YouMad.GIF Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Or if there is no deadbolt just take a big pair of channel lock pliers, grab the doorknob with them and twist hard, strip it out. Haha that's how one of my old landlords got into an old house of mine when he thought I moved out without giving me the keys I came to get the last of my shit and the fronts of the doorknobs were all pulled out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 There's nothing like seeing a deadbolt on a hollow-core door. If you're big, have some runway and are determined/pissed off, you can Kool-Aid Man right into someone's living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Kicking in a door is surprisingly easier than most people think My girl locked me out of my house one night cuz I was drunk and wylin out, so I kicked the front door in and took the entire frame with it, one shot. That's the problem with kicking doors in It takes the whole frame out, the frame always goes before the lock Then you can't close the door right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 There's nothing like seeing a deadbolt on a hollow-core door. If you're big, have some runway and are determined/pissed off, you can Kool-Aid Man right into someone's living room. You gotta live in some cheap ass squalor to have a hollow core front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I don't have a very vast amount of experience kicking doors in so that's probably true, but I know this shit was bad I tried to get my landlord to fix it for free by saying a crackhead must of tried to knock the door down, but when he saw it he said "This looks like fuckin SWAT hit the door" and wanted me to file a police report. I believe in avoiding all contact with police if possible, so I just payed for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had to kick my own door in one time because I locked my keys inside, and it was all hot outside and I was drunk like fuck it I had to nail the broken frame back together just to get the door to stay closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Somebody told me once in a dire emergency you can use a spark plug as a crack pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That's gotta be some emergency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Somebody told me once in a dire emergency you can use a spark plug as a crack pipe God damned recession! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos211 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had to kick my own door in one time because I locked my keys inside, and it was all hot outside and I was drunk like fuck it I had to nail the broken frame back together just to get the door to stay closed y didnt u just break a window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Yeah, old news, but still fun. People used to smash out the bus stops as one person said. In the past you could also take one of the tops off a Grolsch bottle which was convenient since it already had the hole through it to put some string or whatever, but I don't think those tops are porceline (spl?) anymore. As I found out the hard way, you can also insert a screwdriver into the bottom of the window frame of a car and just pull back, everything just shatters the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I used to use spark plugs as scribes.. really?....tell me more.....im tired of drill bits and rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 The ceramic is harder than glass (see above), so crack one to where you can get a nice edge on it and try it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 damn Cali it's 2009 and you still scribing the caveman way? I always thought those scriber pens you can get at home depot worked best U know, cuz that's what they were designed for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 y didnt u just break a window Because windows are messier, more expensive to replace than a door frame panel, and for a whole week every crackhead who walks by your crib sees a broken window and marks your spot as an easy lik. With the door you can at the very least make it look secure... How are you going to do that with a shattered window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2-C+C-2 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh Harvey Wallbanger, you and your crazy neighborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 damn Cali it's 2009 and you still scribing the caveman way? I always thought those scriber pens you can get at home depot worked best U know, cuz that's what they were designed for... Somebody gave me one of those a while ago. It's a nice tool, but I wasn't too impressed with how it worked on glass...they work great on metal, enamel and plastic, though. For glass I used to use emery bits and sparkplugs. Oh yeah, and sandpaper...it works about as well as etch without the drips and burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 No Graffiti talk YO I'm telling nah but Big jumbo diamond tipped drill bits are my shit oops And sandpaper too.. oops ANd yo, I propped homeboy who started this cause i hate car theft.... and the stink that a crack/smack head leaves behind in your car wash like 20 times, spray perfume and shit. Damn. still stanky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 those little things smash car windows? wow. /writes on notepad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 We used to use the lava rocks from out of the fake plants at Rotten Ronnie's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Because windows are messier, more expensive to replace than a door frame panel, and for a whole week every crackhead who walks by your crib sees a broken window and marks your spot as an easy lik. With the door you can at the very least make it look secure... How are you going to do that with a shattered window Yeah, this is how I know we're talking about different levels of violence against doors When I kicked mine in the only way to even cover the hole was to lean the door against where it used to be, like with the bottom kicked out so u could see right in I had to sit awake and wait for the landlord to come replace it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 damn Cali it's 2009 and you still scribing the caveman way? . never really got into scribing too much. i have one of those scribing pens in my car, but i dont really like using it. my friend has one of those diamond tipped drill bits, but i can't seem to come up on one. i will try the spark plug thing though..thanks shai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Kicking in a door is surprisingly easier than most people think My girl locked me out of my house one night cuz I was drunk and wylin out, so I kicked the front door in and took the entire frame with it, one shot. I can attest to this. When I was 13 we went to my grandma's for Christmas and when we came back my parents realized they had forgotten all the keys... so we stood there for a minute and I finally asked if they wanted me to kick it in. Knocked the frame out in one kick, the door was a solid hardwood deal but the frame gave quick. If my skinny 13 year old ass could do it I'm pretty sure anybody can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I honestly wasn't even trying to kick it in, I was trying to knock loudly with my foot in hopes that my roommate would hear it and let me in One shot from the foot though and it literally BLEW out. The door went a couple of feet into the hallway, and the frame fell out on top of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 were you waivin' the 44? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 More like screaming that I was gunna snap her fuckin neck for making my break my own door down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 all you heard was swamp dont hit me no mo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Write Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 yeah i found a good scribe once it was a blade sharpener with diamond bits it was inch half wide good scribe sick square tip like pilot or magnum shit nobody can hardly use square tips anymore all spoilt by runs mops and drips:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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