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wouldnt have waisted money on

 

 

i was reading that thread on people that should go bankrupt

an how someone waisted $8.50 to see another teen movie

an i realized , hey! theres alot of movies i went to see just to find out in the first 10 min. it just sucked an i wanna leave but for some reason i stay to watch the whole movie just cause im a idiot ,

but here are some movies i thought that sucked to pay to go see

 

1. mortal kombat 2 -cheesiest fight sceens an crapy fx

2. cliford - i hate martan short

3. bicentenial man - it was 3 hours an just stupid

4. scary movie -was like a bad porno

5. He-Man

6. space invaders

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

freddy got fingered

austin powers

blair witch project

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Lost in space

Blairwitch project

dancer in the dark

the beach

and many many many more

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Blairwitch was a fraud,

thats what was so bad about it.

If it was presented like a z class stupid thriller that it was i may even liked it more.

But the whole promotion and the film itself was a fraud.

I only liked that low view with the flashlight.

Plus, it wasnt even scary

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blair witch was re-tar-Ted koppel.

especially the very ending. i laughed.

actually i laughed throughout.

 

i feel sorry for anyone that spent bucks

to go see Titanic at the theatres too...

armageddon really fuckin' sucked a

teat. the only reason i sat through that

piece of shit is becuz i was partly fascinated

by how people could whimper at such mindless

fluff.....plus i agreed to go cuz my boy wanted

to see it again and offered to pay for me.

that movie is on par with a pube on a toilet seat.

another movie he dragged me to was

Godzilla with matt broderick.

i walked out of that one at least halfway through.

other than that i really haven't seen to many

flix in the last few years.....i remember when existenz came out...

me and my planting crew went..they laughed

and dissed it all night long while i laughed at them

unable to grasp cronenbergs maestroness*http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif'>

suckerz.

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bliar witch....this movie sucked beyond all comparison....just plain sucked....half the audience was groaning and saying it sucked...i wanted to leave....pure crap

 

Exit wounds- also pure crappola....even the prescence of the amazing hot eve mendex couldnt help...there was about 70 twists....bad guy turns out to be good cop, but thengood cop turns bad, everyone turns out bad, but bad guys who fight good guys become good guys at teh end....and steven seagul pops up in every scene, he manages to find everyone in the city and follow them and shit.

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Cronenberg is the man, BROWNer i need a flick from a movie, do you thing you can help?

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wild wild west

the majestic (not my idea to see it in the first place)

mulholland drive, BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T GET IT! and neither did he kid who saw it with me.

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one of my friends described Blair Witch as "a $10 2-hour run through the woods"

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ha ha wild wild west why in fucks name did you go and see that?????

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Originally posted by BROWNer

that movie is on par with a pube on a toilet seat.

 

haahahaha, oh shit that was funny

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tesserock, maybe....let me know.

 

and let me say that mission impossible

2 was fuckin' great. not in a serious critical

way, but the over the top hilarity of that movie,

coupled with the self professed 'laser head'

made up for its complete lack of integrity.

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Brown, i'm searching for some flicks of those weird medical tools that appear in one of cronenbergs films (cant recall the title) you know the one with the twins.

I think that the titles of the film where shots of these tools, any screen shots would be great.

And to add on existenz, 1st, she's hot and second that bone assembled gun is one of the most brilliant ideas/comments on film.

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my list would be too long. ive maybe enjoyed 3 movies in the lasy 5 years at the theatre. and ive seen alot of movies.

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...and jude law is in it.

 

...those flix/tools would make a nice thread.

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ok, deal.

I've been planning to make a thread about genetics and art after your reply at accidents, those tools fit there perfectly.

If you're on, lets start a search thing goin on.

Get on aim if you want to design the whole thing

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tesser, i'm all for it, but i'm just about out the door here.....

so......go for it, if i get back and you've got something, maybe

i'll find something worthy.....:) :)

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Originally posted by BROWNer

another movie he dragged me to was

Godzilla with matt broderick.

i walked out of that one at least halfway through.

*http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif'>

suckerz.

 

dude...even though that movie sucked it still makes me a littl teary eyed when I see it because I lost my virginity to that flick while watching it in a theatre

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