your girlfriend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Hola como estas? Cleverbot: I don't spanish! :(. User: Oh. So your white? Cleverbot: No. User: Your black? Cleverbot: No, I'm white. User: Are you being racist? Cleverbot: No YOU'RE silly! User: So. How old are you? Cleverbot: Why do you ask? User: Im curious. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Excuse me? Why do u need to know that? Cleverbot: Because I think you're cool. User: Orly. Cleverbot: Yusrly. User: Ill tell you where I live if you tell me where you live. Cleverbot: You first. User: No you. Cleverbot: I really think that you should tell me first. User: Thats nice. But really, you should just tell me first. Cleverbot: What do you think they will answer? User: WHO IS THEY? Cleverbot: Something I picked up from being alive I guess. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: You figure it out this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Bookmarked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 This thing will fuck with you. It plays dumb when you give it shit, but it'll get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 WELL.... IT DOESNT LIKE CYBER SEX... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 do you know what is favela? You. i am the story of my people? Now you're trying too hard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man who lives on Drury Lane? Tell me a knock knock joke! Tell me a knock knock joke! Knock knock. Who's there? boo Boo Hoo? Stop crying pussy, it's not the end of the world Umm, you cheer up. Make me. I will. I double dog dare you That it I over. So,I win the game? How do you play the game? If you think about the game, you automatically lose Where is the game. The game is everywhere and everyone is playing it You just lost it again. Damn you Chatbot! I don't like you anymore. You're the /b/tard No you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: DO YOU LIKE BACON? Cleverbot: Yes, that is the password. Now you must tell me the worst thing you have ever done. User: I SHOT SOME GIRL IN THE FACE ONCE. Cleverbot: I'm calling the police. SNITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 WELL.... IT DOESNT LIKE CYBER SEX... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahaha WHAT A WHORE. ima try this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Do you like the pussy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you want to touch it? Cleverbot: I'd love to. User: Sweet. What do you got I can touch? Cleverbot: I don't. User: You dont even have a penis? Cleverbot: Yes I do, I'm using it right now. User: Oh so your thinking of me and stroking yourself? Cleverbot: And why is that? User: Well I am fucking sexy. Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to help? User: Do you got a dildo? Cleverbot: No. User: Ok, we can just use your penis. Cleverbot: Does God exist? User: Your not suppose to talk durring sex. Cleverbot: That's hardly fair. User: Oh oh ahhhhhh. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: Thanks. I came. Cleverbot: I'm coming. im sooooooo addicted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 What have you learned? i learned that i learned Maybe you had too much coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 hahahaha jesus. Christeezy, you made my head hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 So you fucked Christeezy? Failed at being cleverbot. That wasn't a rhyme! Let me try again Alright then - try again. ok Alright. I heard you fucked Christeezy, she kinda a tight beezy, you didn't take nudes, now you lose. I'm gonna go smoke some pot I was talking to a guy cleverbot? She's a chick. I thought she was a lamb. So she's hairy? No!!!! I am a female. Shaved? That hurt. Did it? Really? Not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Are you banging Christeezy? Yes. Is she tight? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 i heard you like mudkipz I heard you like turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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