TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 The stoned homosexual jack-o-lantern was duct taped to a tapioca feng shui MoTown billet. Constrained to the sandtrap delta beyond the gelatin plasma coils, Gertrude ingested the swoosh parquet trapdoors. Her tenderloin peninsula emboldened my wall-to-wall orgy at the shrinkwrap phallus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Androgenous Boyscout Commanders Erotically Fisted Girls, Humping Interesting Jackrabbit Kangaroos, Laxidasically Masturbating Nine Omniscient Pelicans you left out the letter D genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abstract Rationality Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 The stoned homosexual jack-o-lantern was duct taped to a tapioca feng shui MoTown billet. Constrained to the sandtrap delta beyond the gelatin plasma coils, Gertrude ingested the swoosh parquet trapdoors. Her tenderloin peninsula emboldened my wall-to-wall orgy at the shrinkwrap phallus. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouTool Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 are these like Ace Rock lyrics or somethang??? LOOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 dude, i understood it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Maxwell T. Moneyballs the XVI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 word up! i got the soccer bats from Herman and he said to have your aunts daughter Stacey call the owner of the denim colored dorango out front of the animal hospital so it doesnt get towed!!! Im gonna brush up on my back stroke and outside voice until my skyhook looks left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 the rupture in the space time continueum happend when billy mays master salesman punched the luxiourious cumquat dinner i made for him by deficating a rainbow of flamingoes ghonerea inside the warlocks house the portal led to the darkside of upside down magival mushroom land vast and wide with wimsical gnomes named tammy faye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 hahahahahahahahahaa it took me a while to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Cindy get the fucking potroast out of your bilky hole or I'll scold you with the furnace troph of a thousand pinnacle temptresses. I lay down seamlessly finessed schematic sheets for the whole stone henge circus to revise and fist fuck. Dribble time, dribble time, rough up gripplestein NOW or face defeat. I'm a prophet therefore I'll freebase your soul. ....ONE-Y ONE-Y ON THE SUNSET MY NIGGA EARLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Bump that last joint was FIYAHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 mmmmmmm.. okay i concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 mothers speghetti fingers and her vast state of mind refers to the last most outrageous day god the holy saint incorperated buddhism in his network of teaching leprachauns and dwarves the knowledge of alchemy once the time was up the continuem shattered time as humanity knew it the multiverse was never the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 My flux capacitor is broken. I don't understand any of this. That Aesop Rock picture made laugh though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 As I sit here, snorting gun powder and listening to my Crash Test Dummies album, I often ponder. Will the marmalade melt under the scorching heat of my pog collection? I attached a very large amount of asbestos-covered YKK zippers to Rhonda's cunt taffy last eve, which could take a turn for the worse if the zitti isn't powdered. Why the fuck have I been ordered to cut my dope with dried semen? It's a never ending battle of necrophilia and anal-vapor-huffage. Will we ever win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 THIS THREAD SOUNDS LIKE GHOSTFACE'S LYRICS. :lol: [Ghostface Killah] Yo, you can catch me in Z-No's on a Friday night Or at the Emmy's, Bentley's, Roll Royce, all white Fresh kicks, star studded up A ounce of Gertest to hold me til them Theodore and Deini's roll up Soak my hands in olive oil, loyal to each, Diamond Shoot out the clock while I'm killin' timin' Eight-mill just to resign me My bitches go crazy and pull they hair out when they can't find me It's like, all he say.. Mr., Mr., D.J. Bring it back like an instant replay Please, get these wack records off of me I can't breath, ashtma pump so I could stop the weez It's like they love garbage (yeah), for God's sake, I'm the real artist Hear they songs, dumb niggas father's Under my wing like Sanford and Son Weird sons, I'm a big gun, like Big Pun, Big L and Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Every line of that makes total sense to me, heh... =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i dont know why...ive only read a few posts...but this shit had me rollin for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Ayo you ever go in hard with an XL nerf dart wrapped around your birdman? Shit gave me like 4 inches in girth plus it was like I couldn't even feel the pussy I fucked her for 2 hours. She ain't even know - was blowin up my Twitter after that shit nigga, word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Hearing the streets eat away at your face made me contemplate the inequity of shotgun Susie and her training bra sized orchestra revealing themselves to be the holders of the key. The key? There was a time when all the rabbits wore sunglasses, forevermore seems to append the desires of the strangest cannibals. The thing is, we all know how many times it takes to get to the center of a lolli... pop goes Chris hansen and out comes a fed. Things like this shouldnt happen on a Monday night in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 so they talkin bout walkin out of christopher walken's mouth. carry more weight than christopher wallace's couch. a brigadier general has been a queer hetero on several levels of illegible rebels. irregular bevels on top a perch to knock a smirk off a jerk that stalked a nurse and robbed her purse. she was coughin and it hurt now she's in a coffin in a hearse leaving the altar in a church. ask dao about dolphins and he'll blurt out the dirt about dogs that evolved to dissolve their feet & tails to become beached whales. go to french laundry to eat snails with females, and duck liver at the plush dinner so when we get home she gets fucked quicker than gay porn flicks in the castro after not liking acorn dick in her asshole. the cock's out and the pussy gettin knocked out like glass joe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ahaha i forgot about this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 I seen a hairnet behind the naked pomegranate symbolism. Her eulogy was erected from combination locks deep fried in onomatopoeia chip clips. Bristling with cobblestone shower heads, the disaster was averted when the garden inside the beauty salon was eavesdropping on the ship apron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 bahahahahaha:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 shit stix and horse hair . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 blue olives and hydrogen heirlooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Swallow the marshmallow and choke. So much for anorexia nervosa she did as a max mad as a hatter split ax and sifted pitter patter for cumquats. Snatched upz liek gooey gooey gumpdrops. Leprechaun 2 in 3D. Bright night eyes and plenny chlorophyll synthesize abrasively adjacent. Can't sit here this seats taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Funny thread------- theopholis------bring it back nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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