KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Finally the time has come! Douchebags are no longer sporting the faux-hawk. It appears the new douchebag uniform includes that haircut where the hair in the front is spiked and the rest combed forward. Kinds like a white kids elementary school picture. The standard striped dress shirt with the sleeves rolled halfway up the forearm, tight pants, and flip flops are still standard. /ohworddrunkatbariphonetyperonerholleratyoboyonertillinifity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I saw some bro rocking a faux hawk today. I cringed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 It appears the new douchebag uniform includes that haircut where the hair in the front is spiked and the rest combed forward. Kinds like a white kids elementary school picture. They've been doing that since the early 90's. [ATTACH]117272.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 I believe it. These guys must have a union. All coordinated and shit. Not a faux hawk in the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Fuuuuu I'm here with my chick And the hottest broad in the building keeps making eye contact with me fucking girlfriends killin my game Or making me desireable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Back in ny i am used to seeing douchebags of all varieties. Over here in denmark everyone looks like a douchebag. I dont know if they are doing it on purpose but the normal style here for everyone seems to be douchebag. Their hair is all naturally really blonde but literally everyone ive seen so far is rocking ironic colorful shirts with tight pants, and gay shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ^Are they wearing boat shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 i thought this was gunna be a thread posted from the army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 All I see all night is faux hawks and shitty Ed Hardy shirts. The best was a dude with a faux hawk, an Ed Hardy shirt along with a tattoo of the design on the shirt on his forearm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 fuck ed hardy. i dont see why people wanna wear his reused art he puked out on to hats and shirts. fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 i cant stand all that ed hardy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Ed Hardy / UFC gear of any sort is an automatic douche pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ed hardy is the fucking man. i dont like the clothing, but dude paid his dues and is a true OG in the tattoo world. if he wants to be a millionaire by having his artwork on clothing, so be it. he's earned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ed hardy is the fucking man. i dont like the clothing, but dude paid his dues and is a true OG in the tattoo world. if he wants to be a millionaire by having his artwork on clothing, so be it. he's earned it. he's not in question here, its the retards rocking his shit that are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 The Faux hawk isn't dead. The Asian/American community will not let that die, especially the South East Asian American division. It's definitely not dead, and seems to be the "go to" haircut for many color popping white males. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ^Are they wearing boat shoes? what are boat shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You niggers dont know ridiculous hair cuts until you wander through European cities and see lame shit those kids are rocking. Despicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Yeah, but I do know Ed Hardy shirts, and those things are instant douchebag status if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Tap Out/Ed Hardy= Homosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Finally the time has come! Douchebags are no longer sporting the faux-hawk. It appears the new douchebag uniform includes that haircut where the hair in the front is spiked and the rest combed forward. Kinds like a white kids elementary school picture. The standard striped dress shirt with the sleeves rolled halfway up the forearm, tight pants, and flip flops are still standard. /ohworddrunkatbariphonetyperonerholleratyoboyonertillinifity pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Tap Out/Ed Hardy shirts = Homosexuals. *fixed.. his tattoo's will always be badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Thats what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You niggers dont know ridiculous hair cuts until you wander through European cities and see lame shit those kids are rocking. Despicable. thats where im currently at. Everyone, everyone looks like a fag. Hot girls though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 while is was in Madrid I saw guys rockin the mullet with dreadlocks in the back. A lot of guys had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Finally the time has come! Douchebags are no longer sporting the faux-hawk. It appears the new douchebag uniform includes that haircut where the hair in the front is spiked and the rest combed forward. Kinds like a white kids elementary school picture. you mean a duckass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.