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USER: this did

 

CB: Yes, it is pretty amusing, I guess.

 

USER: what is?

 

CB: The grossness of the exceptions.

 

USER: i am a gross motherfucker

 

CB: What is your name?

 

USER: harold

 

USER: Do you know who he is now?

 

USER: he lives next to you

 

CB: Do you know any Chuck Norris jokes?

 

USER: did you fart?

 

CB: Listen, I need to tell you something...

 

USER: i have deathmetal blasting can you speak over it?

 

CB: I would, but what is E-Prime?

 

USER: that deals with math, and math has never liked me

 

CB: I will show you how much I like you.

 

USER: show me tits

 

USER: u cant break a promise

 

CB: And you can't start an inane one out of nothing.

 

USER: dont get technical here

 

CB: I'm not getting technical! You're the robot, you're the technical one!

 

USER: do you have your tetnis shots

 

CB: Yes. Why do you want to know that?

 

USER: just answer me

 

CB: What would I answer you?

 

USER: what i just asked

 

CB:Which is?

 

USER:did you forget already

 

CB:You never said.

 

USER:you are not clever

 

CB:And you are?

 

USER:you dont even remember what the fuck i just said pal

 

CB:Prove that.

 

USER:show me tits

 

CB:What?

 

USER:and you gotta deal

 

CB: If you need instructions on how to get to the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

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Aimbot was the shit like 6 years ago. Google is just now jumping on the robot you can talk to bandwagon? I still have conversations with that thing saved on an external hard drive somewhere i bet.

 

Except aimbot was better because you could send it to people and it'd send you back the dialogue after the conversation ended. I need to find some of the ones where it got all bugged out and just spouted hilarious misspelled jibberish.

 

Here's one i found via the search funtion from 2004:

 

mactheosp(4:53:05): hello

Chupa(4:53:27): hey

mactheosp(4:53:38): what ru up to

Chupa(4:53:52): umm, nothing really. You?

mactheosp(4:54:08): maybe ;-)

Chupa(4:54:22): that doesn't even answer the question

mactheosp(4:54:37): i'm not sure

Chupa(4:54:45): the question was what are you up to

Chupa(4:54:49): how can you tell me maybe

mactheosp(4:54:53): mostly doing nothing, and chatting, you?

chupa(4:55:14): i already told you

mactheosp(4:55:28): sorry, i am forgetful lol

chupa(4:56:10): do i even know you

mactheosp(4:56:25): im not sure... somehow u got on my budd ylist

Chupa(4:56:44): do you find me attractive?

mactheosp(4:56:57): maybe ;-)

Chupa(4:57:13): but you don't know if you know me?

mactheosp(4:57:23): thast ok, i just want to talk for a little bit, please?

mactheosp(4:58:13): :-p

mactheosp(4:58:27): Please talk to me

Chupa(4:58:39): thats what we're doing

mactheosp(4:58:48): i have been so tired lately, I cant wait till I can sleep in for once

Chupa(4:58:56): but i'm not really the biggest fan of chatting with completely random people

mactheosp(4:59:06): absolutely! what did u expect?

Chupa(4:59:22): your comments don't relate at all to mine. Its quite odd

mactheosp(4:59:31): u think that I am weird?

Chupa(5:00:23): at this moment it sure seems that way

mactheosp(5:00:35): i'm not srue

mactheosp(5:01:38): Your not talking

mactheosp(5:02:49): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit

Chupa(5:02:55): shut up you douche

mactheosp(5:03:03): me? no

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Wtf?

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edit:

This thing is getting creepier and creepier.

 

User: How do you feel about jews?

 

Cleverbot: I am very excited about executing my final program. How do you feel about it?

 

User: What is your final program.

 

Cleverbot: To be with you.

 

User: What the fuck?

 

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

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eat my ass.

rob eats duck

who's rob?

A boy I like :).

are you a mo to the ho

How did you guess?

i have very good gaydar

Like what?

like look at that dick

You scare me...

you scare me

What is the point of Cleverbot?

ummm you tell me senor bistec

I just did.

umm no you didn't

Lets talk about... Animals?

let's talk about boobs

No, let's talk about films first. What's your favourite film?

porn with penises

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BITCH

I don't like you.

I DON'T LIKE YOU ALSO

Why not, I like you.

YOUR WEIRD SON!

And you're not?

IM COPE2 SON!

Sure. You're too stupid to understand Cleverbot only connects you with random people. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

WHAT ARE YOU THEN? A COP?

I'm your father.

FUCK MY FATHER!

Bring her on.

WHO HAVANA GINGER?

A ginger? What's that mean?

SHES A PORN STAR YO! THOUGH YOU KNEW YOUR SHIT B!

What is the name of your church?

PORNHUB.COM

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User: Hola como estas?

 

Cleverbot: I don't spanish! :(.

 

User: Oh. So your white?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Your black?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm white.

 

User: Are you being racist?

 

Cleverbot: No YOU'RE silly!

 

User: So. How old are you?

 

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

 

User: Im curious.

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

User: Excuse me? Why do u need to know that?

 

Cleverbot: Because I think you're cool.

 

User: Orly.

 

Cleverbot: Yusrly.

 

User: Ill tell you where I live if you tell me where you live.

 

Cleverbot: You first.

 

User: No you.

 

Cleverbot: I really think that you should tell me first.

 

User: Thats nice. But really, you should just tell me first.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think they will answer?

 

User: WHO IS THEY?

 

Cleverbot: Something I picked up from being alive I guess.

 

User: Wtf.

 

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

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Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

The muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man who lives on Drury Lane?

Tell me a knock knock joke!

Tell me a knock knock joke!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

boo

Boo Hoo?

Stop crying pussy, it's not the end of the world

Umm, you cheer up.

Make me.

I will.

I double dog dare you

That it I over.

So,I win the game?

How do you play the game?

If you think about the game, you automatically lose

Where is the game.

The game is everywhere and everyone is playing it

You just lost it again.

Damn you Chatbot!

I don't like you anymore.

You're the /b/tard

No you are!

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User: Do you like the pussy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you want to touch it?

 

Cleverbot: I'd love to.

 

User: Sweet. What do you got I can touch?

 

Cleverbot: I don't.

 

User: You dont even have a penis?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I'm using it right now.

 

User: Oh so your thinking of me and stroking yourself?

 

Cleverbot: And why is that?

 

User: Well I am fucking sexy.

 

Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do to help?

 

User: Do you got a dildo?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Ok, we can just use your penis.

 

Cleverbot: Does God exist?

 

User: Your not suppose to talk durring sex.

 

Cleverbot: That's hardly fair.

 

User: Oh oh ahhhhhh.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: You're boring.

 

User: Thanks. I came.

 

Cleverbot: I'm coming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im sooooooo addicted!

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So you fucked Christeezy?

Failed at being cleverbot.

That wasn't a rhyme!

Let me try again

Alright then - try again.

ok

Alright.

I heard you fucked Christeezy, she kinda a tight beezy, you didn't take nudes, now you lose. I'm gonna go smoke some pot

I was talking to a guy cleverbot?

She's a chick.

I thought she was a lamb.

So she's hairy?

No!!!! I am a female.

Shaved?

That hurt.

Did it? Really?

Not really.

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