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Reverse Racism aka Jokes About Whitey

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i can't tell racist jokes in my office without including my own race - but i don't know any.

 

BUT YOU PROBABLY DO!

 

If you're black, or know black people, please post some of the funnier shit yall say about us white folks. I promise, I won't get offended (after all, I'm white, what do i care?)

 

found these on google:

 

Q: What is the difference between a white man and a snake?

A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, while the other is a snake.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Blondes & Butter What do blondes have in common with butter?

They both spread for bread.

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Q: What does a white guy use to soothe a sore throat?

A: Medical insurance

 

LOL my favorite ^^^^^

 

keep em coming

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yea, well... black people are funnier than white people?

 

ok, maybe tell the joke in Charlie Murphy's voice

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I JUST WANT TO TELL RACIST JOKES WITHOUT APPEARING TO BE A RACIST

 

... we have "them" working in our office now

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I JUST WANT TO TELL RACIST JOKES WITHOUT APPEARING TO BE A RACIST

 

... we have "them" working in our office now

 

What, "Norwegians?"

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got one maybe...

 

Q. Why can't white men jump?

 

A. They don't have to, they own the team.

 

edit: the black girl in the office called me a racist when I told her that... back to the drawing board

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because we were first to start it? ... or were we...

 

cause and effect. we were racist first, they are now racist back.

 

reverse.

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What do you say to a White person who has Black friends?

 

 

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

 

Honestly can't think of a single White person "joke" that is funny. I can think of funny observations, but not quick jab jokes

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How does every racist joke start?

 

With a white guy looking over his shoulders.

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What do you call fifty white people standing together?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worthless.

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Get Mero in here he can talk about white stereotypes. How y'all be wearing running shoes with jeans. Or jogging in the park with 40 dogs on 40 leashes. Or eating tapioca pudding. Or going to college and making something of yourselves. Or having money. And gentrifying neighborhoods & boosting property value.

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yea, well... black people are funnier than white people?

 

ok, maybe tell the joke in Charlie Murphy's voice

 

This Statement is false

 

Heres every black comedian(minus Chapelle)

Either:

 

A: Yeah man, White people, I love yall man, White people. Ya know whenever im with white people dot dot dot

 

B. Man, The Po-lice. Always on a brother, shit man me and my boy got pulled by the police and (insert overused black/racist cops joke)

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I don't get the medical insurance one.

 

I'd use my insurance for my sore throat as well.

 

 

But I'm white...so maybe that's why I don't get it (?)

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because we were first to start it? ... or were we...

 

cause and effect. we were racist first, they are now racist back.

 

reverse.

 

Whats this we shit? i dont remember signing anything

Dont say ''we'' cause I dont want to be part of any of the bullshit in this thread

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