whodoyouthink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Hahaha the pics are hella funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 its just baffling how a person can say its just jokes and the proceed to argue for a full ass week about an animal thats prolly going to be extinct within the next 50 years. cosign on the pictures though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 This is still going so I am helping it get to 50 pages.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Wrong again. If same family equaled the same animal, why are there two more classifications after family? Same family just means they're related, it doesn't mean they're the same thing. Same family = same animal. All that other shit is the difference between breeds. Like the difference between a chiuaua and a pitbull. Everybody knows this. Literally everybody. There's not one single person in real life who doesn't know that a wolf is a dog. It's fucking retarded to even have to explain this to grown ass adults, much more so supposed college educated grown ass adults. You and Theo and Ayebee are just being trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Humans and chimps are in the same family, Hominidae...are we chimps? Humans and chimps are decsendants from the same ape. A more accurate thing for you to have said is that Neanderthals and Cro magnons are or are not the same animal. Cro magnons and Neanderthals are/were both humans. But the neanderthals died out, and now there's only cro magnons. But according you fucking retards logic.... cro magnons are the only "humans" and neanderthals were just some other shit. :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So you're saying a human and an orangutan is the same animal? Because both belong to the same Family Hominidae. Things that belong in the same Family generally are not the same "animal", but rather seperate animals that are closely related . It isn't until you get to the same species or subspecies in taxonomy where you can start to say an animal is the same. And even that isn't always the case. Wolves and other dogs are exactly the same animal. You're a fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 good example. i dont know who is saying what but it sounds almost the same. dogs dont mate with wolves. pretty sure the cant even if they wanted to. like we dont fuck with the monkeys. we came from monkeys/apes dogs come from wolves Wolves can and do mate with other dogs on a regular basis. We can't and don't mate with monkeys. Wolves are dogs. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 ^ niggers and honkeys actually do mate, but they aren't the same animal regardless. This is why they're called a hybrid animal WUT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 This thread is nothing but 50 pages of the same redundant material plus some funny pics from Theo Sounds like any other thread where DAO is mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Dogs and trees are the same minerals you fucking idiot. Level75paladin and afterschool special are the same faggot, you fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Dont mind me I am just heading to page 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 They can mate. But so can donkeys and horses, and other animals that aren't the same, but closely related. That's because donkeys are horses. We've already gone over this, and Smart even posted some shit that shut you up. Animals can't reproduce with other animals that are not the same animal as them. Welcome to middle school science class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I think this was seriously the highlight of this thread, and the sum of all the stupidity rolled into one The fact that there's more than one dipshit on 12oz who believes (or pretends to believe) that a wolf is not a dog is what's the hilight of this entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I honestly think that DAO is saying this retarded ass shit just so we'll keep replying to his ridiculous thoughts. I mean seriously, who in their COHERENT mind would say some of this shit. I guess it's because he's stimulated off alcohol? I dunno... Haha shit's funny as hell though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 And why are you still talking about dolphinwolfdoghumans!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 A. Where is the source of this? Looks like this was typed on Microsoft Word then print screened. B. Besides, nowhere in that definition does it say that a wolf is a dog. In fact, it says that dogs evolved from wolves. C. Calling things "horse family" and "mouse family" and "dog family" are non-scientific, non-official words used by everyday people that use the most familiar animal to them to describe the entire family. A horse is more common to the everyday person than a donkey or a zebra. And thus it's called the "horse family" on the street. Doesn't make a donkey a horse. A mouse is more common to people than a ferret. Doesn't make a ferret a mouse. And it doesn't make a fox or a wolf a dog, just because people are more familiar with dogs. More specifically, a dog is a domesticated (and evolved) form of wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The genus remains the same. But, dogs are in their own subspecies. But yes, all of us here do agree that dogs evolved from wolves, and are closely related. DAO however is saying a wolf is just another breed of dog in the same way a Golden Retriever and a Pomeranian is a breed of dog. I'm saying that a wolf is the first breed of dog, but it's still a breed of dog you fucking moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 its like watching a 40 year old downsyndrome try to put the moves on jessica alba Everything that you've ever typed the entire time you've been on 12oz is like a 40 year old trying to make moves on Jessica Alba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/12/05/MN153329.DTL&type=science mice=people 85% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Based on studies by Dr. Robert Wayne at UC Berkeley, sled dogs are no more closely related to wolves than Chihuahuas. There is very little genetic difference between any dog and any wolf, coyote, or jackal, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I honestly think that DAO is saying this retarded ass shit just so we'll keep replying to his ridiculous thoughts. I mean seriously, who in their COHERENT mind would say some of this shit. I guess it's because he's stimulated off alcohol? I dunno... Haha shit's funny as hell though... There's not one single person IRL who in their coherent mind would even think of arguing that a wolf isn't a dog. During this entire time, I've even asked mad people (pretending to be on the side that I supposedly think a wolf isn't a dog at times) what they thought on the subject, and they all looked at me like I was trippin and said something to the effect of "who the fuck thinks a wolf isn't a dog". Not one single person cosigned that a wolf isn't a dog. then when I told them that these dudes on the internet think that a wolf isn't a dog, they all said that those dudes on the internet are fucking retards. Which only confirmed what I already knew. Then like 90% of them clowned on me for arguing with retards on the internet. And I had no defense. Yall motherfuckers is either blatant fucking trolls, or blatant fucking retards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 PEOPLE SHARE 70% THE SAME GENETICS AS A BANANA. THE BLANKET IS PULLED OVER MY HEAD ONCE AGAIN.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The three year olds clowned on you? Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 ^You're a scrawney ass dude who wears tight pants and draws stick figures on shit and calls it "graffiti". HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Haha i'm actually not a dude... And yes, i guess i do wear tight pants. I don't drraw stick figures, and i definitely don't think that dolphins and philly cheese steaks are in the same family of animals or wolves or whatever... hahaha Calm down dude, it's all jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 this is still going? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 halfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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