Pfffffffffft Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 ive been holding it for so long because im so lazy to get up out of the cumputer chair.. the sensation goes away then it comes back a few minutes later so much stronger.. my palms are sweating so bad making this thread.. im about to go release it right now and when i do, i know it will be so orgasmic.. catch you in 5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I honestly worry about some of the people on the oontz, even though i dont plan on meeting any of you anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBking Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBking Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 FUCK!!! sheer milliseconds i tell you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 hyponatremia *edit. nevermind....i was wrong.. Truth - Jennifer Strange died from drinking too much water in the "Hold your wee for a Wii" contest. Holding her pee had nothing to do with it. Her death was caused by hyponatremia, which occurs when electrolytes are washed out by drinking too much water. It does not matter if you hold the pee or not: when you drink too much water, the electrolytes and water both end up leaving the blood. source: http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Pee-when-You-Can%27t-Use-the-Bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 i hope all of you are fucking banned minus calig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 lol...thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i hear it feels good for the girls when they hold their pee. any girls want to comment on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 what color is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you ever pissed in a cup cause you're too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom, then you forget to empty the cup outside, then you randomly find a cup of piss in your kitchen? me neither...just curious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i hope all of you are fucking banned minus calig cosign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you ever pissed in a cup cause you're too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom, then you forget to empty the cup outside, then you randomly find a cup of piss in your kitchen? me neither...just curious... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you ever pissed in a cup cause you're too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom, then you forget to empty the cup outside, then you randomly find a cup of piss in your kitchen? me neither...just curious... No but when I was 16 my friend and I used to have to sneak into his house drunk real late at night and because he didn't want to wake his parents he used to piss in cups all the time and just leave them around his room. So one day a mutual friend came over and got a drink and put it down, next thing you know he is spitting piss all over the room because he accidentally drank from the wrong cup. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 ive seen people get ran up on and robbed in the middle of a piss in Rio de Janeiro... right when you think you are in peace...BBBLLLAAAOOOOWWW ..your pockets are getting tapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I love to pee in sinks. Especially when its in other peoples houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I hear it helps bring on Kidney Stones, holding your piss that is. So I try not to, at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I honestly worry about some of the people on the oontz, even though i dont plan on meeting any of you anytime soon. Actually, out of all the writers I've met, 12oz heads are the most normal, believe it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Actually, out of all the writers I've met, 12oz heads are the most normal, believe it or not. writers maybe, but as members of society i wouldnt be so sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i hate when your at the beach and you have to pee really bad but you dont want to just go walk in the water for a minute because the girl your with will know what your doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 ill be the first one to say im not a normal member of society.. i stand out like a piece of pepper in a pile of salt.. i love arguing with people in another language..it throws them off when i come off with some vocabulary they wouldnt expect me to know.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 haha cosigned. many people dont expect me to be the type of person that can speak 4 languages fluently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 ive never lost a game of swords. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 spell icup outloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 FINISH HIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Sprat* Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 do you think if you hold your wee long enough you could explode? sort of like a wee bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i hold it on purpose to practice not pissing in my sleep after a liter of old thompson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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