nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 i can't tell racist jokes in my office without including my own race - but i don't know any. BUT YOU PROBABLY DO! If you're black, or know black people, please post some of the funnier shit yall say about us white folks. I promise, I won't get offended (after all, I'm white, what do i care?) found these on google: Q: What is the difference between a white man and a snake? A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, while the other is a snake. ------------------------------------------------- What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA ------------------------------------------------- Blondes & Butter What do blondes have in common with butter? They both spread for bread. ------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a white guy use to soothe a sore throat? A: Medical insurance LOL my favorite ^^^^^ keep em coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 first 1. What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching. 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 those are terrible jokes. jokes about white people are never funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 yea, well... black people are funnier than white people? ok, maybe tell the joke in Charlie Murphy's voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 I JUST WANT TO TELL RACIST JOKES WITHOUT APPEARING TO BE A RACIST ... we have "them" working in our office now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 with? out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 with? out? yes exactly. freudian slip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I JUST WANT TO TELL RACIST JOKES WITHOUT APPEARING TO BE A RACIST ... we have "them" working in our office now What, "Norwegians?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 well here we call them Canadians, LOL. but only if they're in ear shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 There is nothing funny about the master race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Haha! White people run the world! It must suck being them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 :lol:^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 got one maybe... Q. Why can't white men jump? A. They don't have to, they own the team. edit: the black girl in the office called me a racist when I told her that... back to the drawing board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I never understood the term "reverse racism." Just because it's about white people, why is it "reversed?" Isn't it just racism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 because we were first to start it? ... or were we... cause and effect. we were racist first, they are now racist back. reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 What do you say to a White person who has Black friends? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG Honestly can't think of a single White person "joke" that is funny. I can think of funny observations, but not quick jab jokes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 How does every racist joke start? With a white guy looking over his shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 What do you call fifty white people standing together? Worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Get Mero in here he can talk about white stereotypes. How y'all be wearing running shoes with jeans. Or jogging in the park with 40 dogs on 40 leashes. Or eating tapioca pudding. Or going to college and making something of yourselves. Or having money. And gentrifying neighborhoods & boosting property value. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 yea, well... black people are funnier than white people? ok, maybe tell the joke in Charlie Murphy's voice This Statement is false Heres every black comedian(minus Chapelle) Either: A: Yeah man, White people, I love yall man, White people. Ya know whenever im with white people dot dot dot B. Man, The Po-lice. Always on a brother, shit man me and my boy got pulled by the police and (insert overused black/racist cops joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I don't get the medical insurance one. I'd use my insurance for my sore throat as well. But I'm white...so maybe that's why I don't get it (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 because we were first to start it? ... or were we... cause and effect. we were racist first, they are now racist back. reverse. Whats this we shit? i dont remember signing anything Dont say ''we'' cause I dont want to be part of any of the bullshit in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 What do you call fifty white people standing together? Mas'sa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I agree black people are funnier. Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, Chris Rock, Paul Mooney, Richard Pryor, Martin Lawrence, etc. I just don't find guys like Seinfeld that funny. Or Woody Allen or Dane Cook or Gallgher or whomever. Jim Carey was funny on In Living Color though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I never understood the term "reverse racism." Just because it's about white people, why is it "reversed?" Isn't it just racism? i decided to read the thread before i added my 2 cents wondering if someone else was on the same plane the term reverse racism implies whit people invented racism. double you tee eff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I agree black people are funnier. Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, Chris Rock, Paul Mooney, Richard Pryor, Martin Lawrence, etc. I just don't find guys like Seinfeld that funny. Or Woody Allen or Dane Cook or Gallgher or whomever. Jim Carey was funny on In Living Color though. Chapelle is a freak of nature when it comes to comedy. Foxx,and Martin Lawrence blow. Chris rock is decent, and Richard pryor is a legend Your listening to the wrong white folk. Stephen colbert, Lewis Black, Mitch hedburg, Jim carey, Bill Hicks, Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, George Carlin, Brandon dicamillo, demetri Martin The list is way longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Can somebody still explain the health insurance one to me? Is my health insurance racist or funny? P.S. us crackers sho' can't dance either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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